A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
GSP GETS INJURED - A TWITTER TIMELINE OF EVENTS
"Very focused right now." -Georges St. Pierre, sends a training photo 2 hours before Dana White's next tweet
"I just land in NYC and what do I always say!? I have to deal with bad shit everyday!! GSP is out with an injury!!! #oneofthosedays... Nick Diaz vs BJ Penn is the main event." -Dana White
"Went straight from Tristar to the doctor this afternoon, very frustrated. Can't wait to get back at it. Tks for all the support, means a lot" -Georges St. Pierre, had to pull out of UFC 137 after injuring his knee.http://twitter.com/#!/GeorgesStPierre
"TIMELINE EXPLOSION!!" -BJ Penn, who's twitter probably exploded after the news about GSP's injury broke.
"Hey @danawhite
duty calls again???" -Josh Koscheck"gotta respect Kos offering to fight Condit on a week notice. I respect the shit outta u Josh! He's waitin 4 GSP tho" -Dana White
"That Suck @danawhite but ur the boss....Now what?? I just get2 sit around & play with my ding dong.i need more excitement in my life. FLIP" -Josh Koscheck
There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould
RANDOM TWIDBITS
"Anderson, you've got 24 hours to accept my offer. I suggest you take it, my next one won't be quite so nice." -Chael Sonnen
"Yeah I totally got 1% better today...doesn't sound like much but when you add that up to the past 1,460 days it = a #sustainedexplosion" -Ben Henderson
"Check out #38 in @AskMen's list of #Top49 men of 2011 http://www.askmen.com/specials/2011_top_49/38-dana-white.html" -UFC
"I never won a spelling bee but I beat the shit out the kid who won it." -Miguel Torres
"Got my morning workout in at the gym. Now the only thing left to do today is get married!" -Evan Dunham
"I know it sounds like a dial up modem, but I think I like Dub-step." -Amir Sadollah
"Hey @aaronsimpson u looked good in your fight last night but got dominated in fantasy football today by The Master Baders #rubbingitin" -Ryan Bader
"@ryanbader You look fat." -Aaron Simpson
GET THAT BREAD
"Can y'all pleez pay a brother for all the hits ur gettin @youtube" -Kimbo Slice
"How he ended up" -Kimbo Slice
"So I hear kimbo slice won his 2nd boxing match. I would ko him same way in boxing as I did in mma. XOXO" -Seth Petruzelli
WORDS OF WISDOM FROM FORREST GRIFFIN
"Ive gotten way more viruses form Internet porn there I every got from actual sex" -Forrest Griffin
"Fortune cookie wisdom: it's often good to put all of ones eggs in 1 basket, but you better weave the shit out of that basket" -Forrest Griffin
"If you ever pass a chick wearing a bookbag at around 2 o'clock don't look back trust me" -Forrest Griffin
"Good news.... It only takes 5 1/2 weeks to become immune to the smell of baby shit" -Forrest Griffin
"What I lack in formal education I more then make up for with my lack of common sense and street smarts" -Forrest Griffin
ARIANNY IS IN A KOREAN VIDEO GAME, BRITTNEY PAINTS, AND NATASHA STILL CLIMBING AND RUNNING
"My characters outfit..evil warrior. And another deadly weapon...raaarRrr... What should my Dinox video game character name be!?" -Arianny Celeste
"It was a good morning in Red Rock! My ass was the view
" -Natasha Wicks
"Then had a nice run after.... achilles is feelin good.... Lets get our stretch on!!! #redrock #getoutgetactive" -Natasha Wicks
"Hands of a workin girl.
almost finished with my Boston custom order paintinglookin good." -Brittney Palmer
MAKE IT A TAG TEAM MATCH
"So who do you think would actually win in a fight between Vin Diesel and The Rock? #CelebrityDeathMatch" -Dan Hardy
"..Easy answer brother Dan. I'll be all over Vin's candy ass like a rotten tooth on a crack whore." -Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson