I cannot speak right now.

[monkeystyle]

I don; know what I have but I started getting sick on Sunday, like just a tickle in the back of my throat right? Monday it gets a little worse, but I figure it's a cold no big deal.

Well yesterday comes and my throat is so sore I can barely speak, like very raspy you know? Can't smoke my regular cigarettes so I went and got a pack of menthols so it wouldn't hurt (that's fucking dedication right there) and it killed to smoke my pipe too.

Today now my throat feels ridiculously swollen and I can barely utter anything. It really sucks hard. Menthols still don't hurt, but eating feels weird because of the swelling in my throat. Feels like I'll choke on anything I try and eat.

Point of this is since I can't speak this is my only method of conversation so talk to me naggers.

 

[Italian Outsider]

ever heard of La Vey?

 

[monkeystyle]

As in Anton Szandor?

 

[Italian Outsider]

exactly.

 

[C4]

Gargle down your throat with warm salty water. It works for me.

http://impactwrestling.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35841

 

[Wrestling Station]

Gargle down your throat with warm salty water. It works for me.

http://impactwrestling.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35841

well you can still use that for your anal cavity! MS and I had a go at it at another thread earlier today :shifty:


Anyway, MS; you better stop sucking on some random tities man! you earned the right to get a free access to germs everytime you shove a nipple or a tongue down your throat!
The best way is to stop that habit and start being normal human rather than a baboon for a change >_>

 

[Qwake]

Canadians

 

[Wordlife]

Swine Flu

 

[LKP]

Gargle mouthwash for 30 seconds every 6 hours dude. Eat as many strepsils as you can aka (lozenges). And drink plenty of water. If you cant eat, have soup.

 

[noumenon]

How about not smoking? lol
You might have strep throat...go get some antibiotics.

 

[J]

Menthols are best anyways, what kinda Newports cuase there super yummy and don't worry its probably just H1N1 =P only teasin.

 

[Kizza]

cough lollies do shit all. Just get some antibiotics.