If I Had A Pickle

[Neptune]

I can see this forum game going bad before the second page but I am making it anyways.

The first person posts "If I had a ___..." and the next person puts what they would do with ___ to the person above them, then posts the next thing. So for example...

User One - "If I had a pickle..."

User Two - "I was would throw it at User One."
"If I had a car..."

User Three - "I would drive far away from User Two."
"If I had a chair..."

Get it? I sure hope so cause I don't feel like explaining it beyond this. So I have to started with the title obviously...

If I had a pickle...

 

[Swift]

The Rock will take that pickle, turn it sideways and stick it straight up your candyass! :rock:

Sorry, I had to.

 

[Neptune]

The Rock will take that pickle, turn it sideways and stick it straight up your candyass! :rock:

Sorry, I had to.

At least play the game now. Put something for the next person

 

[Swift]

If I had a gun...

 

[Neptune]

I would give it to deth so he can handle them jews... :heyman3:

If I had a zebra...

 

[King B]

I'd get Neptune to take it to Suplex City derp:

If I had a life...