Weekly Ignition - Week 5 - Results

[Nostradamus]

LIVE FROM: The Target Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota

One on One - Normal - Rematch

Alyssa Herveaux (@InFaMoUs1) vs Violet Harris (@DemonHunter1257)

Bryce Frisco: The match between these two ended in a draw. Apparently, they couldn't wait to get into the ring so they decided to fight backstage. I swear, these girls are just irritating me and I've only been aware of their existence for less than a month. Sigh.

SPARK World Championship Match
One on One - Special Guest Enforcer

Vanessa York (@Hybrid) vs Christina Morgan (@Fireshock)
Special Guest Enforcer:

Lilith Young (@impactking)

Jake Lott: I can't believe that this is true. Ladies and gentlemen, if you put your heart and soul into something, it can come true. A former interviewer with no prior wrestling experience has managed to make history. Vanessa York can now claim that she is the best Women's Wrestler in the world because she is the very first ever SPARK World Champion here in Ignition. Congratulations to Vanessa York.

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One on One - Normal Match

Shaw (@Cerberus) vs Alex Creed (@TheCreeD)

Tony Eckert: Last week, Shaw lost in his debut match. However this week, he wanted to return the favor and embarrass another debuting wrestler, Alex Creed. Well tonight Shaw managed to do just that when he pulled off a win against Alex Creed. I am positive that this will not be the last we see of these two competing against each other.

Two on One - Handicap Match

Jay Washington (@DemonHunter1257) & JJ Colton (@InFaMoUs1) vs Emerson Zayne (@Emo)

Bryce Frisco: Ok, well this match was all one big twist. First of all, Jay Washington didn't show up to the damn match, ruining my brothers brilliant booking. Then, to top it all off, Emerson Zayne LOST to JJ Colton. Let me put this into perspective for you everyone. JJ Colton just beat someone who could very well be World Championship material...if JJ ever manages to become a champion, i'm going to leave the company. For the love of everything, somebody put him on the shelf.

One on One - Jet Starr Original

Minho (@SupaHeeroh) vs Luis Alvarado (@Hybrid)

Jake Lott: Saying that our General Manager Jet Starr is pissed...would be a grand understatement. Luis Alvarado refused to show up to this sing off and Minho, the actual singer, and I'll quote Jet Starr, "left his balls in his man-purse on the back of..."well I'm afraid that I can't repeat the rest of his comments on air. Due to these circumstances, the two of these men will be scheduled in another Jet Starr Original next week. This time they need to put on their best shoes and find a partner, because they will be ballroom dancing. This, ladies and gentlemen, cannot be missed.

One on One - Normal Match

@Fireshock vs Todd McKay (@MintMidget69)

Bryce Frisco: And the mutton-chopped marauder does it again! This human Guinea Pig continues to blaze a trail in the company. Fireshock came close though! Jeez, I sincerely hope Todd McKay misses every single flight to every single show.

Intercontinental Championship Match
One on One - Tyson's Choice

Tyson Storm (@TheFrostyBlur) vs Chris Young (@impactking)

Tony Eckert: In a heavily contested, back and forth match, Tyson Storm pulled off the win against Chris Young. Many thought that Tyson would opt to have a stipulation that would put everything in his favor. However Tyson Storm chose a 2 out of 3 falls match because he wanted to prove just how good he really was. In the end, Chris' shoulders were on the mat and we now have the first ever Intercontinental Champion under the Ignition brand.​

 

[SupaHeeroh]

A ballroom dancing competition next? Who needs inspiration for promos these days with booking like this?

 

[Fireshock]

Had two very fun matches this week, GG fellas @Hybrid & @MintMidget69.

 

[Emo]

We're not going to mention Emerson being doped up on pain meds? Okay then..

 

[Nostradamus]

We're not going to mention Emerson being doped up on pain meds? Okay then..

It's a PG show, thus commentators are not allowed to comment on or elude to that.

 

[Emo]

PG???? :aries::angry::sad1::asuka:2::aj::bige3::derp::cesaro2::mad1-61::christian::facepalm2::testify::::::joe:::rusev2::heyman:2::sheamful::rock2::razer::nooo::mad2::finger::henry::blackmad:

 

[Nostradamus]

PG???? :aries::angry::sad1::asuka:2::aj::bige3::derp::cesaro2::mad1-61::christian::facepalm2::testify::::::joe:::rusev2::heyman:2::sheamful::rock2::razer::nooo::mad2::finger::henry::blackmad:

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