Backstage:
Before Impact went on the air.
The camera shows Charlie Wayne at a pop machine, ordering a water when out of a distance you hear someone yell, Hey Charlie. Charlie turns around and its none other than his tag team partner Mike Miller.
Mike Miller: Hey Charlie, sorry about last week. I didn’t mean to step on your toes like that.
Charlie Wayne: Oh its cool bro.
Mike Miller: Nah, it wasn’t cool, Your the top young guy in the business, and I just didn’t want you to make the same mistakes I made In the past.
Charlie Wayne: Im good, don’t worry about me Mike.
Mike Miller: Big match tonight, are you ready?
Charlie Wayne: As ready as I’ll ever be.
Mike Miller: Great, I was thinking of some tag team moves, we might be able to pull off. We are going to need it. These guys are some of the best in the IWF.
Charlie Wayne: Im all ears Mike, come over to my suite, we will talk in detail about them.
The two walk away with the camera following.
Kerry Lane: Welcome to another edition of Hardcore Impact.
Josh Hart: Hardcore Hell 2007 is almost here, and we are just a few weeks, but tonight we got a main event for the ages.
Kerry Lane: That’s right josh, 6 of the greatest competitors to even step in a IWF ring, will step into it here tonight, in a triple threat tag team match.
Josh hart: Mike Miller will team with Charlie Wayne. As we saw last week, Miller was trying to give Wayne some advice. TO take on the Team of Knicky and Matt Summers. The Australian Connection. We aren’t sure what the connection is between these two, but they will be partners here tonight. And last, the third team of Chris Kendo and Aussie Battler. These two men have no love lost for the competitors in the match, making them a logical combonation.
The arena suddenly blacks out with the sole sound of a WWII Air Raid siren howling for a few seconds. Then "Blow Me Away" by Breaking Benjamin hits with fireworks exploding from left to right at the entrance and we can just see him see him standing at the entrance with his hands on his hips looking cocky and confident. With the arena still dark Strobe lights turn on with blue, red and green lasers going beserk in every direction. It's hard to see him as he is only a shadow,he makes his way to the ring but once in the ring a spotlight is planted on him. He makes his way to the top turnbuckle and does his worship sign before doing a backflip down to the mat.
Kerry Lane; Matt Summers looks like he has a important announcement.
Josh hart: Well, He is on a tremendous roll Kerry.
Matt Summers grabs the mic and makes some gestures toward the crowd.
Matt Summers: There needs to be some changes around here, and they start here TONIGHT! First of all, You all will learn to respect ME, Matt Summers your next IWF Champ. I’ve sweat, Bled, and gave my life to you fans and none of you respect me. Only in my hometown Melbourne Australia am I truly respected. Hell Im a god! You Americans don’t know greatness, when you see it. Well that’s ok, cause your about to get smacked in the face with a reality check.
Charlie Wayne, A guy who prime to defeat Chris Kendo for the IWF Championship, but he couldn’t get the job done. SO where did he go wrong? Does anyone know?
I KNOW. That’s right, I watched that tape several times, along with other Chris Kendo matchups and knows he has numerous flaws in his game. He claims to be a MMA fighter, that that doesn’t impressive me at ALL. I am a true warrior, that has found the secret to success. So Bruce Page, get your ass out here and lets make this official.
Bruce Page comes out with a clipboard to a mixed reaction. He steps in between the ropes as Bruce Page extends his arm for a handshake but Summers slaps it away.
Bruce Page: Yes, Matt Summers?
Matt Summers; Well, I am the #1 contender, So I’d like to change tonights main event to Chris Kendo vs Matt Summers for the IWF Championship.
The Fans Boo.
Bruce Page: Hmmm that’s interesting, last time I checked, YOU are a wrestler, and not a booker?
Matt Summers: What? I can beat Kendo ANYTIME, ANYWhere, Anyway.
Bruce Page: Oh really?
Matt Summers: I’m ready Bruce, give me the ball, and im going to run with it.
Bruce page: I know are you ready Matt, but your title shot is slated for Hardcore Hell 2007.
Matt Summers: That Long???
Bruce Page: yeah
Matt Summers: What the hell am I supposed to do til then? What if Chris Kendo figures out what I know, and then changes his game, and screws me over?
Bruce: Get your hands off of me.
Chris Kendo comes flying out of the Backstage area and slides into the ring as Summers lets go of Page.
Chris Kendo: Hey Summers, Chill out bro. Im not that hard to find. And as far as you knowing my weakness in the ring, well your wrong because I have no weakness.
Matt Summers: Im not scared of you boy. In fact, how about we make it a no DQ match at Hardcore Hell?
Chris Kendo: Hold on there Matt. Didn’t you say you’d face me anytime, anyway?
Matt Summers: Well, No I didn’t say that.
Chris Kendo: Oh yea you did, Camera man, can I get a replay of it.
The camera goes to big screen where it shows summers repeating it over and over.
Chris Kendo: ha Ha ha, See Summers You did say that.
Matt Summers: SO damn what? I said it, and I meant it! You aint so tough. Im bigger, im stronger, im faster, im tougher, Im a better breed than you kendo. Until you beat me you are nothing.
Chris Kendo: Well I guess we will find out tonight, when I pin your ass 1, 2, 3, in that tag team match.
Matt Summers: Other way around Jackoff, Have you forgot who your partner is, The Australian Made, Aussie Battler, can you really trust him Kendo?
Chris Kendo: I only need to trust myself! I’d suggest you start training tomorrow Matt, because at Hardcore Hell, It will be Me Chris Kendo the champ vs you Matt Summers in a 5 rounds MMA Match!
Bruce Page is stunned as Kendo drops the microphone and exits the ring. Summers looks pissed.
Kerry: Whoa, what a announcement, a 5 round MMA match at Hardcore Hell.
Josh: I can’t wait to see that.
Tyrus Jakes music hits and he walks slowly down the ramp and gets into the ring, he quickly throws his arms in the air and fireworks bang and the lights turn Blue.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall first from Manchester England, weighing in at 310 pounds standing at 6 foot 6, Tyrus Jake!!!!!!
The lights fade as You Don’t Know hits the speakers as TOK walks out onto the stage. Smoke covers the stage area as sparks fall from above. TOK gets to center stage when sprays of sparks shoot at TOK. Rockets and explosions burst in all sorts of directions as TOK stands there pumping himself up. The sparks, rockets, and explosions cease as TOK struts to the ring looking into the crowd pointing, shaking his head, laughing, high fiving fans along the way. He gets the edge of the ring and jumps up onto the apron and climbs in the ring. TOK jumps up in the middle of the ring and as he lands he leans back and yells and hits his chest King Kong style. The light fades back in as TOK then takes a seat on the top turnbuckle awaiting his opponent.
Announcer: And his opponent from Daytona Beach, Florida weighs in at 265 pounds standing at 6 foot 2, The Outkast Kid!!!!!!!!!
The Bell Rings and the match starts off as TOK runs at Jake and knocks him down with a shoulder takedown. TOK gets behind Jake when he gets up and TOK German suplexes him into the corner and when he’s there TOK begins to knife edge chop him he hits 5 chops before Jake collapses holding his chest. TOK immediately moves over to Jakes legs and he tries to lock in a sharp shooter but Jakes kicks him off and TOK flies through the middle rope and he falls to the outside of the ring. Tyrus goes under the bottom rope and goes to TOK he grabs him by the arm and Tyrus slams his arm against the ring post. Tyrus then grabs TOK head and he slams it against the ring post and TOK drops to the floor. Then Tyrus walks over to the announce table and he clears the table off. Tyrus goes over to TOK lifts him up and Tyrus goes to hit a double handed choke slam on him but TOK rakes him in the eye and Tyrus is forced to drop him. Tyrus then dives back in the ring as the ref has reached 8 in the count but as he gets to 9 Tyrus gets back in the ring.
Kerry Lane: So far this match has been very one sided.
Josh Hart: Hey Tyrus got some offense in on the match.
As Tyrus stands back up in the ring TOK charges at Tyrus and he hits a spear on him. With Tyrus knocked out on the ring floor TOK climbs to the top rope in the corner and Tyrus turns around and jumps off with a moonsault but at the last moment Tyrus rolls out of the way so TOK hits nothing but mat. Tyrus gets right up as TOK rolls on the floor holding his ribs. Tyrus puts a foot on TOK back and Tyrus stands putting his full weight on his back. Tyrus then gets off and he jumps and lands a big boot to the back of TOK neck. Tyrus then picks up TOK to his feet and he Irish whips him to the ropes and when TOK comes back Tyrus hits a big boot to his face. Tyrus picks up TOK to his feet again he grabs him by his waist and Tyrus hits a huge spine buster on TOK. Tyrus quickly pins TOK 1... 2... Kick out as the ref brings his hand down for the three count.
Josh Hart: See Kerry Tyrus is getting in a lot of offense now and as you would say this match is looking very one sided.
Kerry Lane: Shut up Josh.
Tyrus begins to argue with the ref thinking that the count was very slow but as he argues TOK comes up behind him and he hits a back cracker on him. TOK quickly climbs up the ropes and as Tyrus gets to his feet TOK jumps off with a flying clothe line. And then as Tyrus stands up again TOK hits The End on him and TOK pins Tyrus 1... 2... 3!!!
Announcer: The winner by pin fall The Outkast Kid!!!!!!!!!!
Kerry Lane: Looks like all that offense was for nothing huh Josh.
Josh Hart: I don’t think TOK will get the last laugh.
Welcome to Detroit City by Eminem and DMX plays as Chris Styles comes down to the ring he slides in and he poses on the top rope.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall introducing first from Detroit, Michigan weighing in at 252 pounds standing at 6 foot 5, Chris Styles!!!!!!!!!!
Thoth Walks down the ramp with Ra carrying a staff with a gold cobra head on the end and wearing a mask made to resemble the head of an ibis, which he removes in the ring.
Announcer: And his opponent accompanied to the ring by Ra hailing from Duat, weighing in at 235 pounds standing at 6 foot 3, Thoth!!!!!!!
The Bell Rings and Thoth runs full speed at Styles and he hits a huge clothe line onto Styles knocking him down. Then Thoth picks up Styles grabs him by the neck and hits a swinging neck breaker on him. Thoth then stands up and arrogantly poses above Styles body. Then Thoth goes and applies the camel clutch on Styles and Styles screams in pain as Thoth stretches his body back on him. Styles sticks his hand out as he reaches toward the rope and Styles is able to grab the rope and then after a 4 count Thoth releases the hold. Thoth drags Styles into the middle of the ring and then Thoth climbs to the top rope then Thoth jumps off with the alpha splash but at the last second Styles sticks his knees up and Thoth lands right on his knees.
Kerry Lane: Well Thoth was in total control of the match before that unfortunate move.
Josh Hart: I don’t see why all these guys do high flying maneuvers if they always fall and kill them selves.
Kerry Lane: Maybe because when they actually hit the move the pain that it causes the opponent is immense.
We now go back to the action as we see Chris Styles getting to his feet as Thoth is laying on the floor in pain. Chris jumps on top of Thoth’s body and he starts to unload punches and fore arms onto his face as the ref yells at Styles to get off and after much persuasion from the ref Styles gets off. Styles drags Thoth’s body and he places it in the corner. Styles backs up and then he runs full speed and he hits a shoulder thrust straight to the gut of Thoth and when Thoth falls out of the corner Chris Styles hits a DDT on Thoth. Thoth then gets to his feet but when he does he drops to the floor holding his knee in pain the ref checks on him and as he does Styles backs up and leans against the rope and as he does Ra comes up behind him and hits him with the gold staff then Thoth runs and rolls up Styles quickly the ref counts 1... 2... 3!!! Thoth runs out of the ring with Ra and runs backstage.
Announcer: The winner by pin fall Thoth.
Josh Hart: Thoth has what it takes to be a superstar in this business.
Kerry Lane: Josh he had to cheat to win that match he doesn’t deserve to be in the IWF the way he acts.
Josh Hart: Your so old school Kerry get with the times.
Kerry Lane: Ladies and Gentleman, up next we have a very special interview with none of than Titan Titan, exclusively from Havok House in Queens New York.
The Camera switches to a outside view of a well maintained house in Queens. The camera goes to the door where Charlie opens it and welcomes the camera crew in. He walks them through the kitchen onto the family room where, Havok is sitting on the couch with a cast on his right leg, as Charlie Sits down in a lazy boy his side.
Charlie Titan: Thanks for coming guys, after last week Team Titan needed the week off. Born 2 Bleed was a complete and utter shame for us. We are the better team, and there is no excuses for losing. We feel we are better than the tag champs, the Xtreme Champ, and the IWF Champion. IF you look back in time, this could be considered Team Titan and Charlie Titan first lost, but enough about that because that was in the past. The future is somewhat cloudy. Havok has some news for you.
Havok: Hey guys, I want to say hi to all the team titan fans and I thank you for the support, and I want to you know ill be back in the ring very soon. Unfortunately I’ll be out of action for some time. I should be back in 6-8 weeks.
Charlie Titan: The doctors say he’s lucky its not more serious. Me Myself, and been having Migraines all week. Im stressed out over my career, and the direction of the IWF. The Riot has gotten under my skin, like no other in the past. So I had a idea. First things first, I called Bruce Page and demanded a match for Hardcore Hell. When I first started thinking about I told myself I wanted Marcus Marshall, in some sort of death match. But I thought to myself, that wouldn’t be right. Charlie Titan has an extensive amateur background, so Marcus Marshall….Listen Up. I don’t want Just you. Oh No, im thinking something bigger. Im talking about Charlie Titan taking on ….Marcus Marshall…………….and CMS………….and MJ in a Gauntlet match. One by One is take out each member of the Riot. Oh and guess what, heres the kicker. IF I beat all three of you, The Riot will be forced to disband so you guys can stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
"Damn Regret" by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus hits the arena and Lethal walks out wearing the Australian flag, Pyros rain from the titantron and he takes off the flag and and throws both arms to the side walks to the ring really cocky, slides into the ring, runs into the ropes and touches the ground and throws hes arms to the side.
Jessica Lock: Standing in at 6 feet 2 inches and weighing in at 220 pounds . . From Australia . ."The Xtraordinary" Lucas Lethal!
The lights goes down as a spotlight goes to the enterance and Smoke covers the enterance as he comes up from the floor in a stance like matt hardy was like when he was in the brood when he is up on the stage he stands for about 20 seconds as the smoke dies down and rain falls down on him. the lights turn back on and the smoke slowly fades as he slowly makes his way to the ring he slides under the rope to get into the ring he then heads to the rope and puts one hand up in the rock on symbol then jumps down then waiting on his opponent (when he is not in a match or is in a t-shirt or something other then his ring attire he does not come up to the stage he walks out of the certan and rian does not fall)
Bell Sounds. Barker, still furious from last week pounces on Lethal and takes him down with a right hand. On the mat Barker quickly straddles him and slams the back of his head into canvas, before unloading with violent rights and lefts, the anger really showing on his face. Lethal coughs and squirms trying to get Barker off him, but is unsuccessful. Christian nearly chokes the life from Lethal, but rolls off him before and stands, hoisting his foe to his feet. With Lethal on his feet, Barker hits a suplex on him, and covers him for a one count. Barker, still furious, hoists Lethal back to his feet and whips him across the ring with pure anger, as Lucas bounces off the ropes with some speed. Barker is caught off guard when Lethal delivers a kick to the lowered Christian Barker, and follows up with a standing dropkick, knocking Barker to the outside. Barker rolls out of the ring and slams onto the mats on his back, as Lethal follows, much more eager now. Barker manages to his knees, as Lethal grabs him and slams him head first into the barricade several times, before leading him over to the steel steps. Lethal slams his head down but Barker makes a last minute effort to stop it, and in turn slams Lethal’s head onto the steel. Lethal falls back, a glazed over look in his eye as Barker tries to regain himself. After a short moment, Barker looks at Lethal on the mat, and grabs the steel steps. Raising them high above his head, he brings the steel down with a thundering slam across the midsection of Lethal, several times. Each blow having a devastating affect on Lucas’ body, Barker is relentless as he slams it down harder and harder each time, until a look of sheer rage is imprinted on his face. With Lethal almost lifeless, he drops the steel steps beside him, grabs his opponent, and rolls him into the ring. With Lethal in the ring, a beaten mess, Barker throws up the ring’s apron and looks underneath the ring, for a weapon. He smirks as he slides out a steel chair, and tosses it into the ring. Before sliding into the ring however, Barker reaches back in and grabs a second steel chair, and keeps this one in hand as he slides into the ring.
Kerry: Uh oh! One man conchairto, coming right up Josh!
Barker raises the chair high above his head and slams it down across the shoulder of his challenger twice, before dropping the chair and hoisting it to his feet. Lethal, a bruised and beaten mess, stands hopelessly in front of Barker as he yells some trash to him. With Barker so caught up with rage, Lethal capitalises and hits his trademark move, his version of an RKO the JTL. Barker lands face first centre of the ring as Lethal lands on his back, both men down. There is no movement in the ring for a few moments until finally Barker and Lethal begin to climb to their feet, Lethal still looking ‘out of it’. Barker gets to one knee and grabs Lethal from behind, setting him up for an inverted back breaker, locking his head under his armpit. Lethal quickly counters and connects with a right hand to the face, shifting his weight, freeing himself, and setting up Barker for an Angle Slam. He connects, and Barker goes down again, as this time Lethal climbs back to his feet. The look of exhaustion still in Lethal’s actions, he stumbles over to the steel chair and grabs it. Barker slowly gets to his feet, and as he does he turns to face his challenger. Crack, the chair breaks in two over the skull of Lethal’s foe Christian Barker, as he is sent to the canvas, his cut being reopened.
Kerry: Oh man Josh, this one cant be far from done! Barker’s cut has been reopened, and he is bleeding quite intensely!
Lethal tosses the broken chair to the outside and makes his way over to the turnbuckles, a sick look on his face now. Lethal climbs up, to the top of the ring, and poises himself on the top turnbuckle for a moment as he glances down at the bleeding Christian Barker. Lethal dives into the air and hits his patterned Better Than Sex, a 450 splash on his opponent, driving his body into his with some force. Lethal rolls off Barker quickly, and taunts the crowd by throwing his arms to the sides, and raising them to make an X symbol above his head, as Barker lays prone on the mat. Lethal reaches down and grabs Barker, and lifts his lifeless body to his feet. Lethal smirks directly at Barker, and pushes his head between his legs, for his Lethal Injection, a Pedigree. Barker gives one last effort to stay alive as he manages to break free from between his legs, and makes it to an upright position. Lethal however drives his knee into the stomach of his foe, and this time connects with the Lethal Injection. Lethal hooks both legs for the one … two …. Three.
Winner of the Match, via pinfall: Lucas Lethal.
Electric Rodeo by Shooter Jennings hits the arena and The Enforcers makes their way toward the ring.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall introducing first the team of Morgan and Blake the Enforcers!!!!!!!!
A wall of smoke covers the entire stage, and when it fades away, he comes out from the stage floor standing and looking to the ground, he then in a sudden move points to the sky and then to himself, making a huge flag of Costa Rica to come from the ceiling , he then walks all the way to the ring bragging and insulting the crowd. He enters the ring and does a four corner pose pointing himself
Announcer: And the opponent from New York, New York weighing in at 265 pounds standing at 6 foot 6, CMS!!!!!!!!
Stink fist by Tool plays and Marcus Marshall comes out with smoke at the stage, than 4 flames goes off on each side of the ramp way as I walk down, goes in the ring and taunts the crowd
Announcer: And his partner from Chicago Illinois, weighing in at 236 pounds standing at 6 foot 1, Marcus Marshall!!!!!!!!
The Bell Rings and the match starts off with CMS and Morgan CMS hits a big boot on Morgan. Then CMS picks up Morgan and he hits a fisher mans suplex on him. CMS jumps in the air and he hits a standing splash on Morgan CMS tags in Marcus Marshall now he grabs Morgan on his shoulders and he hits a triple rib breaker on him then Marshall runs at Blakes and he spears him off the apron then when Morgan gets to his feet Marshall hits a TKO on him Marshall pins him 1... 2... 3!!!
Announcer: And the winner by pin fall CMS and Marcus Marshall!!!!!
Kerry Lane: The Riot destroyed the Enforcers today.
Josh Hart: The Riot is rising up and are looking to be at the top of the IWF.
Rise Up by Drowning Pool hits the arena to raucus boos, Devill rolls in the to the ring and as he jumps on the the second rope, fireworks go off from everywhere possible.
Jessica Lock: Standing in at six feet and eleven inches weighing in at two hundred and twenty-seven pounds from St. Louis, Missouri, "The Murder Doll" Danny Devill.
Grimey hits When the lyrics begin, Noreaga shoots out from behind the curtain and walks down to the ring looking at both sides of the arena, slides into the ring goes to all four corners and raises both arms into the air.
Jessica Lock: Standing in at six feet and one inch, weighing in at two hundred and sixty pounds, from Queens New York, Vic Noreaga.
Bell Sounds. Instantly, Noreaga goes after Devill, throwing his body force at him. Devill manages to catch this, and dodges the blunt attack, and delivers a clubbing blow to the spine of his challenger to get things underway. Noreaga arcs his back and falls to his knees, and Devill pummels the life out of him with clubbing blow after clubbing blow. The violent and brutal attack continues until Noreaga is beaten down onto the mat, and Devill stands over him. Devill straddles over the back of Noreaga’s neck, and unloads with brutal forearms across the temple and skull of his challenger, each blow knocking Noreaga from side to side. The referee forces the two men apart, but Devill keeps his distance only for a few moments. Noreaga manages to get to his knees in the short time he gets to recover, but Devill only continues his offence, grabbing him and hoisting Noreaga to his feet. Devill wastes no time and connects quickly with a neckbreaker on Noreaga, slamming him hard onto the mat. Danny smirks as he gets to his feet and walks around Noreaga, who is holding his head. After forcing both arms away from his head, Danny decides to stomp away at his challenger’s face, being unrelenting by forcing his boot into Vic’s head as hard as possible. Danny, now overly confident, kicks Noreaga in the ribs gently, rolling him over onto his stomach. Instinctively Vic begins to get to his hands and knees, and at this time Danny delivers a straight right foot into the face of Noreaga. Vic’s head snaps back, and he in turn collapses to the mat, face first on the canvas as blood trickles from his mouth. Danny, overly impressed with himself, cockily walks to Vic and drags the limp body to his feet. Devill sets up Noreaga for his finishing move, the Cobra Clutch Bomb, but Vic desperately drives his elbow into the stomach of Devill twice to escape his grip. Vic drives his knee into Danny’s stomach, and quickly races off into the ropes, bouncing off them and hitting a clothes line. Devill goes down, but not for long as he gets right back to his feet, giving Vic no time to recuperate. Danny stumbles back at Vic, who grabs him, and hits his patterned choke slam into back breaker, almost breaking his foe in half. This time Danny takes a little longer to get to his feet, and thus gives Vic enough time to shake some of the cob webs loose. Danny pulls himself to his feet, holding his back, and again stumbles over to Noreaga. Vic takes down Danny with a double fisted sledge like attack to the face, Devill getting dropped to his back. Vic smirks a little, and preps himself for a finish as Danny gets to his feet once more, slower again. Danny stumbles away from the ropes and into Vic, who grabs him for a cross armed back breaker. Danny manages to block Vic with hitting it, breaks Vic’s grip in his left hand, and follows up with a right elbow to the face and a disturbing head butt. Vic stumbles backwards onto the ropes, as Danny drops to one knee, trying to recover properly. Both men get back to their senses at the same time and rush each other, but Danny gains the advantage, and delivers a big boot to the face of Noreaga, nearly breaking his face. Noreaga climbs back to his feet, running on pure adrenaline, and walks right into Danny Devill, who’s ready to finish the match. Danny grabs Vic and sets him up for the Cobra Clutch Bomb, but again it’s countered as Noreaga shoves him away. Danny is grabbed quickly by Danny from behind, and lifted over his shoulders for Vic’s finisher, the War Report, a verterbreaker. Danny manages to rolls off of Vic's shoulders for a sneak roll up, and scores the one .... two ..... three.
Winner of the Match, via pinfall: Danny Devill.
Post Match. Noreaga gets to his feet angry, and drops Devill with a DDT before he can escape the ring. He then calmly makes his way out of the ring, and to the apron. He tosses up the apron and pulls out a baseball covered in barb wire. He smirks, and looks at Danny in the ring, who has managed to get to one knee, and slides into the ring. Noreaga stalks Danny, who spots him eventually with the baseball bat, and begs for him not to hit him. Noreaga smirks at him, and with a sick look in his eyes, raises the baseball bat high above his head, and brings it down across the skull of his foe. The impact of the blow is violently disturbing, as the barbed wire digs itself into the skin of Devill, and remains there as Danny screams in pain. Noreaga jerks the bat upwards and off of Devill’s skull as the crowd lets out a disturbed “OH!â€. Noreaga walks around behind the still sitting Daveill, and drives the bat once into his back, planting it firmly into his skin, busting him open some more. Noreaga, a smile still on his face, swings the bat over his left shoulder, and asks for a microphone. A staff member quickly hands him one, and sits, as Noreaga begins.
Noreaga: You see boys and girls, this is what Vic Noreaga is all about up here in Hardcore Impact! I took this little white boy here and made him bleed, and you can guarantee that I will be doing it again … and a again … and again! … until I get some gold around my waist.
Noreaga drops the mic outside the ring and quickly swings the bat once more at Devill, striking him on his legs, as the crowd again jumps at the blow, EMT’s rushing to the ring.
Jack comes out as "Animals by Nickleback" plays, centers himself and bends down quickly touching the surface of the stage, and comes up having one arm with a closed fist in the air. Three rockets either side of him come down and hit the stage, followed up as multiple streams of pyros in gold comes from the stage.
Jessica: In the ring standing in at six feet three inches and weighing in tonight at two-hundred and sixty-eight pounds, he hails from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, he is Jack Spade!
It goes dark, then black lights come on as "Modest" hits the speakers. A spotlight shines on Ryan as he runs to the ring, painted in all sorts of bright neon body paint.
Jessica Lock: Standing in at 6 feet 4 inches and weighing in at 250 lbs . . Hailing from East Lyme . . . Ruthless Ryan Byrne!
Bell Sounds. Jack rushes Byrne and throws himself onto the champion, taking him down with a choke. Byrne tries to get Spade off him, but Spade is unrelenting and chokes him for a few moments, before throwing a sick, clubbing blow across the face of Byrne. Spade rolls off the champion and yanks him to his feet, tossing him straight into the turnbuckle with some power. The champion tries to regain himself from the choke, as the challenger approaches and throws a right hand into the stomach of Byrne. Byrne buckles over, and Spade follows up with several knees to the stomach. Byrne coughs loudly from the vile attacks, as Spade wraps his arms around the champion’s waist, and hits a belly to belly suplex on him, throwing him to the centre of the ring. Jack gets to his feet, happy and smirking to the crowd, who are firmly behind him. Byrne rolls a few times to the far turnbuckle and pulls himself to one knee. Jack rushes at the champion looking to drive his knee into the skull of his foe, however Ryan manages to duck out of the ring and to the outside, just dodging the potentially violent attack. Spade quickly follows suit and rolls out of the ring after Byrne, who has made it around to the announcer’s tables. Jack walks up behind Byrne, but is snapped in the stomach by the champ, who first drives his elbow into the stomach of the challenger, then follows up by kicking him repetitively in the ribs. Spade buckles over and falls to one knee, as Byrne capitalises, and slams the challenger’s head into the announcer’s table.
Kerry: Ohh Jack Spade and Ryan Byrne are all over us here at ring side! This one didn’t take long to get a little nasty!
Josh: You’re damned …. Right Kerry, and I have a feeling it won’t get much better from here on.
Byrne grabs Spade and slams him head first into the announcer’s table two more times, before leading him to the apron, and slamming his head onto it as well. Spade, a little unsteady on his feet, is rolled into the ring by Byrne, who rolls in after him. With Spade down, Byrne poses momentarily for the crowd, getting a loud rush of boos to flood the ring. From nowhere, Byrne takes two steps at Spade and executes a flawless standing moon sault, and lands on Spade, centre of the ring. Byrne hooks the inside leg, but Spade kicks out with some force after a long two count. Byrne, not put off by the near fall, hops right back to his feet and stalks the unsteady Jack Spade. Spade stumbles into the corner, and Byrne rushes him, squashing him with a body splash. Byrne takes a step back and follows up with an impressive hurricarana, throwing his challenger across the ring. Byrne, still running on a high from the crowd’s hatred, rushes across the ring, and stepping over Spade, takes two steps upto the top turnbuckle, and hits a modified whisper in the wind, instead hitting a leg drop on the prone Jack Spade. Jack’s larynx is almost crushed from the attack, as he rolls away from Byrne into the centre of the ring, holding his throat and coughing. Byrne quickly pounces on the challenger and hooks both legs one … two … but no, Spade manages to get his shoulder up.
Kerry: Whoa! Interesting move from the XTreme Champ right there. Im surprised it didn’t get the pin fall though Josh!
Josh: That’s because you’re an idiot Kerry.
Byrne, a little frustrated, climbs to his feet and grabs Spade, hoisting the near lifeless body to its feet. He proceeds to whip Spade into the ropes, and races off in the opposite direction. Byrne races at Spade for a spear, but is snapped when Spade counters, and drives his big boot into the face of the champion. Byrne’s head snaps backwards as he collapses to the mat, Spade too falling to his knees, drained of almost all his energy. Spade tries to recover, but Byrne is back to his feet rather quickly, and rushes Spade, trying to keep some momentum. Byrne grabs Spade and forces him into the turnbuckle, and unloads with rights and lefts, each punch finding its mark, and knocking the life from the challenger. Byrne takes a step back from his foe to think, finding a solution to his predicament and grabbing Spade once more. Jack however breaks Byrne’s grip on him, and with the last of his energy, manages to hit his finisher, a choke slam called the Full House. Both men go down centre of the ring, Spade only inches from the champion, who is flat on his back. The crowd roars with excitement, trying to will Spade into a cover, whom doesn’t have the strength. Spade, tasting gold, manages to climb onto the champion and hook a leg, for a long one …. Two ….. but no, Byrne just gets a shoulder up. The crowd jumps to their feet as the referee stops the count, as Spade sits up, shocked. Spade climbs to his feet, his body completely drained, and grabs Byrne by the head. Byrne quickly pulls Spade down into a roll up, one … two … but no, Spade counters to a pinning predicament of his own one … two … but no, Spade manages to break the lock and get free. Both men slowly get to their feet, unsure of where the other is. They both turn to face each other, and in an instant, Byrne grabs Spade and drives him into the mat hard, head first with a DDT. The impact almost breaks Spade’s neck, and Byrne hooks both legs desperately for the one … two …. Three.
Winner of the Match, via pinfall and still XTreme Champion: Ryan Byrne.
The Aussie Battler theme song hits the arena and Aussie Battler makes his way down to the ring.
Jessica Lock: Standing in at six feet and six inches weighing in at three hundred pounds from Country, Australia, Aussie Battler
Ladies and Gentlemen by Saliva hits the arena. Dark Purple and White pyros blast off lightly, Kendo stands at the top of the ramp, hoodie on with the hood over his head, looking down. He then walks down the ramp, claps the fans hands, slides into the ring, pulls off his hoodie and throws it into the crowd.
Jessica Lock: Standing in at six feet and four inches weighing in at two hundred and twenty-five pounds from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Chris Kendo
Cowboys from Hell by Pantera hits the arena and Mike Miller steps out onto the stage and makes his way down to the ring.
Jessica Lock: Standing in at six feet even weighing in at two hundred and twelve pounds from Manhattan, New York, Mike Miller!
Fly by Sugar Ray hits the arena as Charlie Wayne steps onto the stage and makes his way down to the ring. Charlie get a great ovation by the crowd
Jessica Lock: Standing at 6'1 and 245 lbs from San Diego California; The California Crippler; Charlie Wayne!
The arena suddenly blacks out with the sole sound of a WWII Air Raid siren howling for a few seconds. Then "Blow Me Away" by Breaking Benjamin hits with fireworks exploding from left to right at the entrance and we can just see him see him standing at the entrance with his hands on his hips looking cocky and confident. With the arena still dark Strobe lights turn on with blue, red and green lasers going beserk in every direction. It's hard to see him as he is only a shadow,he makes his way to the ring but once in the ring a spotlight is planted on him. He makes his way to the top turnbuckle and does his worship sign before doing a backflip down to the mat.
Jessica: In the ring, weighing in at two hundred and thirty pounds, standing in at six feet and two inches, hailing from Melbourne Australia: Matt Summers!
Headstrong by Trapt hits the speakers, as KnicKy makes his way out onto the stage. Looking focused, he stops at the top of the stage and loosens his wrists and neck, as fireworks shoot off behind him. KnicKy makes his way down the ramp way, and steps into the ring. He makes his way to the far turnbuckle and raises his arms in the air, yelling with intensity at the crowd, before hopping back into the centre of the ring.
Jessica: In the ring, weighing in tonight at two hundred and twenty-five pounds, standing in at five foot ten inches, hailing from Brisbane Australia: KnicKy.
Bell Sounds. Battler, Wayne and Summers start the match as the crowd only grows with excitement. All three men remain relatively close to their corners, and await for another to make the move. Finally it is Wayne who makes the first move, rushing Summers and connecting with a right hand. Summers attempts to retaliate but is beaten to the punch by Wayne, who throws two more right hands and knocks him onto the ropes. Wayne, as quickly as possible, turns and grabs Battler and shoves him across the ring and back into his corner. Wayne pays for this, as Summers connects with a clubbing blow to the back of the head of Wayne, and knocks him onto his stomach. Summers, more than cocky, signals for Battler to “bring it onâ€, and he does so. Battler and Summers slug it out, centre of the ring beside Wayne as neither man shows signs of giving up. The blows continue until finally Wayne gets to one knee and punches Summers in the stomach, buckling him over. Battler turns his attention and drives the bottom of his boot into the skull of Wayne, grabbing him and hits a scoop slam, quickly dropping his elbow across the chest of his challenger afterwards. Battler climbs to his feet and turns his attention to Summers, who has rolled over twice towards his corner. Battler grabs his leg and hoists him back to the centre, before connecting with a leg drop across the neck of his other foe, Matt Summers. Battler looks in fine form as he grabs Summers, and lifts him to his feet, pushing him against the ropes and whipping him across the ring. Summers bounces off the ropes and races back at Battler, ducking his clothes line and bouncing into the ropes for a second time. Summers races at Battler and connects with a running DDT, driving him head first into the canvas, hard. Summers gets to his feet and examines his work, before spotting Wayne approaching in the corner of his eye, and super kicks him in the jaw. Wayne’s head snaps back, as he falls to the mat and rolls onto his stomach, holding his face. Summers grabs Battler and lifts him to his feet, Battler being as reluctant as he can, making the simple task painful for his foe. Summers finally gets Battler to his feet, and is caught when Battler delivers an elbow to his temple, rolling over to his corner and tagging in Kendo.
Kerry: Here we go! Fresh man, and it’s none other than Chris Kendo, IWF Champion!
Josh: Things should really pick up now!
Kendo steps between the ropes, fresh, and races at Summers. Kendo turns him and unloads with a series of violent, sharp and quick kicks and punches to Summers, each one taking their toll. Summers stumbles backwards trying to block the attack, but Kendo remains unrelenting as he unloads with more punches to the face and neck of his challenger, knocking him into the empty corner and beating him down to a bruised pulp. Kendo, still on fire, turns and spots Charlie Wayne making it to one knee. Wayne spots Kendo, and quickly dives to his corner and tags in Mike Miller. Kendo and Mike both smile at each other and come face to face in the centre of the ring. They talk a little trash before Miller grabs Kendo and delivers a big upper cut, Kendo stumbles backwards and retaliates with a straight right hand. The impact knocks Miller off his feet, and it is now that Kendo goes to work on his challenger, delivering kick after kick to Miller’s ribs and stomach. Kendo stops and grabs Miller, hoisting him to his feet, however is countered by Mike. Mike grabs Kendo’s arms, breaks the hold, and grabs the champions head. He drops to a sitting position and cracks Kendo’s face onto his skull. Kendo stumbles backwards, as Mike gets to his feet. Miller races at Kendo and connects with a belly to belly suplex, throwing Kendo over to his corner. Wayne smirks as Miller grabs Summers, and whips him from the empty corner to his corner, as Summers slams into the turnbuckle, in dangerous territory.
Kerry: I knew this match was going to be great, but this is better than what I expected!
Summers holds his back as Mike hoists Kendo to his feet and whips him into Summers. Kendo slams into Summer’s back first, and remains in the corner as Miller races across the ring and hits a big time body splash on both men, sneakily tagging in Wayne at the same time. Kendo stumbles out from the corner and towards Mike, who connects with a Twist of Fate on him. Mike quickly gets out of the way, as Wayne grabs Summers and steps onto the second turnbuckle on the inside. He pauses for a moment, and follows up with a big time bull dog, driving Summers face first into Kendo. The crowd erupts as Mike and Charlie clap hands, and Mike exits the ring. Wayne hoists Summers to his feet and sets him up for a sling shot into the empty corner, and executes it. Summers’ head slams into the top turnbuckle, as he is sent backwards to Wayne, who rolls him up for a pin one … two … but no, Kendo just manages to pull Wayne off of the cover. Wayne, surprised and annoyed, hops to his feet, and grabs Kendo. He wraps his arms around Kendo’s waist, and connects with a german suplex, slamming him hard onto his back. Wayne keeps his arms locked, and hoists Kendo to his feet for a second suplex, and connects. The crowd jumps as Wayne keeps his arms locked still, and this time drags Kendo to his feet. Wayne manages to pop his hips and connects with a third german suplex, and lays on his back for a moment, catching his breath. Wayne finally makes it up to his feet, and turns his attention to Summers, and is super kicked in the face by KnicKy.
Kerry: Right in the face! Summers got the sneak tag with Wayne being busy with Kendo.
Josh: Smart move by Summers!
Wayne falls to his back as KnicKy grabs Kendo, and hoists him to his feet. With a sick smirk on his face, KnicKy delivers a left hand to the jaw of the champion, and connects with an Australian Slam. KnicKy covers Kendo quickly, but only receives a two count as Kendo gets his shoulder up. Wasting little time, KnicKy hops to his feet and grabs Wayne, who is showing signs of life, and drags him to the centre of the ring, hoisting him to his feet. With no warning, KnicKy connects with a 47-15 in the ring, and covers him. Miller senses the end and jumps to the top turnbuckle and dives into the air before the ref can make the one count, and dives at KnicKy. KnicKy spots the counter attack and rolls off Wayne, as Miller unintentionally lands on his partner. KnicKy jumps to his feet and is turns to hit a tilt a world back breaker on the approaching Aussie Battler. Battler holds his lower back as he rolls to the corner. Miller checks on Wayne and rolls him to the ropes, quickly turning his attention to KnicKy. KnicKy is grabbed by Miller, and he connects with two straight right hands, knocking KnicKy back on his feet. The momentum is short lived however, as Summer sneaks into the ring and connects with a german suplex on Mike. Mike lands high on his head, and rolls out of the ring to the outside, as Summers and KnicKy grab Kendo. Kendo makes a last effort attempt, and unloads with punches to both KnicKy’s and Summers’ stomachs, but the numbers advantage plays its part, as both men deliver clubbing blows to the spine of the champion. Kendo buckles and falls to one knee, as Summers and KnicKy connect with a double vertical suplex on him, centre of the ring. KnicKy and Summers get to their feet, as Battler makes it back to his. Battler rushes up from behind KnicKy and delivers a clubbing blow to his spine, knocking him forward and to the outside. Battler quickly drives his foot into Summer’s stomach and buckles him over, and then goes after KnicKy.
Kerry: Looks like Aussie Battler still wants to settle his score with KnicKy Josh!
Josh: this could get ugly, Kerry!
Battler grabs KnicKy on the outside, and yells at him, before driving his knee into the ribs of his foe. KnicKy isn’t given time to recover, as Battler slams him head first into the barricade several times, following up by whipping him into the steel ring post. KnicKy stumbles and falls to the outside, holding his head as Battler stalks him, slowly. Miller, who has taken a short time to recover, plays dead as Battler grabs KnicKy in front of him, and drives him back first into the ring apron. At the time, Miller jumps to his feet and grabs Battler, and hits a back cracker on the outside. Battler yells in agony, as Mike makes it to his feet, limping a little. KnicKy, who had buckled over from the last attack, is grabbed by Mike, and has his head slammed into the steel steps by Miller. Miller rolls KnicKy into the ring, and slides in after him. Miller quickly hits a back cracker on Summers, who had been beating down Kendo with kicks, and drags Wayne over to KnicKy, draping an arm across him. Mike hops out of the ring and forces the referee to count. One … two …. But no, KnicKy gets his shoulder up. Mike, a little frustrated, steps back into the ring, and helps Wayne to their corner, still a little wobbly. Wayne tags in Miller, who climbs upto the top turnbuckle, and launches himself into the air at KnicKy. Mike connects with a big time Air Extreme, his finishing manouever, and drives his leg across the throat of KnicKy. KnicKy rolls away from Mike a few times, holding his throat, as Mike gets to his feet looking for a cover. Kendo, who has made it to unsteady feet, is taken down when Miller connects with a super kick to his jaw, before covering KnicKy one … two ….. but again no, KnicKy gets his shoulder up, just. Mike, frustrated beyond belief, gets to his feet, and examines the carnage inside and outside of the ring. Spotting Battler, who has made it to the apron, Mike races at him with a sliding drop kick. Battler dodges the attack and forces Mike to slide out of the ring.
Kerry: Could this go on much longer Josh! All these men must be hurting!
Josh: I think we might see the end soon Kerry, but who will pick up the win!?
Battler and Mike begin to exchange blows, as Kendo makes it up to his feet once more. Kendo, on spaghetti legs, turns and grabs Matt Summers, who has been on the mat under the ropes for some time. Summers, a lifeless mess, gets to his feet and is taken down the most violent way Kendo knows how, with a swinging DDT. Kendo again climbs to his feet and spots KnicKy on the mat still, and turns to see Battler and Mike fighting it out at the bottom of the ramp. Kendo turns to check on Wayne, who has made it to the top turnbuckle, and is taken by surprise as he dives into the air at Kendo. Wayne looks for a cross body, but using his momentum, Kendo successfully counters with a hard hitting samoan drop, centre of the ring. Kendo climbs to his feet once more, and kicks the hell out of Wayne, before rolling him to the outside, and turning his attention to KnicKy. Kendo smiles a little as KnicKy makes it to one knee in the corner. Kendo looks at the crowd, who are strongly behind him, before he makes his way over to KnicKy. Kendo hoists KnicKy to his feet and is suddenly caught off guard as KnicKy grabs the champion and unloads with three quick, disturbing head butts. Kendo stumbles back to the middle of the ring, as KnicKy rushes him. Kendo, not willing to go down easily, snaps KnicKy with a right hand to the chest, the impact stopping him in his tracks, as Kendo follows up with several rights and lefts to the chest and stomach. With KnicKy unsteady, Kendo takes him down with a big, straight right hand to the jaw, the impact snapping KnicKy’s head to the side, and in turn knocking him to his back.
Kerry: And THAT’S why he is the IWF Champion Josh!
Josh: You’re damned right Kerry. That right hand looked like it hurt!
Kendo reaches down to grab KnicKy, but is grabbed instead by Mike Miller, the third legal man in the match. Mike quickly hits a Twist of Fate on Kendo, and covers him one …. Two …… but no, Kendo just gets his shoulder up. Mike climbs back to his feet, and is taken down by Matt Summers, who is unsteady on his feet. Summers almost falls off his feet after knocking Mike to the mat, but grabs Kendo, and attempts to drag him to his feet. Summers talks a little trash to him before connecting with his finisher, his version of the Canadian Destroyer, the Australian Destroyer. Summers rolls to the ropes, almost dead without energy, as Kendo, Miller and KnicKy all lay motionless in the ring. Mike and KnicKy are the first to show signs of life, as both men get to their feet, and shake the cob webs loose. KnicKy spots Mike before Mike spots him, and approaches him quickly. He grabs Mike and connects with a back cracker, and shoves him over to the side, as KnicKy stands, and looks at the prone Kendo for a moment. KnicKy however is taken down when Battler makes his presence felt once more, grabbing KnicKy from behind, and hitting a DDT centre of the ring. Battler grabs Kendo and drags him across KnicKy for a cover, one …. Two ….. but again no, KnicKy gets his shoulder up. Battler, outraged that they didn’t pick up the win, grabs KnicKy and drags his lifeless body to his feet. Battler stands him in the centre of the ring, and races off into the ropes looking for his finisher, the Running Boomerang. KnicKy manages to duck the violent attack, and in a flash sets up Battler for his finisher, the down Under DDT. He connects, and drives Battler into the canvas face first, and nearly knocks him out. KnicKy, running off pure adrenalin, climbs back to his feet and talks a little bit of trash to Battler, when Kendo grabs him from behind. Kendo turns him and throws a right hand, but KnicKy ducks the attack, and quickly hits the 47-15 on him, centre of the ring. KnicKy pounces on Kendo and hooks both legs for the one … two …… three.
Winners of the match, via pinfall: Matt Summers and KnicKy.
Post Match. KnicKy gets to his feet and raises his hands in celebration as his music roars throughout the crowd, but the celebration is short lived. Mike Miller grabs KnicKy from behind and hits a second back cracker on him, and gets to his feet unloading with stiff right boots. KnicKy is beaten to a pulp, and shoved from the ring as Battler climbs back to his feet. Mike spots Battler and grabs him, but Battler sneaks in a right elbow. Mike buckles over, and Battler connects with two head butts before Charlie Wayne grabs him, and hits a german suplex. Battler goes down, and rolls from the ring, as Charlie checks n Miller. Mike smirks at Wayne, and shoves him to the side, spearing the approaching Matt Summers. Mike and Wayne both pull Summers to his feet and lift him into the air for a double vertical suplex, and drop him down together on the still prone Kendo. The crowd roars with excitement as Mike kicks Kendo from the ring, and Wayne kicks Summers from the ring. Mike grabs Wayne’s hand and raises it in the air as the crowd goes nuts, until finally Mike turns to Wayne, and connects with a violently short armed clothes line. The crowd instantly goes quiet as Mike grabs Wayne, and hoists him to his feet. With Charlie still unaware of what happened, Mike grabs him and connects with his finisher, the Extreme Daze, in the centre of the ring. Mike laughs a little as he climbs to his feet and walks around the unconscious Charlie Wayne, as the crowd slowly starts to let out boos.
Kerry Lane: Thank you for joining us for this episode of Impace tune in next week for more development of whats going on with Mike Miller.
Credit to Knicky, Montana and myself.
Before Impact went on the air.
The camera shows Charlie Wayne at a pop machine, ordering a water when out of a distance you hear someone yell, Hey Charlie. Charlie turns around and its none other than his tag team partner Mike Miller.
Mike Miller: Hey Charlie, sorry about last week. I didn’t mean to step on your toes like that.
Charlie Wayne: Oh its cool bro.
Mike Miller: Nah, it wasn’t cool, Your the top young guy in the business, and I just didn’t want you to make the same mistakes I made In the past.
Charlie Wayne: Im good, don’t worry about me Mike.
Mike Miller: Big match tonight, are you ready?
Charlie Wayne: As ready as I’ll ever be.
Mike Miller: Great, I was thinking of some tag team moves, we might be able to pull off. We are going to need it. These guys are some of the best in the IWF.
Charlie Wayne: Im all ears Mike, come over to my suite, we will talk in detail about them.
The two walk away with the camera following.
Welcome to the jungle we've got fun and games
We got everything you want honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money honey we got your disease
CHORUS:
In the jungle, Welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to your knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed
James Kash turning on Monday Night Mayhem and helping Hardcore Impact pick up the win at Collision Course and than James Kash, Montana, and Slash turning on Hardcore Impact and the forming of The Mobb
Welcome to the jungle we take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed but it's the price to pay
And you're a very sexy girl that's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights but you won't get there for free
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
OOh, I wanna hear you scream
Welcome to the jungle it gets worse here every day
Ya learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you hunger for what you see you'll take it eventually
You can have everything you want but you better not take it from me
CHORUS
And when you're high you never ever wanna come down
so sown, so down, so down....YEAH
Knicky turning on Kassidy in the Extreme Elimination Chamber match at Holiday Havok.
You know where you are?
you're in the jungle baby...you're gonna DIEEE
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
fell my, my, my serpentine
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to you
its gonna bring you down....HA!!
Than a video plays of everything that happened at Over The Edge from Chris Kendo winning The Rumble to Montana destroying Devastating Dominick in the three stages of hell match up to the arrest of MJ, Knicky, and Kassidy.
We got everything you want honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money honey we got your disease
CHORUS:
In the jungle, Welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to your knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed
James Kash turning on Monday Night Mayhem and helping Hardcore Impact pick up the win at Collision Course and than James Kash, Montana, and Slash turning on Hardcore Impact and the forming of The Mobb
Welcome to the jungle we take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed but it's the price to pay
And you're a very sexy girl that's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights but you won't get there for free
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
OOh, I wanna hear you scream
Welcome to the jungle it gets worse here every day
Ya learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you hunger for what you see you'll take it eventually
You can have everything you want but you better not take it from me
CHORUS
And when you're high you never ever wanna come down
so sown, so down, so down....YEAH
Knicky turning on Kassidy in the Extreme Elimination Chamber match at Holiday Havok.
You know where you are?
you're in the jungle baby...you're gonna DIEEE
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
fell my, my, my serpentine
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to you
its gonna bring you down....HA!!
Than a video plays of everything that happened at Over The Edge from Chris Kendo winning The Rumble to Montana destroying Devastating Dominick in the three stages of hell match up to the arrest of MJ, Knicky, and Kassidy.
Kerry Lane: Welcome to another edition of Hardcore Impact.
Josh Hart: Hardcore Hell 2007 is almost here, and we are just a few weeks, but tonight we got a main event for the ages.
Kerry Lane: That’s right josh, 6 of the greatest competitors to even step in a IWF ring, will step into it here tonight, in a triple threat tag team match.
Josh hart: Mike Miller will team with Charlie Wayne. As we saw last week, Miller was trying to give Wayne some advice. TO take on the Team of Knicky and Matt Summers. The Australian Connection. We aren’t sure what the connection is between these two, but they will be partners here tonight. And last, the third team of Chris Kendo and Aussie Battler. These two men have no love lost for the competitors in the match, making them a logical combonation.
The arena suddenly blacks out with the sole sound of a WWII Air Raid siren howling for a few seconds. Then "Blow Me Away" by Breaking Benjamin hits with fireworks exploding from left to right at the entrance and we can just see him see him standing at the entrance with his hands on his hips looking cocky and confident. With the arena still dark Strobe lights turn on with blue, red and green lasers going beserk in every direction. It's hard to see him as he is only a shadow,he makes his way to the ring but once in the ring a spotlight is planted on him. He makes his way to the top turnbuckle and does his worship sign before doing a backflip down to the mat.
Kerry Lane; Matt Summers looks like he has a important announcement.
Josh hart: Well, He is on a tremendous roll Kerry.
Matt Summers grabs the mic and makes some gestures toward the crowd.
Matt Summers: There needs to be some changes around here, and they start here TONIGHT! First of all, You all will learn to respect ME, Matt Summers your next IWF Champ. I’ve sweat, Bled, and gave my life to you fans and none of you respect me. Only in my hometown Melbourne Australia am I truly respected. Hell Im a god! You Americans don’t know greatness, when you see it. Well that’s ok, cause your about to get smacked in the face with a reality check.
Charlie Wayne, A guy who prime to defeat Chris Kendo for the IWF Championship, but he couldn’t get the job done. SO where did he go wrong? Does anyone know?
I KNOW. That’s right, I watched that tape several times, along with other Chris Kendo matchups and knows he has numerous flaws in his game. He claims to be a MMA fighter, that that doesn’t impressive me at ALL. I am a true warrior, that has found the secret to success. So Bruce Page, get your ass out here and lets make this official.
Bruce Page comes out with a clipboard to a mixed reaction. He steps in between the ropes as Bruce Page extends his arm for a handshake but Summers slaps it away.
Bruce Page: Yes, Matt Summers?
Matt Summers; Well, I am the #1 contender, So I’d like to change tonights main event to Chris Kendo vs Matt Summers for the IWF Championship.
The Fans Boo.
Bruce Page: Hmmm that’s interesting, last time I checked, YOU are a wrestler, and not a booker?
Matt Summers: What? I can beat Kendo ANYTIME, ANYWhere, Anyway.
Bruce Page: Oh really?
Matt Summers: I’m ready Bruce, give me the ball, and im going to run with it.
Bruce page: I know are you ready Matt, but your title shot is slated for Hardcore Hell 2007.
Matt Summers: That Long???
Bruce Page: yeah
Matt Summers: What the hell am I supposed to do til then? What if Chris Kendo figures out what I know, and then changes his game, and screws me over?
Bruce: Get your hands off of me.
Chris Kendo comes flying out of the Backstage area and slides into the ring as Summers lets go of Page.
Chris Kendo: Hey Summers, Chill out bro. Im not that hard to find. And as far as you knowing my weakness in the ring, well your wrong because I have no weakness.
Matt Summers: Im not scared of you boy. In fact, how about we make it a no DQ match at Hardcore Hell?
Chris Kendo: Hold on there Matt. Didn’t you say you’d face me anytime, anyway?
Matt Summers: Well, No I didn’t say that.
Chris Kendo: Oh yea you did, Camera man, can I get a replay of it.
The camera goes to big screen where it shows summers repeating it over and over.
Chris Kendo: ha Ha ha, See Summers You did say that.
Matt Summers: SO damn what? I said it, and I meant it! You aint so tough. Im bigger, im stronger, im faster, im tougher, Im a better breed than you kendo. Until you beat me you are nothing.
Chris Kendo: Well I guess we will find out tonight, when I pin your ass 1, 2, 3, in that tag team match.
Matt Summers: Other way around Jackoff, Have you forgot who your partner is, The Australian Made, Aussie Battler, can you really trust him Kendo?
Chris Kendo: I only need to trust myself! I’d suggest you start training tomorrow Matt, because at Hardcore Hell, It will be Me Chris Kendo the champ vs you Matt Summers in a 5 rounds MMA Match!
Bruce Page is stunned as Kendo drops the microphone and exits the ring. Summers looks pissed.
Kerry: Whoa, what a announcement, a 5 round MMA match at Hardcore Hell.
Josh: I can’t wait to see that.
The Outkast Kid vs Tyrus Jake
Tyrus Jakes music hits and he walks slowly down the ramp and gets into the ring, he quickly throws his arms in the air and fireworks bang and the lights turn Blue.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall first from Manchester England, weighing in at 310 pounds standing at 6 foot 6, Tyrus Jake!!!!!!
The lights fade as You Don’t Know hits the speakers as TOK walks out onto the stage. Smoke covers the stage area as sparks fall from above. TOK gets to center stage when sprays of sparks shoot at TOK. Rockets and explosions burst in all sorts of directions as TOK stands there pumping himself up. The sparks, rockets, and explosions cease as TOK struts to the ring looking into the crowd pointing, shaking his head, laughing, high fiving fans along the way. He gets the edge of the ring and jumps up onto the apron and climbs in the ring. TOK jumps up in the middle of the ring and as he lands he leans back and yells and hits his chest King Kong style. The light fades back in as TOK then takes a seat on the top turnbuckle awaiting his opponent.
Announcer: And his opponent from Daytona Beach, Florida weighs in at 265 pounds standing at 6 foot 2, The Outkast Kid!!!!!!!!!
The Bell Rings and the match starts off as TOK runs at Jake and knocks him down with a shoulder takedown. TOK gets behind Jake when he gets up and TOK German suplexes him into the corner and when he’s there TOK begins to knife edge chop him he hits 5 chops before Jake collapses holding his chest. TOK immediately moves over to Jakes legs and he tries to lock in a sharp shooter but Jakes kicks him off and TOK flies through the middle rope and he falls to the outside of the ring. Tyrus goes under the bottom rope and goes to TOK he grabs him by the arm and Tyrus slams his arm against the ring post. Tyrus then grabs TOK head and he slams it against the ring post and TOK drops to the floor. Then Tyrus walks over to the announce table and he clears the table off. Tyrus goes over to TOK lifts him up and Tyrus goes to hit a double handed choke slam on him but TOK rakes him in the eye and Tyrus is forced to drop him. Tyrus then dives back in the ring as the ref has reached 8 in the count but as he gets to 9 Tyrus gets back in the ring.
Kerry Lane: So far this match has been very one sided.
Josh Hart: Hey Tyrus got some offense in on the match.
As Tyrus stands back up in the ring TOK charges at Tyrus and he hits a spear on him. With Tyrus knocked out on the ring floor TOK climbs to the top rope in the corner and Tyrus turns around and jumps off with a moonsault but at the last moment Tyrus rolls out of the way so TOK hits nothing but mat. Tyrus gets right up as TOK rolls on the floor holding his ribs. Tyrus puts a foot on TOK back and Tyrus stands putting his full weight on his back. Tyrus then gets off and he jumps and lands a big boot to the back of TOK neck. Tyrus then picks up TOK to his feet and he Irish whips him to the ropes and when TOK comes back Tyrus hits a big boot to his face. Tyrus picks up TOK to his feet again he grabs him by his waist and Tyrus hits a huge spine buster on TOK. Tyrus quickly pins TOK 1... 2... Kick out as the ref brings his hand down for the three count.
Josh Hart: See Kerry Tyrus is getting in a lot of offense now and as you would say this match is looking very one sided.
Kerry Lane: Shut up Josh.
Tyrus begins to argue with the ref thinking that the count was very slow but as he argues TOK comes up behind him and he hits a back cracker on him. TOK quickly climbs up the ropes and as Tyrus gets to his feet TOK jumps off with a flying clothe line. And then as Tyrus stands up again TOK hits The End on him and TOK pins Tyrus 1... 2... 3!!!
Announcer: The winner by pin fall The Outkast Kid!!!!!!!!!!
Kerry Lane: Looks like all that offense was for nothing huh Josh.
Josh Hart: I don’t think TOK will get the last laugh.
Thoth w/ Ra vs Chris Styles
Welcome to Detroit City by Eminem and DMX plays as Chris Styles comes down to the ring he slides in and he poses on the top rope.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall introducing first from Detroit, Michigan weighing in at 252 pounds standing at 6 foot 5, Chris Styles!!!!!!!!!!
Thoth Walks down the ramp with Ra carrying a staff with a gold cobra head on the end and wearing a mask made to resemble the head of an ibis, which he removes in the ring.
Announcer: And his opponent accompanied to the ring by Ra hailing from Duat, weighing in at 235 pounds standing at 6 foot 3, Thoth!!!!!!!
The Bell Rings and Thoth runs full speed at Styles and he hits a huge clothe line onto Styles knocking him down. Then Thoth picks up Styles grabs him by the neck and hits a swinging neck breaker on him. Thoth then stands up and arrogantly poses above Styles body. Then Thoth goes and applies the camel clutch on Styles and Styles screams in pain as Thoth stretches his body back on him. Styles sticks his hand out as he reaches toward the rope and Styles is able to grab the rope and then after a 4 count Thoth releases the hold. Thoth drags Styles into the middle of the ring and then Thoth climbs to the top rope then Thoth jumps off with the alpha splash but at the last second Styles sticks his knees up and Thoth lands right on his knees.
Kerry Lane: Well Thoth was in total control of the match before that unfortunate move.
Josh Hart: I don’t see why all these guys do high flying maneuvers if they always fall and kill them selves.
Kerry Lane: Maybe because when they actually hit the move the pain that it causes the opponent is immense.
We now go back to the action as we see Chris Styles getting to his feet as Thoth is laying on the floor in pain. Chris jumps on top of Thoth’s body and he starts to unload punches and fore arms onto his face as the ref yells at Styles to get off and after much persuasion from the ref Styles gets off. Styles drags Thoth’s body and he places it in the corner. Styles backs up and then he runs full speed and he hits a shoulder thrust straight to the gut of Thoth and when Thoth falls out of the corner Chris Styles hits a DDT on Thoth. Thoth then gets to his feet but when he does he drops to the floor holding his knee in pain the ref checks on him and as he does Styles backs up and leans against the rope and as he does Ra comes up behind him and hits him with the gold staff then Thoth runs and rolls up Styles quickly the ref counts 1... 2... 3!!! Thoth runs out of the ring with Ra and runs backstage.
Announcer: The winner by pin fall Thoth.
Josh Hart: Thoth has what it takes to be a superstar in this business.
Kerry Lane: Josh he had to cheat to win that match he doesn’t deserve to be in the IWF the way he acts.
Josh Hart: Your so old school Kerry get with the times.
Kerry Lane: Ladies and Gentleman, up next we have a very special interview with none of than Titan Titan, exclusively from Havok House in Queens New York.
The Camera switches to a outside view of a well maintained house in Queens. The camera goes to the door where Charlie opens it and welcomes the camera crew in. He walks them through the kitchen onto the family room where, Havok is sitting on the couch with a cast on his right leg, as Charlie Sits down in a lazy boy his side.
Charlie Titan: Thanks for coming guys, after last week Team Titan needed the week off. Born 2 Bleed was a complete and utter shame for us. We are the better team, and there is no excuses for losing. We feel we are better than the tag champs, the Xtreme Champ, and the IWF Champion. IF you look back in time, this could be considered Team Titan and Charlie Titan first lost, but enough about that because that was in the past. The future is somewhat cloudy. Havok has some news for you.
Havok: Hey guys, I want to say hi to all the team titan fans and I thank you for the support, and I want to you know ill be back in the ring very soon. Unfortunately I’ll be out of action for some time. I should be back in 6-8 weeks.
Charlie Titan: The doctors say he’s lucky its not more serious. Me Myself, and been having Migraines all week. Im stressed out over my career, and the direction of the IWF. The Riot has gotten under my skin, like no other in the past. So I had a idea. First things first, I called Bruce Page and demanded a match for Hardcore Hell. When I first started thinking about I told myself I wanted Marcus Marshall, in some sort of death match. But I thought to myself, that wouldn’t be right. Charlie Titan has an extensive amateur background, so Marcus Marshall….Listen Up. I don’t want Just you. Oh No, im thinking something bigger. Im talking about Charlie Titan taking on ….Marcus Marshall…………….and CMS………….and MJ in a Gauntlet match. One by One is take out each member of the Riot. Oh and guess what, heres the kicker. IF I beat all three of you, The Riot will be forced to disband so you guys can stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
"Damn Regret" by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus hits the arena and Lethal walks out wearing the Australian flag, Pyros rain from the titantron and he takes off the flag and and throws both arms to the side walks to the ring really cocky, slides into the ring, runs into the ropes and touches the ground and throws hes arms to the side.
Jessica Lock: Standing in at 6 feet 2 inches and weighing in at 220 pounds . . From Australia . ."The Xtraordinary" Lucas Lethal!
The lights goes down as a spotlight goes to the enterance and Smoke covers the enterance as he comes up from the floor in a stance like matt hardy was like when he was in the brood when he is up on the stage he stands for about 20 seconds as the smoke dies down and rain falls down on him. the lights turn back on and the smoke slowly fades as he slowly makes his way to the ring he slides under the rope to get into the ring he then heads to the rope and puts one hand up in the rock on symbol then jumps down then waiting on his opponent (when he is not in a match or is in a t-shirt or something other then his ring attire he does not come up to the stage he walks out of the certan and rian does not fall)
Christian Barker V Lucas Lethal
Bell Sounds. Barker, still furious from last week pounces on Lethal and takes him down with a right hand. On the mat Barker quickly straddles him and slams the back of his head into canvas, before unloading with violent rights and lefts, the anger really showing on his face. Lethal coughs and squirms trying to get Barker off him, but is unsuccessful. Christian nearly chokes the life from Lethal, but rolls off him before and stands, hoisting his foe to his feet. With Lethal on his feet, Barker hits a suplex on him, and covers him for a one count. Barker, still furious, hoists Lethal back to his feet and whips him across the ring with pure anger, as Lucas bounces off the ropes with some speed. Barker is caught off guard when Lethal delivers a kick to the lowered Christian Barker, and follows up with a standing dropkick, knocking Barker to the outside. Barker rolls out of the ring and slams onto the mats on his back, as Lethal follows, much more eager now. Barker manages to his knees, as Lethal grabs him and slams him head first into the barricade several times, before leading him over to the steel steps. Lethal slams his head down but Barker makes a last minute effort to stop it, and in turn slams Lethal’s head onto the steel. Lethal falls back, a glazed over look in his eye as Barker tries to regain himself. After a short moment, Barker looks at Lethal on the mat, and grabs the steel steps. Raising them high above his head, he brings the steel down with a thundering slam across the midsection of Lethal, several times. Each blow having a devastating affect on Lucas’ body, Barker is relentless as he slams it down harder and harder each time, until a look of sheer rage is imprinted on his face. With Lethal almost lifeless, he drops the steel steps beside him, grabs his opponent, and rolls him into the ring. With Lethal in the ring, a beaten mess, Barker throws up the ring’s apron and looks underneath the ring, for a weapon. He smirks as he slides out a steel chair, and tosses it into the ring. Before sliding into the ring however, Barker reaches back in and grabs a second steel chair, and keeps this one in hand as he slides into the ring.
Kerry: Uh oh! One man conchairto, coming right up Josh!
Barker raises the chair high above his head and slams it down across the shoulder of his challenger twice, before dropping the chair and hoisting it to his feet. Lethal, a bruised and beaten mess, stands hopelessly in front of Barker as he yells some trash to him. With Barker so caught up with rage, Lethal capitalises and hits his trademark move, his version of an RKO the JTL. Barker lands face first centre of the ring as Lethal lands on his back, both men down. There is no movement in the ring for a few moments until finally Barker and Lethal begin to climb to their feet, Lethal still looking ‘out of it’. Barker gets to one knee and grabs Lethal from behind, setting him up for an inverted back breaker, locking his head under his armpit. Lethal quickly counters and connects with a right hand to the face, shifting his weight, freeing himself, and setting up Barker for an Angle Slam. He connects, and Barker goes down again, as this time Lethal climbs back to his feet. The look of exhaustion still in Lethal’s actions, he stumbles over to the steel chair and grabs it. Barker slowly gets to his feet, and as he does he turns to face his challenger. Crack, the chair breaks in two over the skull of Lethal’s foe Christian Barker, as he is sent to the canvas, his cut being reopened.
Kerry: Oh man Josh, this one cant be far from done! Barker’s cut has been reopened, and he is bleeding quite intensely!
Lethal tosses the broken chair to the outside and makes his way over to the turnbuckles, a sick look on his face now. Lethal climbs up, to the top of the ring, and poises himself on the top turnbuckle for a moment as he glances down at the bleeding Christian Barker. Lethal dives into the air and hits his patterned Better Than Sex, a 450 splash on his opponent, driving his body into his with some force. Lethal rolls off Barker quickly, and taunts the crowd by throwing his arms to the sides, and raising them to make an X symbol above his head, as Barker lays prone on the mat. Lethal reaches down and grabs Barker, and lifts his lifeless body to his feet. Lethal smirks directly at Barker, and pushes his head between his legs, for his Lethal Injection, a Pedigree. Barker gives one last effort to stay alive as he manages to break free from between his legs, and makes it to an upright position. Lethal however drives his knee into the stomach of his foe, and this time connects with the Lethal Injection. Lethal hooks both legs for the one … two …. Three.
Winner of the Match, via pinfall: Lucas Lethal.
Marcus Marshall + CMS vs The Enforcers
Electric Rodeo by Shooter Jennings hits the arena and The Enforcers makes their way toward the ring.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall introducing first the team of Morgan and Blake the Enforcers!!!!!!!!
A wall of smoke covers the entire stage, and when it fades away, he comes out from the stage floor standing and looking to the ground, he then in a sudden move points to the sky and then to himself, making a huge flag of Costa Rica to come from the ceiling , he then walks all the way to the ring bragging and insulting the crowd. He enters the ring and does a four corner pose pointing himself
Announcer: And the opponent from New York, New York weighing in at 265 pounds standing at 6 foot 6, CMS!!!!!!!!
Stink fist by Tool plays and Marcus Marshall comes out with smoke at the stage, than 4 flames goes off on each side of the ramp way as I walk down, goes in the ring and taunts the crowd
Announcer: And his partner from Chicago Illinois, weighing in at 236 pounds standing at 6 foot 1, Marcus Marshall!!!!!!!!
The Bell Rings and the match starts off with CMS and Morgan CMS hits a big boot on Morgan. Then CMS picks up Morgan and he hits a fisher mans suplex on him. CMS jumps in the air and he hits a standing splash on Morgan CMS tags in Marcus Marshall now he grabs Morgan on his shoulders and he hits a triple rib breaker on him then Marshall runs at Blakes and he spears him off the apron then when Morgan gets to his feet Marshall hits a TKO on him Marshall pins him 1... 2... 3!!!
Announcer: And the winner by pin fall CMS and Marcus Marshall!!!!!
Kerry Lane: The Riot destroyed the Enforcers today.
Josh Hart: The Riot is rising up and are looking to be at the top of the IWF.
Rise Up by Drowning Pool hits the arena to raucus boos, Devill rolls in the to the ring and as he jumps on the the second rope, fireworks go off from everywhere possible.
Jessica Lock: Standing in at six feet and eleven inches weighing in at two hundred and twenty-seven pounds from St. Louis, Missouri, "The Murder Doll" Danny Devill.
Grimey hits When the lyrics begin, Noreaga shoots out from behind the curtain and walks down to the ring looking at both sides of the arena, slides into the ring goes to all four corners and raises both arms into the air.
Jessica Lock: Standing in at six feet and one inch, weighing in at two hundred and sixty pounds, from Queens New York, Vic Noreaga.
Vic Noreaga V Danny Devill
Bell Sounds. Instantly, Noreaga goes after Devill, throwing his body force at him. Devill manages to catch this, and dodges the blunt attack, and delivers a clubbing blow to the spine of his challenger to get things underway. Noreaga arcs his back and falls to his knees, and Devill pummels the life out of him with clubbing blow after clubbing blow. The violent and brutal attack continues until Noreaga is beaten down onto the mat, and Devill stands over him. Devill straddles over the back of Noreaga’s neck, and unloads with brutal forearms across the temple and skull of his challenger, each blow knocking Noreaga from side to side. The referee forces the two men apart, but Devill keeps his distance only for a few moments. Noreaga manages to get to his knees in the short time he gets to recover, but Devill only continues his offence, grabbing him and hoisting Noreaga to his feet. Devill wastes no time and connects quickly with a neckbreaker on Noreaga, slamming him hard onto the mat. Danny smirks as he gets to his feet and walks around Noreaga, who is holding his head. After forcing both arms away from his head, Danny decides to stomp away at his challenger’s face, being unrelenting by forcing his boot into Vic’s head as hard as possible. Danny, now overly confident, kicks Noreaga in the ribs gently, rolling him over onto his stomach. Instinctively Vic begins to get to his hands and knees, and at this time Danny delivers a straight right foot into the face of Noreaga. Vic’s head snaps back, and he in turn collapses to the mat, face first on the canvas as blood trickles from his mouth. Danny, overly impressed with himself, cockily walks to Vic and drags the limp body to his feet. Devill sets up Noreaga for his finishing move, the Cobra Clutch Bomb, but Vic desperately drives his elbow into the stomach of Devill twice to escape his grip. Vic drives his knee into Danny’s stomach, and quickly races off into the ropes, bouncing off them and hitting a clothes line. Devill goes down, but not for long as he gets right back to his feet, giving Vic no time to recuperate. Danny stumbles back at Vic, who grabs him, and hits his patterned choke slam into back breaker, almost breaking his foe in half. This time Danny takes a little longer to get to his feet, and thus gives Vic enough time to shake some of the cob webs loose. Danny pulls himself to his feet, holding his back, and again stumbles over to Noreaga. Vic takes down Danny with a double fisted sledge like attack to the face, Devill getting dropped to his back. Vic smirks a little, and preps himself for a finish as Danny gets to his feet once more, slower again. Danny stumbles away from the ropes and into Vic, who grabs him for a cross armed back breaker. Danny manages to block Vic with hitting it, breaks Vic’s grip in his left hand, and follows up with a right elbow to the face and a disturbing head butt. Vic stumbles backwards onto the ropes, as Danny drops to one knee, trying to recover properly. Both men get back to their senses at the same time and rush each other, but Danny gains the advantage, and delivers a big boot to the face of Noreaga, nearly breaking his face. Noreaga climbs back to his feet, running on pure adrenaline, and walks right into Danny Devill, who’s ready to finish the match. Danny grabs Vic and sets him up for the Cobra Clutch Bomb, but again it’s countered as Noreaga shoves him away. Danny is grabbed quickly by Danny from behind, and lifted over his shoulders for Vic’s finisher, the War Report, a verterbreaker. Danny manages to rolls off of Vic's shoulders for a sneak roll up, and scores the one .... two ..... three.
Winner of the Match, via pinfall: Danny Devill.
Post Match. Noreaga gets to his feet angry, and drops Devill with a DDT before he can escape the ring. He then calmly makes his way out of the ring, and to the apron. He tosses up the apron and pulls out a baseball covered in barb wire. He smirks, and looks at Danny in the ring, who has managed to get to one knee, and slides into the ring. Noreaga stalks Danny, who spots him eventually with the baseball bat, and begs for him not to hit him. Noreaga smirks at him, and with a sick look in his eyes, raises the baseball bat high above his head, and brings it down across the skull of his foe. The impact of the blow is violently disturbing, as the barbed wire digs itself into the skin of Devill, and remains there as Danny screams in pain. Noreaga jerks the bat upwards and off of Devill’s skull as the crowd lets out a disturbed “OH!â€. Noreaga walks around behind the still sitting Daveill, and drives the bat once into his back, planting it firmly into his skin, busting him open some more. Noreaga, a smile still on his face, swings the bat over his left shoulder, and asks for a microphone. A staff member quickly hands him one, and sits, as Noreaga begins.
Noreaga: You see boys and girls, this is what Vic Noreaga is all about up here in Hardcore Impact! I took this little white boy here and made him bleed, and you can guarantee that I will be doing it again … and a again … and again! … until I get some gold around my waist.
Noreaga drops the mic outside the ring and quickly swings the bat once more at Devill, striking him on his legs, as the crowd again jumps at the blow, EMT’s rushing to the ring.
Jack comes out as "Animals by Nickleback" plays, centers himself and bends down quickly touching the surface of the stage, and comes up having one arm with a closed fist in the air. Three rockets either side of him come down and hit the stage, followed up as multiple streams of pyros in gold comes from the stage.
Jessica: In the ring standing in at six feet three inches and weighing in tonight at two-hundred and sixty-eight pounds, he hails from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, he is Jack Spade!
It goes dark, then black lights come on as "Modest" hits the speakers. A spotlight shines on Ryan as he runs to the ring, painted in all sorts of bright neon body paint.
Jessica Lock: Standing in at 6 feet 4 inches and weighing in at 250 lbs . . Hailing from East Lyme . . . Ruthless Ryan Byrne!
IWF XTreme Championship
Ryan Byrne (C) V Jack Spade
Ryan Byrne (C) V Jack Spade
Bell Sounds. Jack rushes Byrne and throws himself onto the champion, taking him down with a choke. Byrne tries to get Spade off him, but Spade is unrelenting and chokes him for a few moments, before throwing a sick, clubbing blow across the face of Byrne. Spade rolls off the champion and yanks him to his feet, tossing him straight into the turnbuckle with some power. The champion tries to regain himself from the choke, as the challenger approaches and throws a right hand into the stomach of Byrne. Byrne buckles over, and Spade follows up with several knees to the stomach. Byrne coughs loudly from the vile attacks, as Spade wraps his arms around the champion’s waist, and hits a belly to belly suplex on him, throwing him to the centre of the ring. Jack gets to his feet, happy and smirking to the crowd, who are firmly behind him. Byrne rolls a few times to the far turnbuckle and pulls himself to one knee. Jack rushes at the champion looking to drive his knee into the skull of his foe, however Ryan manages to duck out of the ring and to the outside, just dodging the potentially violent attack. Spade quickly follows suit and rolls out of the ring after Byrne, who has made it around to the announcer’s tables. Jack walks up behind Byrne, but is snapped in the stomach by the champ, who first drives his elbow into the stomach of the challenger, then follows up by kicking him repetitively in the ribs. Spade buckles over and falls to one knee, as Byrne capitalises, and slams the challenger’s head into the announcer’s table.
Kerry: Ohh Jack Spade and Ryan Byrne are all over us here at ring side! This one didn’t take long to get a little nasty!
Josh: You’re damned …. Right Kerry, and I have a feeling it won’t get much better from here on.
Byrne grabs Spade and slams him head first into the announcer’s table two more times, before leading him to the apron, and slamming his head onto it as well. Spade, a little unsteady on his feet, is rolled into the ring by Byrne, who rolls in after him. With Spade down, Byrne poses momentarily for the crowd, getting a loud rush of boos to flood the ring. From nowhere, Byrne takes two steps at Spade and executes a flawless standing moon sault, and lands on Spade, centre of the ring. Byrne hooks the inside leg, but Spade kicks out with some force after a long two count. Byrne, not put off by the near fall, hops right back to his feet and stalks the unsteady Jack Spade. Spade stumbles into the corner, and Byrne rushes him, squashing him with a body splash. Byrne takes a step back and follows up with an impressive hurricarana, throwing his challenger across the ring. Byrne, still running on a high from the crowd’s hatred, rushes across the ring, and stepping over Spade, takes two steps upto the top turnbuckle, and hits a modified whisper in the wind, instead hitting a leg drop on the prone Jack Spade. Jack’s larynx is almost crushed from the attack, as he rolls away from Byrne into the centre of the ring, holding his throat and coughing. Byrne quickly pounces on the challenger and hooks both legs one … two … but no, Spade manages to get his shoulder up.
Kerry: Whoa! Interesting move from the XTreme Champ right there. Im surprised it didn’t get the pin fall though Josh!
Josh: That’s because you’re an idiot Kerry.
Byrne, a little frustrated, climbs to his feet and grabs Spade, hoisting the near lifeless body to its feet. He proceeds to whip Spade into the ropes, and races off in the opposite direction. Byrne races at Spade for a spear, but is snapped when Spade counters, and drives his big boot into the face of the champion. Byrne’s head snaps backwards as he collapses to the mat, Spade too falling to his knees, drained of almost all his energy. Spade tries to recover, but Byrne is back to his feet rather quickly, and rushes Spade, trying to keep some momentum. Byrne grabs Spade and forces him into the turnbuckle, and unloads with rights and lefts, each punch finding its mark, and knocking the life from the challenger. Byrne takes a step back from his foe to think, finding a solution to his predicament and grabbing Spade once more. Jack however breaks Byrne’s grip on him, and with the last of his energy, manages to hit his finisher, a choke slam called the Full House. Both men go down centre of the ring, Spade only inches from the champion, who is flat on his back. The crowd roars with excitement, trying to will Spade into a cover, whom doesn’t have the strength. Spade, tasting gold, manages to climb onto the champion and hook a leg, for a long one …. Two ….. but no, Byrne just gets a shoulder up. The crowd jumps to their feet as the referee stops the count, as Spade sits up, shocked. Spade climbs to his feet, his body completely drained, and grabs Byrne by the head. Byrne quickly pulls Spade down into a roll up, one … two … but no, Spade counters to a pinning predicament of his own one … two … but no, Spade manages to break the lock and get free. Both men slowly get to their feet, unsure of where the other is. They both turn to face each other, and in an instant, Byrne grabs Spade and drives him into the mat hard, head first with a DDT. The impact almost breaks Spade’s neck, and Byrne hooks both legs desperately for the one … two …. Three.
Winner of the Match, via pinfall and still XTreme Champion: Ryan Byrne.
The Aussie Battler theme song hits the arena and Aussie Battler makes his way down to the ring.
Jessica Lock: Standing in at six feet and six inches weighing in at three hundred pounds from Country, Australia, Aussie Battler
Ladies and Gentlemen by Saliva hits the arena. Dark Purple and White pyros blast off lightly, Kendo stands at the top of the ramp, hoodie on with the hood over his head, looking down. He then walks down the ramp, claps the fans hands, slides into the ring, pulls off his hoodie and throws it into the crowd.
Jessica Lock: Standing in at six feet and four inches weighing in at two hundred and twenty-five pounds from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Chris Kendo
Cowboys from Hell by Pantera hits the arena and Mike Miller steps out onto the stage and makes his way down to the ring.
Jessica Lock: Standing in at six feet even weighing in at two hundred and twelve pounds from Manhattan, New York, Mike Miller!
Fly by Sugar Ray hits the arena as Charlie Wayne steps onto the stage and makes his way down to the ring. Charlie get a great ovation by the crowd
Jessica Lock: Standing at 6'1 and 245 lbs from San Diego California; The California Crippler; Charlie Wayne!
The arena suddenly blacks out with the sole sound of a WWII Air Raid siren howling for a few seconds. Then "Blow Me Away" by Breaking Benjamin hits with fireworks exploding from left to right at the entrance and we can just see him see him standing at the entrance with his hands on his hips looking cocky and confident. With the arena still dark Strobe lights turn on with blue, red and green lasers going beserk in every direction. It's hard to see him as he is only a shadow,he makes his way to the ring but once in the ring a spotlight is planted on him. He makes his way to the top turnbuckle and does his worship sign before doing a backflip down to the mat.
Jessica: In the ring, weighing in at two hundred and thirty pounds, standing in at six feet and two inches, hailing from Melbourne Australia: Matt Summers!
Headstrong by Trapt hits the speakers, as KnicKy makes his way out onto the stage. Looking focused, he stops at the top of the stage and loosens his wrists and neck, as fireworks shoot off behind him. KnicKy makes his way down the ramp way, and steps into the ring. He makes his way to the far turnbuckle and raises his arms in the air, yelling with intensity at the crowd, before hopping back into the centre of the ring.
Jessica: In the ring, weighing in tonight at two hundred and twenty-five pounds, standing in at five foot ten inches, hailing from Brisbane Australia: KnicKy.
Triple Threat Tag Team Match
Chris Kendo & Aussie Battler V Charile Wayne & Mike Miller V Matt Summers & KnicKy
Chris Kendo & Aussie Battler V Charile Wayne & Mike Miller V Matt Summers & KnicKy
Bell Sounds. Battler, Wayne and Summers start the match as the crowd only grows with excitement. All three men remain relatively close to their corners, and await for another to make the move. Finally it is Wayne who makes the first move, rushing Summers and connecting with a right hand. Summers attempts to retaliate but is beaten to the punch by Wayne, who throws two more right hands and knocks him onto the ropes. Wayne, as quickly as possible, turns and grabs Battler and shoves him across the ring and back into his corner. Wayne pays for this, as Summers connects with a clubbing blow to the back of the head of Wayne, and knocks him onto his stomach. Summers, more than cocky, signals for Battler to “bring it onâ€, and he does so. Battler and Summers slug it out, centre of the ring beside Wayne as neither man shows signs of giving up. The blows continue until finally Wayne gets to one knee and punches Summers in the stomach, buckling him over. Battler turns his attention and drives the bottom of his boot into the skull of Wayne, grabbing him and hits a scoop slam, quickly dropping his elbow across the chest of his challenger afterwards. Battler climbs to his feet and turns his attention to Summers, who has rolled over twice towards his corner. Battler grabs his leg and hoists him back to the centre, before connecting with a leg drop across the neck of his other foe, Matt Summers. Battler looks in fine form as he grabs Summers, and lifts him to his feet, pushing him against the ropes and whipping him across the ring. Summers bounces off the ropes and races back at Battler, ducking his clothes line and bouncing into the ropes for a second time. Summers races at Battler and connects with a running DDT, driving him head first into the canvas, hard. Summers gets to his feet and examines his work, before spotting Wayne approaching in the corner of his eye, and super kicks him in the jaw. Wayne’s head snaps back, as he falls to the mat and rolls onto his stomach, holding his face. Summers grabs Battler and lifts him to his feet, Battler being as reluctant as he can, making the simple task painful for his foe. Summers finally gets Battler to his feet, and is caught when Battler delivers an elbow to his temple, rolling over to his corner and tagging in Kendo.
Kerry: Here we go! Fresh man, and it’s none other than Chris Kendo, IWF Champion!
Josh: Things should really pick up now!
Kendo steps between the ropes, fresh, and races at Summers. Kendo turns him and unloads with a series of violent, sharp and quick kicks and punches to Summers, each one taking their toll. Summers stumbles backwards trying to block the attack, but Kendo remains unrelenting as he unloads with more punches to the face and neck of his challenger, knocking him into the empty corner and beating him down to a bruised pulp. Kendo, still on fire, turns and spots Charlie Wayne making it to one knee. Wayne spots Kendo, and quickly dives to his corner and tags in Mike Miller. Kendo and Mike both smile at each other and come face to face in the centre of the ring. They talk a little trash before Miller grabs Kendo and delivers a big upper cut, Kendo stumbles backwards and retaliates with a straight right hand. The impact knocks Miller off his feet, and it is now that Kendo goes to work on his challenger, delivering kick after kick to Miller’s ribs and stomach. Kendo stops and grabs Miller, hoisting him to his feet, however is countered by Mike. Mike grabs Kendo’s arms, breaks the hold, and grabs the champions head. He drops to a sitting position and cracks Kendo’s face onto his skull. Kendo stumbles backwards, as Mike gets to his feet. Miller races at Kendo and connects with a belly to belly suplex, throwing Kendo over to his corner. Wayne smirks as Miller grabs Summers, and whips him from the empty corner to his corner, as Summers slams into the turnbuckle, in dangerous territory.
Kerry: I knew this match was going to be great, but this is better than what I expected!
Summers holds his back as Mike hoists Kendo to his feet and whips him into Summers. Kendo slams into Summer’s back first, and remains in the corner as Miller races across the ring and hits a big time body splash on both men, sneakily tagging in Wayne at the same time. Kendo stumbles out from the corner and towards Mike, who connects with a Twist of Fate on him. Mike quickly gets out of the way, as Wayne grabs Summers and steps onto the second turnbuckle on the inside. He pauses for a moment, and follows up with a big time bull dog, driving Summers face first into Kendo. The crowd erupts as Mike and Charlie clap hands, and Mike exits the ring. Wayne hoists Summers to his feet and sets him up for a sling shot into the empty corner, and executes it. Summers’ head slams into the top turnbuckle, as he is sent backwards to Wayne, who rolls him up for a pin one … two … but no, Kendo just manages to pull Wayne off of the cover. Wayne, surprised and annoyed, hops to his feet, and grabs Kendo. He wraps his arms around Kendo’s waist, and connects with a german suplex, slamming him hard onto his back. Wayne keeps his arms locked, and hoists Kendo to his feet for a second suplex, and connects. The crowd jumps as Wayne keeps his arms locked still, and this time drags Kendo to his feet. Wayne manages to pop his hips and connects with a third german suplex, and lays on his back for a moment, catching his breath. Wayne finally makes it up to his feet, and turns his attention to Summers, and is super kicked in the face by KnicKy.
Kerry: Right in the face! Summers got the sneak tag with Wayne being busy with Kendo.
Josh: Smart move by Summers!
Wayne falls to his back as KnicKy grabs Kendo, and hoists him to his feet. With a sick smirk on his face, KnicKy delivers a left hand to the jaw of the champion, and connects with an Australian Slam. KnicKy covers Kendo quickly, but only receives a two count as Kendo gets his shoulder up. Wasting little time, KnicKy hops to his feet and grabs Wayne, who is showing signs of life, and drags him to the centre of the ring, hoisting him to his feet. With no warning, KnicKy connects with a 47-15 in the ring, and covers him. Miller senses the end and jumps to the top turnbuckle and dives into the air before the ref can make the one count, and dives at KnicKy. KnicKy spots the counter attack and rolls off Wayne, as Miller unintentionally lands on his partner. KnicKy jumps to his feet and is turns to hit a tilt a world back breaker on the approaching Aussie Battler. Battler holds his lower back as he rolls to the corner. Miller checks on Wayne and rolls him to the ropes, quickly turning his attention to KnicKy. KnicKy is grabbed by Miller, and he connects with two straight right hands, knocking KnicKy back on his feet. The momentum is short lived however, as Summer sneaks into the ring and connects with a german suplex on Mike. Mike lands high on his head, and rolls out of the ring to the outside, as Summers and KnicKy grab Kendo. Kendo makes a last effort attempt, and unloads with punches to both KnicKy’s and Summers’ stomachs, but the numbers advantage plays its part, as both men deliver clubbing blows to the spine of the champion. Kendo buckles and falls to one knee, as Summers and KnicKy connect with a double vertical suplex on him, centre of the ring. KnicKy and Summers get to their feet, as Battler makes it back to his. Battler rushes up from behind KnicKy and delivers a clubbing blow to his spine, knocking him forward and to the outside. Battler quickly drives his foot into Summer’s stomach and buckles him over, and then goes after KnicKy.
Kerry: Looks like Aussie Battler still wants to settle his score with KnicKy Josh!
Josh: this could get ugly, Kerry!
Battler grabs KnicKy on the outside, and yells at him, before driving his knee into the ribs of his foe. KnicKy isn’t given time to recover, as Battler slams him head first into the barricade several times, following up by whipping him into the steel ring post. KnicKy stumbles and falls to the outside, holding his head as Battler stalks him, slowly. Miller, who has taken a short time to recover, plays dead as Battler grabs KnicKy in front of him, and drives him back first into the ring apron. At the time, Miller jumps to his feet and grabs Battler, and hits a back cracker on the outside. Battler yells in agony, as Mike makes it to his feet, limping a little. KnicKy, who had buckled over from the last attack, is grabbed by Mike, and has his head slammed into the steel steps by Miller. Miller rolls KnicKy into the ring, and slides in after him. Miller quickly hits a back cracker on Summers, who had been beating down Kendo with kicks, and drags Wayne over to KnicKy, draping an arm across him. Mike hops out of the ring and forces the referee to count. One … two …. But no, KnicKy gets his shoulder up. Mike, a little frustrated, steps back into the ring, and helps Wayne to their corner, still a little wobbly. Wayne tags in Miller, who climbs upto the top turnbuckle, and launches himself into the air at KnicKy. Mike connects with a big time Air Extreme, his finishing manouever, and drives his leg across the throat of KnicKy. KnicKy rolls away from Mike a few times, holding his throat, as Mike gets to his feet looking for a cover. Kendo, who has made it to unsteady feet, is taken down when Miller connects with a super kick to his jaw, before covering KnicKy one … two ….. but again no, KnicKy gets his shoulder up, just. Mike, frustrated beyond belief, gets to his feet, and examines the carnage inside and outside of the ring. Spotting Battler, who has made it to the apron, Mike races at him with a sliding drop kick. Battler dodges the attack and forces Mike to slide out of the ring.
Kerry: Could this go on much longer Josh! All these men must be hurting!
Josh: I think we might see the end soon Kerry, but who will pick up the win!?
Battler and Mike begin to exchange blows, as Kendo makes it up to his feet once more. Kendo, on spaghetti legs, turns and grabs Matt Summers, who has been on the mat under the ropes for some time. Summers, a lifeless mess, gets to his feet and is taken down the most violent way Kendo knows how, with a swinging DDT. Kendo again climbs to his feet and spots KnicKy on the mat still, and turns to see Battler and Mike fighting it out at the bottom of the ramp. Kendo turns to check on Wayne, who has made it to the top turnbuckle, and is taken by surprise as he dives into the air at Kendo. Wayne looks for a cross body, but using his momentum, Kendo successfully counters with a hard hitting samoan drop, centre of the ring. Kendo climbs to his feet once more, and kicks the hell out of Wayne, before rolling him to the outside, and turning his attention to KnicKy. Kendo smiles a little as KnicKy makes it to one knee in the corner. Kendo looks at the crowd, who are strongly behind him, before he makes his way over to KnicKy. Kendo hoists KnicKy to his feet and is suddenly caught off guard as KnicKy grabs the champion and unloads with three quick, disturbing head butts. Kendo stumbles back to the middle of the ring, as KnicKy rushes him. Kendo, not willing to go down easily, snaps KnicKy with a right hand to the chest, the impact stopping him in his tracks, as Kendo follows up with several rights and lefts to the chest and stomach. With KnicKy unsteady, Kendo takes him down with a big, straight right hand to the jaw, the impact snapping KnicKy’s head to the side, and in turn knocking him to his back.
Kerry: And THAT’S why he is the IWF Champion Josh!
Josh: You’re damned right Kerry. That right hand looked like it hurt!
Kendo reaches down to grab KnicKy, but is grabbed instead by Mike Miller, the third legal man in the match. Mike quickly hits a Twist of Fate on Kendo, and covers him one …. Two …… but no, Kendo just gets his shoulder up. Mike climbs back to his feet, and is taken down by Matt Summers, who is unsteady on his feet. Summers almost falls off his feet after knocking Mike to the mat, but grabs Kendo, and attempts to drag him to his feet. Summers talks a little trash to him before connecting with his finisher, his version of the Canadian Destroyer, the Australian Destroyer. Summers rolls to the ropes, almost dead without energy, as Kendo, Miller and KnicKy all lay motionless in the ring. Mike and KnicKy are the first to show signs of life, as both men get to their feet, and shake the cob webs loose. KnicKy spots Mike before Mike spots him, and approaches him quickly. He grabs Mike and connects with a back cracker, and shoves him over to the side, as KnicKy stands, and looks at the prone Kendo for a moment. KnicKy however is taken down when Battler makes his presence felt once more, grabbing KnicKy from behind, and hitting a DDT centre of the ring. Battler grabs Kendo and drags him across KnicKy for a cover, one …. Two ….. but again no, KnicKy gets his shoulder up. Battler, outraged that they didn’t pick up the win, grabs KnicKy and drags his lifeless body to his feet. Battler stands him in the centre of the ring, and races off into the ropes looking for his finisher, the Running Boomerang. KnicKy manages to duck the violent attack, and in a flash sets up Battler for his finisher, the down Under DDT. He connects, and drives Battler into the canvas face first, and nearly knocks him out. KnicKy, running off pure adrenalin, climbs back to his feet and talks a little bit of trash to Battler, when Kendo grabs him from behind. Kendo turns him and throws a right hand, but KnicKy ducks the attack, and quickly hits the 47-15 on him, centre of the ring. KnicKy pounces on Kendo and hooks both legs for the one … two …… three.
Winners of the match, via pinfall: Matt Summers and KnicKy.
Post Match. KnicKy gets to his feet and raises his hands in celebration as his music roars throughout the crowd, but the celebration is short lived. Mike Miller grabs KnicKy from behind and hits a second back cracker on him, and gets to his feet unloading with stiff right boots. KnicKy is beaten to a pulp, and shoved from the ring as Battler climbs back to his feet. Mike spots Battler and grabs him, but Battler sneaks in a right elbow. Mike buckles over, and Battler connects with two head butts before Charlie Wayne grabs him, and hits a german suplex. Battler goes down, and rolls from the ring, as Charlie checks n Miller. Mike smirks at Wayne, and shoves him to the side, spearing the approaching Matt Summers. Mike and Wayne both pull Summers to his feet and lift him into the air for a double vertical suplex, and drop him down together on the still prone Kendo. The crowd roars with excitement as Mike kicks Kendo from the ring, and Wayne kicks Summers from the ring. Mike grabs Wayne’s hand and raises it in the air as the crowd goes nuts, until finally Mike turns to Wayne, and connects with a violently short armed clothes line. The crowd instantly goes quiet as Mike grabs Wayne, and hoists him to his feet. With Charlie still unaware of what happened, Mike grabs him and connects with his finisher, the Extreme Daze, in the centre of the ring. Mike laughs a little as he climbs to his feet and walks around the unconscious Charlie Wayne, as the crowd slowly starts to let out boos.
Kerry Lane: Thank you for joining us for this episode of Impace tune in next week for more development of whats going on with Mike Miller.
Credit to Knicky, Montana and myself.