Montana
Guest
Welcome to the jungle we've got fun and games
We got everything you want honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money honey we got your disease
CHORUS:
In the jungle, Welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to your knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed
James Kash turning on Monday Night Mayhem and helping Hardcore Impact pick up the win at Collision Course and than James Kash, Montana, and Slash turning on Hardcore Impact and the forming of The Mobb
Welcome to the jungle we take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed but it's the price to pay
And you're a very sexy girl that's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights but you won't get there for free
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
OOh, I wanna hear you scream
Welcome to the jungle it gets worse here every day
Ya learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you hunger for what you see you'll take it eventually
You can have everything you want but you better not take it from me
CHORUS
And when you're high you never ever wanna come down
so sown, so down, so down....YEAH
Knicky turning on Kassidy in the Extreme Elimination Chamber match at Holiday Havok.
You know where you are?
you're in the jungle baby...you're gonna DIEEE
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
fell my, my, my serpentine
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to you
its gonna bring you down....HA!!
Than a video plays of everything that happened at Over The Edge from Chris Kendo winning The Rumble to Montana destroying Devastating Dominick in the three stages of hell match up to the arrest of MJ, Knicky, and Kassidy.
We got everything you want honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money honey we got your disease
CHORUS:
In the jungle, Welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to your knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed
James Kash turning on Monday Night Mayhem and helping Hardcore Impact pick up the win at Collision Course and than James Kash, Montana, and Slash turning on Hardcore Impact and the forming of The Mobb
Welcome to the jungle we take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed but it's the price to pay
And you're a very sexy girl that's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights but you won't get there for free
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
OOh, I wanna hear you scream
Welcome to the jungle it gets worse here every day
Ya learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you hunger for what you see you'll take it eventually
You can have everything you want but you better not take it from me
CHORUS
And when you're high you never ever wanna come down
so sown, so down, so down....YEAH
Knicky turning on Kassidy in the Extreme Elimination Chamber match at Holiday Havok.
You know where you are?
you're in the jungle baby...you're gonna DIEEE
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
fell my, my, my serpentine
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to you
its gonna bring you down....HA!!
Than a video plays of everything that happened at Over The Edge from Chris Kendo winning The Rumble to Montana destroying Devastating Dominick in the three stages of hell match up to the arrest of MJ, Knicky, and Kassidy.
Kerry Lane: You are here, This is hardcore Impact and we are fresh off of Hardcore Impact, and ladies and Gentleman, Chris Kendo is still the IWF Champion. We saw a classic matchup between Knicky and Aussie Battler. We saw Mike Miller defeat and Injure Charlie Wayne in the process. Ryan Bryne held onto his Xtreme Title, and believe it or not Charlie Titan Is your new #1 contender after going through all four members of the Riot.
Josh Hart: Hardcore Hell was incredible, match of the year candidates all over the place. Tonight we will see a one on one rematch between The Crow and Blonde Diesel. They tore down the house with an incredible opening match.
Kerry Lane: That’s right, that’s not all that’s going on here tonight. We have a huge tag team tournament here tonight, and we will crown some new #1 contenders to the Tag Team championship, because the Crypt is no more. Cahan Malone and MJ Doyle took them out for good at Hardcore Hell.
Josh Hart: Bruce Page is already in the ring to make some announcements.
Bruce Page: I just want to thank everyone for making Hardcore Hell 2007 a tremendous success. But im focused on tonight. Tonight we have 16 scheduled to compete. Charlie Wayne was scheduled to compete, but he was injuried at the hands of Mike Miller and will not be here tonight. In the first round first bracket, None other than Chris Kendo and Paul Thunder will take on The Outkast Kid, and a mystery partner.
For the first round sound bracket, Vic Noreaga and CMS team up to take on Maniac and the Prototype!
The Third bracket will feature the teams of Atrocity and Death taking on Marcus Marshall and Chris Styles.
And the fourth and final Bracket will feature the team of Matt Summers and Tyrus Jake take on Mike Miller and Ryan Bryne!!!!
Those matchups will be incredible. Next up I want to talk about the new #1 contender Charlie Titan. Over his stay with the IWF Charlie has done nothing but impress me, and in the near future Charlie Titan will have his chance to shine.
Headstrong by Trapt hits the speakers, as KnicKy and Matt Summers makes their way out onto the stage. Looking focused, he stops at the top of the stage and loosens his wrists and neck, as fireworks shoot off behind him. KnicKy makes his way down the ramp way, and steps into the ring. He makes his way to the far turnbuckle and raises his arms in the air, yelling with intensity at the crowd, before hopping back into the centre of the ring.
Matt Summers: Hold on a damn minute here Bruce Page. Did that stupid MMA match really count? I mean, this is pro wrestling, NOT Mixed Martial arts, as far as im concerned Im still the #1 contender.
Knicky: One minute there, Summers. Not to step over you or anything, but the last time I checked my name was KNICKY, aka the greatest wrestler this company has ever seen. IF anyone should be the #1 contender it should be ME!
Bruce Page: Actually Niether of you guys won one match at Hardcore hell, how about you tell the IWF Champ and Charlie Titan why you deserve to be #1 contender!
Ladies and Gentlemen by Saliva hits the arena. Dark Purple and White pyros blast off lightly, Kendo and Titan stand at the top of the ramp, hoodie on with the hood over his head, looking down. He then walks down the ramp, claps the fans hands, slides into the ring, pulls off his hoodie and throws it into the crowd.
Charlie Titan: In case you two jackasses didn’t know this is a wrestling show, not a soap opera, so if you think you can beat me, how about we fight right now!
Chris Kendo: That’s right, Matt Summers I’m tired of making you my Bitch!
The fans pop for kendo showing some emotion.
Chris Kendo, If you guys want this, you gotta prove it in there.
Knicky: Well guess what you low life Americans. I just happen to have the night off, and last time I checked, Matt Summers and Chris Kendo are scheduled to compete in a tag tourney, so how about ME and Charlie Titan go at it, ONE ON One, for tonight’s main event???
Bruce Page: Charlie you don’t have to do this, you just wrestled four matches on Sunday.
Charlie Titan looks around at all the fans chanting “Charlieâ€
Charlie Titan: Bruce Page, I feel fine, and tonight, it will be an honor to kick your ass knicky!
Knicky: Good Luck kid….thats all I wanted.
Bruce Page: Its settled tonight, Knicky will face off against Charlie Titan in a blockbuster show down.
Kerry Lane: Tonight is going to be incredible, Stay Tuned!!!!!
***Commercia***
The camera opens up in the Riots locker room where MJ’s face is seriously red.
MJ: What the hell was that guys??? The problem is you guys aren’t getting the job done. We had Charlie Titan right where we wanted him and failed.
CMS: MJ, relax, we got this.
MJ: NO CMS, we obviously DON’T. I don’t know where your guys heads are at, but im going to something I should have done a long long time ago.
Marcus Marshall: What the hell are you talking about MJ, the problem is , we have ZERO team work. Talon Storm comes and goes as he pleases, MJ cant wrestle a lick. CMS is good, but he has zero experience, and myself has been getting screwed over by Page. Just cause I lost one match, doesn’t mean im not a star anymore. Hell, I beat Charlie Titan in a singles match a few weeks ago. Marcus Marshall is doing great, it’s the Riot that’s doin bad.
MJ: Blah Blah Blah, I gotta make a call.
Hello, how are you doing sir.
Yes, Yes, how did you know I would call?
We need you back.
(pauses)
Don’t worry about a thing, Ill take care of it.
The camera goes back to atop the stage.
Kerry Lane: Wow, MJ Is looking to make the Riot even stronger???
Josh Hart: They gotta regroup after Hardcore Hell or they will self implode.
Kerry Lane: Lets get this show on the road. The competitors are already in the ring.
Chris Kendo + Paul Thunder
Vs.
The Outkast Kid.
Vs.
The Outkast Kid.
Chris Kendo is offering Paul Thunder some last minute advice as The Outkast Kid doesn’t have a partner. He goes over to the side of the ring, and ask for a microphone.
TOK: You may not know me, yet. I was born on a island. I stayed their my whole life. I don’t talk to other people. I don’t have any friends, no one to discuss my problems. Nobody, but you know what eases my pain, do ya? Its winning. Everytime I win a match I feel alive. But then I go back into my myself and my personnel demons. Now Charlie Wayne was supposed to be my partner but things have changed. Bruce Page has given me 24 hours to select a partner. At first I didn’t want a partner, but this may be a new beginning for TOK. I am going someone that lives in the ground. Someone that no one cares about either. Someone who has been there, when you haven’t seen him. Somone who see’s through the eyes of a blind person. I am talking about this man!
Pulse of The Maggots by Slipknot hits the arena as the lights go dim and revolving police lights flash through the arena as fog fills the stage and the ramp. Fire emits from the stage as Maggot steps through and stares at the crowd in a possessed manner. Maggot than continues his way down to the ring.
Jessica Lock: Standing in at six feet and six inches weighing in at two hundred and seventy pounds from Des Moines, Iowa, “The Maggot†Michael Taylor
Kerry Lane: What the hell?????? We haven’t seen him since he lost the Xtreme Championship.
Josh: This is a very unholy alliance.
Kerry Lane; They are taking on the IWF Champion Chris Kendo and Paul Thunder in the first round. This return could be over before we know it.
Bell Rings: as Chris Kendo and TOK start it off. Both men are exchanging punches in the ring. TOK is going toe to toe with the champ, until kendo does a nasty head butt. Kendo now wrestles TOK to the ground and goes for a quick pin attempt but TOK kicks out at one. TOK makes his way back up and him and Kendo lock up. TOK pushes Kendo back, but kendo reverse and attempts a german suplex, but TOK blocks it. Out of no where, The Maggot charges in the ring and clotheslines the hell outta kendo. They double stomp Kendo for a few seconds until the referee forces the maggot to exit the ring. TOK now locks on a camel Clutch. He pulls back as kendo makes it to the ropes. TOK locks on a armbar as he tags in the maggot who climbs up to the top rope, to drop a double ax handle off the top onto Kendos arm. Kendo tries to fight back with his good arm, but a fresh Maggot is too much. The maggot sends Chris Kendo to the corner daring him to tag in Paul Thunder. Chris Kendo tags him in and says go get him. Kendo holds him arm on the outside, as Thunder charges in at Maggot and is caught with a big boot. TOK goes around on the outside to attack Chris Kendo. The maggot is now choking Thunder as the referee counts to five. Maggot now picks Thunder up for a powerbomb, which turns into a backbreaker. TOK throws Kendo into the guardrail. The Maggot goes for the cover 1…………2………….3
Jessica: Winner and advancing to the semifinals; the team of the Outkast Kid and the Maggot.
Kerry: Who would have thought, the IWF Champion is eliminated in the first round. I bet that’s a sign of relieve for a lot of guys in the back.
Josh: There is still a lot of big names and great teams left in this tourney.
Kerry: Lets go backstage to Carl.
Carl Long: Hey guys, Im back, with my favorite guest, yes still Xtreme Champ Ryan Bryne.
Ryan Bryne: Yes, Carl Long….The Dumbest member of the IWF Staff, what brainbuster questions do you got this week.
Carl: Well I don’t have any questions, but I wanted to give you a fair warning.
Ryan: Warning?? What are you talking about?
Carl Long: You tell him Bruce!
Carl acts all tough as Bruce Page steps out of no where into the picture.
Bruce Page: Ryan Bryne we are sick of your backstage pranks. Its clear we aren’t giving you a big enough challenge in the ring, so consider yourself warned, as I plan to throw the best in the world at cha. Tough guy.
***Commercial ****
Kerry Lane: You ready for another first round matchup?
Josh: Oh hell yeah, this should be a good match, The team of Vic Noreaga and CMS team up to take on The Maniac and The Prototype. Two veterans taking on two rookies in their debut.
Vic Noreaga + CMS vs Maniac and the Prototype.
The match starts off with with Vic Noreaga and CMS arguing over who is goin to start the match before Vic Noreaga tells CMS to take a seat and watch. Noreaga and Maniac start it off. Maniac is pumped for his debut match as noreaga charges in and bulldozes him with a big time clothesline. Noreaga picks him up and begins to choke him in the corner. He then unloads several right hands and pulls him out of the corner. Vic picks him up and plants him with a big chokeslam. Vic makes the cover. 1…….2………..3
Winner: Vic Noreaga + CMS
Carl Long: OH man, all hell is breaking loose back here and the Crow and Blonde Diesel are going at it tooth and nail back here. The Crow apparently jumped Diesel to gain revenge. Bruce Page has sent the crow home as Diesel is getting taking to the backstage doctors. It looks like this match will be moved to next week.
***Commercial ***
Kerry Lane: Blonde Diesel and The Crow can’t seem to keep their hands off each other.
Josh: Next week will be explosive when they are both back in the building.
Kerry Lane: Next up the team of Death and Atrocity will take on Marcus Marshall and Chris Styles.
Death + Atrocity vs Marcus Marshall + Chris Styles
Death starts off the match with Chris Styles who doesn’t want any part of death. Death slowly walks towards Chris Styles who looks around and tries to tag in marcus, who jumps off the apron. Death grabs ahold of Chris styles and slams him to the mat. Death bounces off the ropes and leaps up and drops down a big leg drop. Death goes for a cover, but Styles kicks out. Perhaps he should have stayed down. Death now runs him thumb across his neck as he picks up styles for a tombstone. 1………2……..3
Jessica: Winner of the match and moving onto the semifinals, Death and Atrocity.
Kerry: This was a quick as Death has had a impressive debut.
Josh: I hear Aussie Battler is backstage, lets here what he has to say….do we have too??
Aussie Battler: Hey guys, as most of you seen last Sunday, me and knicky went to draw. Well I know Knicky is a legend, But I want a rematch at any cost. Isee Knicky is trying to move onto other things, but im still here. I want a rematch. You can’t beat me, you never could be me. Im the #1 Australian wrestler in the world. So I’m putting the challenge out there if Knicky is man enough to accept.
***Commercial***
Kerry: next up is the last match in the first round. The team of Matt Summers and Tyrus Jake will face off against Mike Miller and Ryan Bryne.
Matt Summers + Tyrus Jake vs Mike Miller + Ryan Bryne
Ryan Bryne and matt Summers start off the match. Both men lock up with Matt Summers pushing Bryne to the mat and flexing to the crowd. Bryne gets up and goes and running drop kick to Summers that sends him to mat. Bryne quickly gets and does a rolling tunder, Ryan goes for the cover 1………….2……….kick out. Its going to take more than that to beat Matt Summers. Summers is slow to get up and Bryne leaps off the ropes with a spring board clothesline. Bryne makes another cover, 1……………….2………kick out. Ryan Bryne quickly goes to the rope and leaps off with a cross body block, but Summers leaps up and drops kicks him off the top onto the floor. Now all four men are brawling on the outside as the referee counts away. Finally Summers and Bryne enter back in. Matt Summers lock in a figure four leg lock as Ryan is in the middle of the ring. After about 30 seconds ryan is about to give up, and Mike Miller charges in, and double stomps Matt Summers. Miller goes back to the corner and awaits a tag, as both men are down crawling over to the corners. Miller and Jake are tagged as Miller charges in but quickly backs away when seeing the size of Jake. Mike goes for a quick drop kick to the knee as jake tries to shake it off. Mike goes behind and attempts a german suplex, but can’t get the big man over. Jake turns around and stomps miller and bounces off the ropes and connects with a big boot. Jake goes for the cover, 1……….2…….kick out. That was a long 2 count as the team of miller and Bryne are still in this. I think Miller is bleeding, Miller crawl to the corner as the referee checks on him. Ryan Bryne slides in with a chair, and clobbers Jake in the back of the head as it has no affect on him, Bryne hits him again, as this time Jake is dizzy. Summers chases Bryne to the outside, as Miller rolls up jake for the 1…………..2…………3
Jessica: Your winners, Mike Miller and Ryan Bryne!!!!
Kerry: Man, what a match, we will be back folks.
***Commercial ***
Josh: We are back, and Knicky gets his hands around Charlie Titan scrawny little neck now!
Kerry: What?? Charlie Titan is going to show you why he’s the #1 contender.
*********The Main Event **********
Knicky vs Charlie Titan
Knicky vs Charlie Titan
The match starts off with great chain wrestling back and forth with lots of armbars, reversals, and take downs. Charlie goes for a quick rolls up, but knicky kicks out. Knicky is furious at Titan and begins to talk trash. Knicky Is on face to face with titan as he is pointing the finger at Titan as Titan slaps him as hard as he can. The slap heard round the world, sends the arena into a riot as Knicky has a big red handprint on his face. Knicky charges in, but titan takes him over with a drop toe hold. Titan floats over with a headlock, as knicky tries to get out of it. Charlie Titan brings him up and sings him into the ropes, knicky walks right into a exploder suplex as Titan hooks the leg for the 1……….2……….kick out.
Kerry Lane: Man that was close!
Charlie titan now picks up knicky for a backbreaker. Up and down. Knicky is now waving to the back. Charlie Titan see’s him doin so, and locks on a sleeper hold. After about 30 seconds, Knicky flips him over as both men are down. Matt Summers is seen walking down the ramp, with a towel and bottle of water. He is now up on the ringside, apron. The Referee demands him to get down as titan attempts a superkick on Knicky, but he ducks and levels the referee. Matt Summers comes in and spears Titan. Summers picks him up and drops him on his head with a brian buster. The place erupts when it see’s the Aussie Battle charge down, as he is fighting off both Knicky and Summers. Charlie crawls over to the corner. The referee is regaining his sense as battler goes to spear knicky but missing and smashes Titan to the mat. The referee is up and battler and summers crawl to the outside. Knicky now grabs titan and hits the 47-15. For the 1……….2…………3
Kerry: Wait and damn minute, Titan foot is on the rope, the referee didn’t see it.
Josh: Knicky won, Knicky won, Say hello to your new #1 contender
Kerry: No no no, this cant happen. Referee!!!! Look at the REPLAY!!!! REF!!!!
Josh: Shut up Kerry, Knicky has exited the ring, and is grabbing a microphone.
Knicky: Thanks Charlie, back down to the bottom on the roster, where you belong. And since I got some stroke around here, I want to cash in my title shot at BLAZE OF GLORY August 26th!
Bruce Page comes out atop the ramp.
Knicky: Dammit Page, Go back in your cave. I don’t have anything to say to you. You seen it.
Bruce Page: Knicky, know your role, and shut your mouth. Yeah you may have pulled a fast one, but i still don’t consider you the #1 one contender, so heres what im going to do. Next week in that very Ring. It will be
Knicky
Vs.
Aussie Battler
Vs.
Matt Summers
Vs.
Charlie Titan!!!!!!
Winner will face off against Chris Kendo at Blaze of Glory!