lol you can do this already. Self defense is not illegalI'd hit a woman if she was trying to kill/injure me whether it's legal or not. Life >> laws
Although I would punt TGMI in the balls to hear him rant for 4 minutes, I do think it would give me cheap laughs for days. Lad Pudding and Orton would be the main point to it, I assume. I would have to wash my foot after something fierce.