How can-ah anyone have a dee crush on-ah Rodney dee Piper? He is-ah fat. He is-ah old. He is-ah stupid. Are you-ah fat, old-ah, and stupid too? You have an unhealthy fissazione with-ah dee old, fat-ah men in-ah skirts! Why-ah don't you go-ah to dee home-ah for dee retired and meet-ah men t'ere!!! You will-ah find many old, fat-ah, stupid, men in-ah dresses!!