1. Body smells are erotic and sexual. Capitalists don't like that because they are impotent and opposed to all manifestations of sensuality and sexuality. Sexually awakened people are potentially dangerous to capitalists and their rigid, asexual system.
Please, maybe if they had've said religious organizations as opposed to capitalism I might say, okay, maybe you have a minor point, but they can't even get that right.
2. Body smells remind us that we are animals. Capitalists don't want us to be reminded of that. Animals are dirty. They eat things off the ground, not out of plastic wrappers. They are openly sexual. They don't wear suits or ties, and they don't get their hair done. They don't show up to work on time.
Again, I would think this would have more to do with religious bullshit. Considering ridding ourselves of body odours has been happening since before the idea of capitalism was ever thought of. They can't even lie properly lol.
3. Body smells are unique. Everyone has her own body smell. Capitalists don't like individuality. There are millions of body smells but only a few deodorant smells. Capitalists like that.
rofllll. Sure maybe deodorants but include perfumes and colognes in there too and you have more hippy bullshit. Not to mention the notion in and of itself is still bullshit.
4. Some deodorants are harmful. Capitalists like that because they are always looking for new illnesses to cure. Capitalists love to invent new medicines. Medicines make money for them and win them prizes; they also cause new illnesses so capitalists can invent even more new medicines.
Some (very few) are harmful to people with sensitive skin like myself, but there are ways around that too.
5. Deodorants cost you money. Capitalists are especially pleased about that.
Okay, this one I can't argue with, but still rofl at trying to use the 'capitalists like money' argument to try and prove this.
6. Deodorants hide the damage that capitalist products cause your body. Eating meat and other chemical-filled foods sold by capitalists makes you smell bad. Wearing pantyhose makes you smell bad. Capitalists don't want you to stop wearing pantyhose or eating meat.
Translation: We may as throw a plug in for veganism as well.
7. Deodorant-users are insecure. Capitalists like insecure people. Insecure people don't start trouble. Insecure people also buy room fresheners, hair conditioners, makeup, and magazines with articles about dieting.
I buy deodorant and none of the rest of the stuff on the list.
8. Deodorants are unnecessary. Capitalists are very proud of that and they win marketing awards for it.
Unnecessary, maybe. But so are those hippy beads or whatever the fuck you wear to show pride in yourself much as deodorant users do. Hypocrites.