I Have Some Questions...Jurrasic World: Fallen Kingdom

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Okay Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom...I have some questions.

1). Why is the Mosasaurus lagoon suddenly connected to the Ocean
when it was clearly shown as being in the center of the island in the
first film?

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2). If the island has been abandoned for 3 years then how is the Mosasaurus
still alive? Shouldn't it have starved to death?

3). Why is everyone making a big deal about saving the dinosaurs on the
Isla Nublar when there is another island filled with dinosaurs?

You know...Isla Sorna...the island featured in The Lost World & Jurassic
Park 3.

IS ANYONE EVER GOING TO MENTION THAT ISLAND?!

4). How does Star-Lord survive being enveloped in a volcanic/basalt ash
cloud? Shouldn't he have been melted in seconds?

5). If the Indoraptor is a combination of the Indomius Rex & a Velociraptor...
then why does it spend so much time walking, crawling & running on all fours?

Last time I checked both the Tyrannosaurus & the Velociraptor were both
bipeds...not quadrupeds.

Is there a third dinosaur featured in this "abominations" genetic structure
we haven't been informed of? Was that scene cut from the film?

6). Why did the "bad guys" bother to create the Indoraptor when they could
have just created a new smaller version of the Indominus Rex?

7). Why does the Stygimoloch charge/attack because of Star-Lord's whistling?

8). Why does the Indoraptor act like a slasher film killer rather than just escape
the mansion?

9). Why is there a baby Triceratops in the holding pen with an adult in the
villains lair? The dinosaurs of Jurassic World can't breed right? Or did Dr. Wu
fuck that up again?

10). Why is it such a big deal that some dinosaurs are roaming free in the World?
Humans are exceptionally good at killing things...especially when guns are involved.

11). Why is the continuity & world building of your film so fucking awful?

Well...I'm waiting for your answers Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom...lets hear them.

You're not going to answer my questions are you?

You're going to make a third film with more awful continuity & world building aren't you?

Damn it...

Well...I guess you get a free pass because of the dinosaurs.

I really wish I could quit you.

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