I'm bored so I'm going to review this week's raw!(My first review)

[Asskicker]

Alright, bored as hell at 1:08 in the morning on a Wednesday morning, got nothing to do so I'm going to review RAW on here as I watch it to entertain myself :. I didn't really get to watch most of RAW so might as well watch it completely now. Lets go!

- Like the new intro for RAW with the WWE now forever thing
-Blah blah blah I don't care about pyrotechnic fails, let's skip this little recap.
-I hear Punk's music accompanied by cheers, not surprised, it wasn't a huge heel turn last week.
-:finger: Cole and his hashtags
- Some boos, liking it!
- Finally, no babyface talk from Punk.
- Uncomfortable? Bullshit!
- Epic staredown from Punk to Lawler, Lawler shitting in his pants.
- Sittin' on the announce table like a boss!
- Punk talking about attention...interesting
- "Dwayne does what Dwayne does best..." Kiss ass (insert dawg smiley here)
- Rock = Attention whore according to Punk
- Going to skip through rest of this because I know what happens
- Ah, big show, still trying to be relevant :facepalm1:
- And the crowd goes wild as SuperCena comes to take down the big guy!
- Cena at 16:26 = COME AT ME BRO!
- And Punk looks on as the biggest attention ho next to the Rock continues to stay in the ring.
- AJ omfg so annoying as GM
- She still looks pretty though (gusta)
- Big Slow/SuperCena as main event? I know what I'm going to be doing later!
-ADR and Santino? I'll fast forward to the conclusion.
- Generic Heel believes he's above people blah blah blah.....Wait.
- He's not going to be competing until Summerslam? Hell Yeah! (insert yes smiley here)
- Stupid dancing segment, going to skip to the good part of this
- I love it when that Sandow theme hits! :sandow:
- Skipping DX footage.
- Sandow owning the shit out of Clay? :smashing:
- Brodus looks a lot more thin than before now? It must be cuz I'm somewhat sleepy.
- Sandow's theme playing right after he owns Brodus is (so hardcore smiley)
- Skipping recaps! So many like 4 already!
- Daniel encounters AJ, here we go.
- LOL AJ tells Daniel to shut up? Woman go back to the kitchen!
- Haha at AJ's response to Daniel if it was for the title against Sheamus
- Another ffin recap :dafuq:
- Sheamus trying to be cool with Josh Matthews = lame.
- Watching and loving the Sheamus/Bryan match, such a sick match for just a show and was given adequate time (jericho smiley here)
- Lame brogue kick finish
- Bryan is so gold ,"I AM NOT LEAVING THIS RING, UNTIL I GET A DOCTOR!!!"
- "NO!" = AWG:
- Another dumb early recap.
- Kofi and R-Truth come for????
- Kofi talking on the mic to Bryan? :dawg: Don't be silly Kofi, your mic skills still rot.
- My reaction to Daniel Bryan beating up "little jimmy" =

Spoiler

- :dawg: who cares about random people touting about RAW? This website will end quicker than Myspace.
- God AW and the Primetime players entrance = so much win.
-Titus VS Kofi?
- Going to actually watch this match, it seems alright :notbad:
- LOL AW's kobe bryant reference, did he have a mic or something on his collar?
- Lame kofi comeback
- LOL OMG :haha: AW throwing his shoe at Kofi saying Yo mama and then running away, priceless!
- That sit down spinebuster by Titus was beautiful (insert fap smiley here)
- Ohhh CM Punk apologizing to Cena and then owning him by saying what he did to Rock Cena couldn't do himself in a year ipebomb:
- :yay: Randy is back! Clean shaven like a boss!
- That pop for him was huge!
- Comes back with a squash
- That RKO on Slater was beautiful :
- Didn't enjoy the small Bryan segment so going to skip that
- The tag team match was awesome, loved all of it, especially how this time the faces cheat for a win. Ziggler was still being a total boss
- Tyson Kidd and Tensai, here we go.
- Somebody give this Kidd a push, he is the definition of perfection in a wrestler
- Tensai beating Tyson too much causes Tyson to win after all?

- Well Tyson ends up winning so I'm happy.
- Another Lesnar/HHH promo...

Spoiler

The hell, probably the 3rd time it was shown on RAW so far.

- More boos for Punk :burns: and he joins commentary!
- Going to listen to the commentary, not watch the match.
-Very good points by Punk about Rocky.
- Cena staying on Big Show's back with that expression on his face

Spoiler

- Lol Punk owning Lawler at commentary :win:
- :dawg: lol John shaking Big Show's head while he's fading.
- Cena overselling when Big Show kicks out
- Time to skip to the main part
- Jerry = "You're right Punk, (continous jabbering)"
Punk = "Of course I'm right" :win:
- I understood why some of you marked out during the commentary of this match, was filled with so much win!
- Big Show throws Cena at Punk
- Punk attacks both, predictable.
- "And the winner of this contest is...nobody, they're both losers." = :
- FUCKING AJ!
- No no no don't fucking tell me....
- :facepalm1: I should've seen this coming.
- Lame ending with AJ being lame and Punk yelling at her about respect and that.

Overall, this show was a 8.5/10 for me. Just hated AJ as GM and the ending decision about Summerslam. It's going to be so lame (insert upset smiley here).

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Am I the only one not thrilled with how Sandow/Clay went down? I think most people expect that to be a feud now, but I don't see it. People were saying Swagger/Ryback was going to be a feud after that non-match they had, and I think this is the same type of scenario. Yea, it's nice that they are pushing Sandow.. but

they are basically just burying Clay lmao. Basically 8 months of the same shit every week and maybe 2 mini feuds total. One with Swagger/Ziggler and maybe one I'm forgetting? And now he's just getting the shit kicked out of him by guys like Big Show and Sandow as a ploy to get them over. My guess is he will go away later this year and be repackaged, but that's probably just wishful thinking.

also Randy Orton sucks

 

[Matt]

still haven't gotten around to reading this! I WILL READ SOON! i just not in reading mood atm!

 

[Asskicker]

Am I the only one not thrilled with how Sandow/Clay went down? I think most people expect that to be a feud now, but I don't see it. People were saying Swagger/Ryback was going to be a feud after that non-match they had, and I think this is the same type of scenario. Yea, it's nice that they are pushing Sandow.. but

they are basically just burying Clay lmao. Basically 8 months of the same s*** every week and maybe 2 mini feuds total. One with Swagger/Ziggler and maybe one I'm forgetting? And now he's just getting the s*** kicked out of him by guys like Big Show and Sandow as a ploy to get them over. My guess is he will go away later this year and be repackaged, but that's probably just wishful thinking.

also Randy Orton sucks

I respect your opinion. :

 

[Matt]

I LIKE IT!