By personal goods I mean frozen samples of my semen.
The perfect gift for all those women in your life who want children but will settle for nothing less than genetic perfection.
My semen is guaranteed to produce the highest quality super children that money can buy. If your child isn't plotting world domination by age 4 you get double your money back!
If you are the creative type my frozen man mustard can do far more that just impregnate. It can be a condiment, beverage or skin softener!
So act now!!! Supplies are limited as I can only produce so much per day before my arm gets tired.
Orders will be processed on a first cum... er come, first serve basis.
The perfect gift for all those women in your life who want children but will settle for nothing less than genetic perfection.
My semen is guaranteed to produce the highest quality super children that money can buy. If your child isn't plotting world domination by age 4 you get double your money back!
If you are the creative type my frozen man mustard can do far more that just impregnate. It can be a condiment, beverage or skin softener!
So act now!!! Supplies are limited as I can only produce so much per day before my arm gets tired.
Orders will be processed on a first cum... er come, first serve basis.
