If pets could talk

[Neptune]

List off somethings that a cat, dog, or other pet would say while doing something that brings you annoyance. I saw something like this somewhere else and was laughing.

Examples -->

Cat "I see you are sleeping and left a glass of water by the bed. You also smell. Let me help you!"
Dog "Vrrrroooooooommmmmm!... What? I am racing the cat" *rubbing ass on the rug*

 

[Solidus1]

 

[Prince Bálor]

lol

 

[Neptune]

lol

This is why we can't own tigers. lol

 

[Neptune]

^ Not zing worthy, just depressing... :

 

[Prince Bálor]

^ Not zing worthy, just depressing... :

I guess you'll have to settle for a tiger toy for now. lol

 

[Neptune]

I guess you'll have to settle for a tiger toy for now. lol

 

[Prince Bálor]

:

 

[TMBS]

my dog would probably tell me to stop fucking his asshole

 

[Rogue]

You'd have somebody to talk to

Heyo

 

[Neptune]

 

[Roadster]

"you have no money"

 

[CrayJ Lee]

My cat meows at me constantly (which sounds more like scolding and overall bossiness), so I think she'd tell me a lot of things if she could. In particular, I think she'd tell me to fill up her bowl with more food.

 

[Messiah1]

My parrot talks all the time. The damn bird never shuts up.

 

[Neptune]

I think at this point, if animals could talk they would ask what the heck is wrong with us LOL