If WWEForums was a small town...

[Neptune]

If WWEForums was a small town and all the members were its locals, who would be the...

Mayor
Police Chief
Judge
Priest/Pastor
Doctor
Teacher
Comedian
Town Idiot
Crazy Hobo

Just copy/paste the list and tag the member next to the town title you would see them most fit for.
This is meant to be fun/funny so don't take the responses seriously. I am all for being the crazy hobo.
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[DangerousDancingDan]

I'm thinking that I'll be either Judge, Priest/Pastor or Teacher. But I don't know who should be the others.

 

[seabs]

Mayor - Solidius (admin - pretty self explanatory)
Police Chief - Stopspot (admin - appointed by Mayor)
Judge - The Mods (Police would fit better here but I guess it still works)
Priest/Pastor - Neptune
Doctor - Snowman
Teacher - Lockard
Comedian - D'Z
Town Idiot - Gohan without question
Crazy Hobo - Probably Aids

 

[Solidus1]

Shadow is the town whore.

 

[Snowman1]

Mayor - Solidus, makin' all the decisions around here
Police Chief - Crayo, for all the times he's trolled back on the trolls.
Judge - Seab, he just seems like the type who'd textually smack you in the face the most hliariously if you yell "Objection!"
Priest/Pastor - Wacokid27, isn't that his usertitle
Doctor - The GOAT, he's the smartest but I wouldn't trust anyone here with a scalper
Comedian - ity2:
Teacher - that one dude who just joined that made that long thread about the history of the IC Title, I don't remember his name
Town Idiot - JeebaK
Crazy Hobo... actually on second thought Aids should be the crazy hobo and a teacher. Can totally see him being the dude yelling about steel beams.

could probably do a lot better : RIP old community, haha

 

[Prince Bálor]

Town Idiot is definitely Messiah.

Teacher is my brotherjackwife @Jacob Fox

Crazy Hobo is probably TGMI, not sure about the rest.

Teacher - that one dude who just joined that made that long thread about the history of the IC Title, I don't remember his name

PJ Ibarazaki

 

[Rogue]

I wanna be the shady dude on the street trying to hand out the common people my mixtape. Used beats from
Frozen.

Shadow is the town whore.

Only for Punk.:ko:

 

[CM Punk]

Priest/Pastor - deth

 

[Aids Johnson]

Mayor Gohan6425
Police Chief Solidus
Judge D'z
Priest/Pastor Rainman/Snowman
Doctor The real Goat
Teacher Gav the Chav
Comedian Dat Kid from Jersey
Town Idiot @Testify
Crazy Hobo Grammarnazi82

That town wouldn't last a week, it'd be hilarious.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

I'm mr steal yo girl

 

[seabs]

I'm mr steal yo girl

I was right.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

I was right.

Where's yo girl? Oh shit she with D'Z

 

[seabs]

Where's yo girl? Oh shit she with D'Z

Classic Dolph's.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Serious note I have a stupid amount of confidence lately. I have no idea why. Use this information for what you will

 

[Neptune]

Serious note I have a stupid amount of confidence lately. I have no idea why. Use this information for what you will

Did you finally lose your virginity?