If you were an animal....

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catlady

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Oh please! You seen a thread like this posted by me coming from a mile away!!! :jericho:

Anyways...

If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?
(Insects can be included though... Not sure anyone would wanna be one)
 
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I would be a cheetah. Super fast and super strong, no one would dare messing around with me cause I could rip them apart. I would basically be on top of the food chain.
 

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I would be a cheetah. Super fast and super strong, no one would dare messing around with me cause I could rip them apart. I would basically be on top of the food chain.
That and the male cheetahs make the female ones take care of the young... They pretty much just leave them after sex. lmao
 
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Panda because they chill at the zoo eating bamboo all day. Meanwhile, the elephant gets hunted by people, the antelope gets hunted by the lion, and the old lion is always in a fight for dominance with the young lion.
 

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That and the male cheetahs make the female ones take care of the young... They pretty much just leave them after sex. lmao
Lol true. That's why it would be a boss deal ;)
 

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I would be a tiger... I may be endangered but heck... No one messes with a 1000 pound cat!
 

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I would be a cheetah. Super fast and super strong, no one would dare messing around with me cause I could rip them apart. I would basically be on top of the food chain.


Uh. Cheetas are pussies bro (pun intended). Lions, leopards and hyenas fuck their shit up constantly.


lrn2animals
inb4 I impress Brit :ksi:
 
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I'd be a Duck. Ducks are awesome.
 
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I'd probably be a bear. They nap a lot, eat a lot, look cuddly, but will fuck your shit up if necessary :boss:
 
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Cats, hot chicks always buy cats
 
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Uh. Cheetas are pussies bro (pun intended). Lions, leopards and hyenas fuck their shit up constantly.


lrn2animals
inb4 I impress Brit :ksi:
y u so mean 2 mi?