If Disney characters used Tinder, what would their bios say?

[Solid Snake]

I jacked this from ask reddit. Looked fun.

 

[The Sheik]

I wish Disney would die.. just had to say that.

 

[Solid Snake]

I wish Disney would die.. just had to say that.

Disney is too concerned with adult children and less concerned with children these days. Either way, this can still be a fun topic.

Examples:

Tarzan - A real swinger.
Mulan - I'll make a man out of you.

 

[Kasumi]

Jasmine: If you go brown, you will not frown.

Aladdin: Rub my lamp!

Dory: I’m not the smartest fish in the sea, but I don’t smell like fish.

Pinocchio: I lie, you win.

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Ariel:

Some people say I have daddy issues. Other say I fall in love too fast. Now that I have legs, the carpet does match the drapes. I just wanna be a part of your world!

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Belle:

Stockholm syndrome, look it up bby. Do you have a long, thick tower for me?

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Dumbo:

You know what they say about elephants with huge ears right?

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Elsa:

I need a place for these cold hands. They don’t have a preference, if you catch my snow drift...

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Hook:

If you’re not into the hook fear not. I have many different attachments for this thing.

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Hulk:

You will like me when I’m angry

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Pooh bear:

Can I stick my paws in your hunny pot?

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Alice:

I have a pill that can make you bigger.

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Darth Vader:

I can be your daddy.

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Spider-man:

Wanna see me shoot my web?

 

[Senhor Perfect]

I’m sure I could come up with more, but I’ve spammed this thread enough for now.