...I can vouch for 95% of this being true. :smug:
However...
"i have to drag my fat ass to one side of the store to pick up tampons, then drag my fat ass to the other side to pick up pop tarts, then drag my fat ass to the other side to pick up dog food then..."
JUST GET THE DOG FOOD WHEN YOU GET THE TAMPONS :angry:
:kratos: