WrestleMania How to make your Wrestlemania viewing experience better:

[Kasumi]

Inebriate

Pizza

Watch naked or in your undies

Watch with friends (your friends have the option of watching naked or in their undies.

Time you Pee/Poo breaks

Make sure your wife or girlfriend is not in the house, unless they are real fans.

Before guests arrive catch a beat to your favorite superstar.

 

[Jay-Ashley]

Best. Advice. Ever.

 

[Solid Snake]

So going through this list in order to fully enjoy Wrestlemania...

You have to be drunk.
You have to eat pizza.
You have to be nude or semi-nude.
Your friends need to be over and also be nude or semi-nude.
You have to pick the best times to relieve yourself.
You have to kick your partner our the house if they don't like WWE.
You have to beat your meat to a wrestler prior to your friends arriving.

Is it just me or does this not sound like a planned orgy? Drinking, food, nudity option, using the bathrooms "at the right time", kicking your partner out so they don't know what is going on, beating off before hand so you don't lose your stamina...

 

[Kasumi]

So going through this list in order to fully enjoy Wrestlemania...

You have to be drunk.
You have to eat pizza.
You have to be nude or semi-nude.
Your friends need to be over and also be nude or semi-nude.
You have to pick the best times to relieve yourself.
You have to kick your partner our the house if they don't like WWE.
You have to beat your meat to a wrestler prior to your friends arriving.

Is it just me or does this not sound like a planned orgy? Drinking, food, nudity option, using the bathrooms "at the right time", kicking your partner out so they don't know what is going on, beating off before hand so you don't lose your stamina...

So going through this list in order to fully enjoy Wrestlemania...

You have to be drunk.
You have to eat pizza.
You have to be nude or semi-nude.
Your friends need to be over and also be nude or semi-nude.
You have to pick the best times to relieve yourself.
You have to kick your partner our the house if they don't like WWE.
You have to beat your meat to a wrestler prior to your friends arriving.

Is it just me or does this not sound like a planned orgy? Drinking, food, nudity option, using the bathrooms "at the right time", kicking your partner out so they don't know what is going on, beating off before hand so you don't lose your stamina...

 

[Kasumi]

So going through this list in order to fully enjoy Wrestlemania...

You have to be drunk.
You have to eat pizza.
You have to be nude or semi-nude.
Your friends need to be over and also be nude or semi-nude.
You have to pick the best times to relieve yourself.
You have to kick your partner our the house if they don't like WWE.
You have to beat your meat to a wrestler prior to your friends arriving.

Is it just me or does this not sound like a planned orgy? Drinking, food, nudity option, using the bathrooms "at the right time", kicking your partner out so they don't know what is going on, beating off before hand so you don't lose your stamina...

 

[Kasumi]

That’s gold Jerry!

 

[Solid Snake]

 

[Rosie]

Here is how I am going to enjoy mania:

1. Wearing pyjamas.
2. Either sitting in a comfy chair or lying down in my bed.
3. A couple of brewskies so I can be relaxed, but not piss drunk. (Marijuana is a maybe as it is legal here)
4. Maybe some slightly greasy food.
5. Having the chat on the site here open on my phone so I can make fun of it with you guys.
6. Not talking about masturbation habits online to strangers/people I don't know face to face to avoid making people uncomfortable.

 

[Solid Snake]

5. Having the chat on the site here open on my phone so I can make fun of it with you guys.

This is really the savior for PPVs like this for me. If it sucks, at least I can make fun of it or complain about it with other people lol

 

[Rosie]

This is really the savior for PPVs like this for me. If it sucks, at least I can make fun of it or complain about it with other people lol

Build aside, Wrestlemania this year has some potential to have decent to great matches like Kofi vs Bryan, the Women's Triple Threat, Brock vs Seth if Brock puts an effort in, Roman vs Drew can be a hard-hitting affair, Batista vs Triple H will either be sloppy as hell or a brutal brawl (it is 50/50), and Randy vs AJ is an unexpected "dream match" that has only happened like once before. The thing which may go against it is the length of the show and potentially screwy booking decisions. Like last year had some matches I liked like Shinsuke vs AJ Styles (minus the tired crowd), the IC title match, the SD Women's match, the mixed-tag, all I had a grand time with. Just what hurt the show was it's length and some Russo-esq booking. So if WWE keeps the booking less uber crazy and more "These winners make sense and if we swerve people, pick the right matches to do so," then that solves one problem.

As for the booking of the show to help alieve the length, make one or two matches which would go like 20+ minutes to maybe around 15 minutes unless they really have to. As well since you have the Battle Royale which may be on the main show due to the SNL involvement along with the Ellias concert, use those two for stop gaps in the show to give the crowd a breather when needed for the show. It's hard to keep the crowd alive for the entire show, but careful planning can help.

But if it is all shit, AT LEAST I CAN RANT AND RE-USE MY POKE-RATING SYSTEM FROM THE ROYAL RUMBLE!

 

[Solid Snake]

I'm not going in with high expectations because the build was sloppy or rushed for most matches so meh.

But if it is all shit, AT LEAST I CAN RANT AND RE-USE MY POKE-RATING SYSTEM FROM THE ROYAL RUMBLE!

:meowth:

 

[Jay-Ashley]

I'm not going in with high expectations because the build was sloppy or rushed for most matches so meh.

Good thing there is NXT Takeover and G1 Supershow.

 

[Kasumi]

There is always the Umbrella Academy

 

[Solid Snake]

There is always the Umbrella Academy

Never heard of it.

 

[Rosie]

I'm not going in with high expectations because the build was sloppy or rushed for most matches so meh.


:meowth:

My scale lowest to highest.

(reserved for something with a shocking moment, can match or be between Politoed and Charmander)

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