If you were...

[Lady Deathbane]

...a Pokémon which one would you be?

Please note that this question is different from "which Pokémon would you WANT to be?". You can answer both if you really want or if you don't really know an answer to the original question.

(I also ask to please refrain from generation debates and insults. Pokémon is still Pokémon no matter which generation you enjoyed.)

I would honestly probably be an Eevee.

Spoiler

Because it's small and brown like me. :dawg:

Because it's description "it has the ability to alter the composition of its body to suit its surrounding environment" also relates to how I try to connect with everyone and find some common interest no matter how different they are to me.

Which one are you?

 

[Swift]

Charizard
@leojay

 

[Lockard 23]

I thought there was only one Pokemon? A little yellow motherfucker...

 

[Lady Deathbane]

I thought there was only one Pokemon? A little yellow motherfucker...

?

 

[catlady]

I was into Pokemon when I was in 7th/8th grade...there were like 50 something of them. How many are there now?
I haven't payed attention to it since then. Are they still making new ones? I think they got out of hand with them lol

 

[GeeTeaIye]

Snorlax.
He is living the life of my dreams.

 

[Mustafar Reginald]

Hypno, we both have child abduction in common, hehehe . . .

But seriously I have no clue who I'd be. I'd like to say Pikachu but I hate ketchup; I'd like to say Mewtwo but clones irritate me; I'd like to say Charmander but I don't mind getting wet; and so on and so on. So, in lieu of me directly picking a Pokémon, I'm just going to let a bunch of personality quizzes I found online tell me. My results in the spoiler tag . . .

Spoiler

From Quotev . . .

Ekans
You have mysterious dark quality about you. You don't enjoy being around people and avoid the spotlight as much as possible. Your not very talkative and when you do open your mouth it seems like its always a insult when its not. You speak your mind. You don't care whether people like you are not. You like who you are but remember being alone all the time can get lonely so step out into the light every once in a while.
​

From Quibblo . . .

Snorlax
You Are a snorlax. All you care about is eating and sleeping. You can pretty much say, you take life easy, and you handle stress well. It would help if you were a bit more social though...​

From Quizfarm . . .

Vulpix
You are an Vulpix, The fox of fire that always like a good hug and also doesn't skip being broomed, you do have a bad side tough...if someone touches you wrong you burn his face 9 of the 10 times...​

From TheOtaku . . .

Just pick you're favorite from the four. I do suppose the description Ekans rings the most true though. As for who I'd want to be, Mewtwo, easily. The only other option for me is Ash's rules-defying Pikachu.

 

[Senhor Perfect]

@deth = Tentacruel

 

[Dat Kid1]

Yup, that's just about do it for me

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

The one that talks

 

[Crayo]

The one that talks

Meowth

 

[Aids Johnson]

One that can kill myself the quickest.

 

[Senhor Perfect]

One that can kill myself the quickest.

 

[Swift]

@deth = Tentacruel

:isee: :gusta:

 

[Xanth]

Magikarp