A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
AARON SIMPSON VS. RYAN BADER ...& SHORTY
"Found a scorpion in my house. Drove him to the open desert and set him free." -Aaron Simpson
"Not the first time I've saved an animal... I've saved birds, mice, lizards, bees, cats, rabbits and spiders.Never saved a human though. But, almost killed @ryanbader several times." -Aaron Simpson
"I've massacred hundreds" -Ryan Bader
"You also drive a big truck, have big scary dogs and lots of tattoos. #insecure?" -Aaron Simpson
"Hahaha!" -Chad Mendes
"What'r you laughin at, shorty?" -Aaron Simpson
SMILEY CAT, SMILEY CAT, WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU?
"@FabricioWerdum @gilbertmelendez
" -Dana White, sent a smiley to two guys who have long been reported to be really close to signing deals to move to the UFC."@danawhite what's going on with gil and werdum.
how long b4 I get a " -Daniel Cormier, wants to get in the UFC as well?There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould
I CAN'T CATEGORIZE EVERYTHING FOR YOU ALL THE TIME
"Bitch I got cat-like reflexes.... A really old perhaps blind cat that can only hear out of one ear" -Forrest Griffin
"To hang with with me you need a valid passport and a drinking problem." -Josh Barnett
"The better the phone sex the more ridiculous you feel afterward" -Forrest Griffin
"Dan Henderson: "Every time I win a title somewhere, Dana has to buy the company to get me back."" -UFC
"Cable guy couldn't fix our tv so I D'arced him, sorry Cox" -Jake Ellenberger
"Instead of a movie based on my life I've based my life on movies" -Forrest Griffin
"Champion Wrestlers Wanted!" -Evolve MMA, want to make $5000? Refer a wrestling champ to these guys.
MARIJUANA DEBATE: JOE HOEGAN VS. A BJJ BLACKBELT
"In case some of yalls missed it! Check this video out!!! JOE ROGAN AND BJJ BLACK BELT ARGUE ABOUT WEED!!!" -Eddie Bravo
"Gonna be on @joerogan 's podcast tomorrow at 3pm" -Eddie Bravo
JON JONES BUYS HIS FIRST NEW CAR
"Got my first new car today in Vegas #stoked... 2012 Bentley Continental GT... Even came with a Bones logo
...One of the best days of my life" -Jon Jones
TWICTURES
"Found a way to hold my smoothie while I went potty. Yep, pretty proud of this artwork." -Duane Ludwig, problem is, your drink is still inside the gas and flush region of the crapper.
"I got my ass kicked by a 10 year old today, I'm totally depressed, please don't spread this on the Internet" -Eddie Bravo
"Haha here's a pic RT @TheWrightJeff: I wonder what a @Jonnybones vs. @StefanStruve fight would be like." -Jon Jones
"Check me out on the cover of @fitnessgurls magazine" -Brittney Palmer
"Look at my black eye. Lookin like a bad ass
#surfbump" -Brittney Palmer
"Air guitar + evil friends + computer technology + the ability to look like a psycho =" -Natasha Wicks, I have the same exact outfit, minus the panties, and the background... and the hot model... so uhh, just the shirt.
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