A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
TOO MANY TWEETS TO SORT THROUGH PROPERLY...
"Yes I will have a Cuban Flag on my shorts. Representing fellow Latinos 5/28 @UFC 130!" -Frank Mir, which is actually short for Francisco Santos Mir III. No, I'm not kidding.
"To all the Scum bag promoters out there, U don't want to play by the rules that's cool but remember God forgives The Pavelich Family doesn't... Clarification, All the NEW Promoters 2 years and Less, complete lack of respect,lack of direction and no clue what they are doing." -Mark Pavelich of MFC.
"Pls stop the negative belly bashing comments about Roy. You guys don't know the truth It's a costume! Under it he's ripped like @philbaroni" -Frank Mir
"This is the kind of Champion I am, I fear no one but God #justareminder http://t.co/l4XeSQh" -Jon Jones, being the humble guy that he is.
"My eye is back 100%!!! Can't wait to start back training tomorrow! ...I spended my day at Renzo's academy training with the guys 1pm to 8pm. Now I am eating a huge steak with sweat potato
what a day! ...I think my mind and finger slip in my last tweet...to much training and sweat I guess ...I meant sweet potato not sweat!!!" -Georges St. Pierre, doesn't sweet the little things."Question: if u r or were so confident then y fake a thumb injury? Cuz just between me & y'all he don't need surgery! ...If I'm lying, I'm dying! Ask @jonnybones when is his surgery & who was his dr! He so fake he fake surgeries!! Now that's fake! ...@PhilMrWonderful ain't scared 2 scrap! I like that! Maybe "The Champ" can learn from him.." -Rashad Evans
"I'm addicted to shopping for classic cars on craigslist. Its becoming a problem." -Dan Hardy
"Bigfoot sure has a lot of shit to talk it would seem + thinks I got beef w/Brazil. Go ask Babalu, Rizzo, Vitor, Feijao, Romulo, JZ… Being someone’s friend means licking their ass. If that’s what Bigfoot thinks then he must do sum weird shit 2 his buddies!" -Josh Barnett, responding to the craziness that spewed out of Antonio Silva's mouth.
BJ PENN VS. JAKE SHIELDS
"@jakeshieldsajj I would never challenge one of Cesar Gracie's guys, but you've been calling me out for years.Let's do it! I'll contact Dana" -BJ Penn
"I'm a BJ fan but let's get it on. Make the call" -Jake Shields
"@bjpenndotcom even better, let's make it the first 5 round non-title fight" -Jake Shields
"@jakeshieldsajj If that makes you feel more confident..... sure." -BJ Penn
THE DOWNSIDE OF PAYING FIGHTERS TO TWEET MORE... (ASIDE FROM ME HAVING A HARDER TIME COMPILING THEM)
"smurf-palooza in vegas!! The party of fredson Paixao" -Jose Aldo
"Bath prepared by Fabyola for me, my brother and Taiyo Kenzo, my first child." -Lyoto Machida, this would be weird, if I didn't know he drinks his own pee.
The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Cofeen... oh and maybe you all should follow that guy named Anton Tabuena
TWICTURES
"Executive @chuckliddell hard at work @UFC in Vegas. I think he's ready for A vacation!" -Reed Harris
"It doesn’t get any better then this! @sugarashadevens @philmrwonderful" -Chandella Powell, it can get better. Just turn the phone upside-down.
TWIDEO!
"Congrats to @vladthejanitor!!!!" -UFC
MOAR TWICTURES
"Just got to @ufc gym w @bjpenndotcom @cowboycerrone @badboygarcia @ChuckLiddell
" -Arianny Celeste
"Big Toungued Big bird. Lol. Fun night..but I'm going to bed now. Goodnight twEeties! :*" -Arianny Celeste likes big bird.
"Still getting Mayo comments, I like fat but only in the right areas..bwahahaha Happy Tuesday!!" -Arianny Celeste
"By popular demand.
@ufc cheerleading outfit seen on #tuf this week. happy friday!" -Arianny Celeste, seriously?
"Whacha think about my outfit last night? Hair n makeup by @April_Milan had a blast!
" -Arianny Celeste
"On our way to film a movie… details later
" -Chandella Powell, defying gravity.
"Hitting a few balls before playing the front 9. Beautiful out here!
" -Chandella Powell, is in a sideways golf course
"Thank gawd its not like those Harry Potter jelly beans!!!!
" -Natasha Wicks
"lost in music" -Logan Stanton
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