Hardcore Impact -[England Tour]- Night 1

[Kaptain KnicKy]

Welcome to the jungle we've got fun and games


We got everything you want honey, we know the names

We are the people that can find whatever you may need

If you got the money honey we got your disease


CHORUS:
In the jungle, Welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to your knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed


James Kash turning on Monday Night Mayhem and helping Hardcore Impact pick up the win at Collision Course and than James Kash, Montana, and Slash turning on Hardcore Impact and the forming of The Mobb


Welcome to the jungle we take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed but it's the price to pay
And you're a very sexy girl that's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights but you won't get there for free
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
OOh, I wanna hear you scream


Welcome to the jungle it gets worse here every day
Ya learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you hunger for what you see you'll take it eventually
You can have everything you want but you better not take it from me


CHORUS


And when you're high you never ever wanna come down
so sown, so down, so down....YEAH


Knicky turning on Kassidy in the Extreme Elimination Chamber match at Holiday Havok.


You know where you are?
you're in the jungle baby...you're gonna DIEEE
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
fell my, my, my serpentine
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to you
its gonna bring you down....HA!!


Than a video plays of everything that happened at Over The Edge from Chris Kendo winning The Rumble to Montana destroying Devastating Dominick in the three stages of hell match up to the arrest of MJ, Knicky, and Kassidy.​

Kerry Lane: Welcome ladies and Gentleman to what many are calling Hardcore Impact’s defining moments. Its been a long road, but the IWF has finally travelled to merry old England.

Josh: That’s right, after over one year, The IWF is finally traveling outside the US, because the fans demanded it. They wanted the IWF, and Bruce Page and the rest of the IWF has come together to give the fans a Super Card of the likes they’ve never seen.

Kerry: You Couldn’t be more Josh. You want to talk about Blockbuster matchups, How about the IWF Champion Chris Kendo taking on Matt Summers in a no DQ match? Or Charlie Wayne finally gets his hands on Mike Miller. All that’s tomorrow!

Josh: What about tonight Kerry. You got the best wrestler in the world, Knicky going up against one of the biggest thugs in pro wrestling Vic Noreaga. And who can forget the main event tonight. We will see Charlie Titan going one on one with Marcus Marshall of the Riot.

Kerry: Its doesn’t get any bigger than that. Well folks lets get down to action.

Josh: Oh wait, Knicky is coming down to the ring.

Knicky stomps his way down to the ring, steps in between the middle ropes and stares at the thousands and thousands in attendance. The Fans Boo him and chant “Please don’t talk”

Knicky: In the United States, I expected this but in Europe you guys don’t know nothing about wrestling. Yeah, that’s right. I said Wrestling. How many great wrestlers come from England….. Got an answer. Try zero. Just like all of you people are Zero’s. You want come out here and Boo me, but in reality IM THE REASON why Hardcore Impact is nothing International. That’s right, you jackasses. You see, I know you fans can at least read, so that you know im the Longest Reigning Undisputed Champ ever!

No one in the States can beat me. AND certainly nobody in this rat hole of England can beat. In fact I brought something real special with me I wanted to show all you fans here.

Knicky reached inside his sport coats jacket and pulls out a piece of paper.

Knicky: YOU SEE THIS!!! This is why I have a big Smile on my face.

You wanna know what it is??

Are you sure???


It’s a first class plane ticket to get the hell outta here THURSDAY NiGHT after this show. I don’t stand you people. You talk funny to me. You too god damn arrogant for your own good.

But I got business to handle tonight. No its not the Aussie Battler, the retarted Australian. I swear he’s the only one. The rest are as Intelligent as me and Matt Summers. Its Vic Noreaga. Yeah, the worlds most dangerous man, Vic Norega. Well Vic, Its brains over brawn. You cant intimidate me. When you get a championship around your waist, THEN WE CAN TALK. IM OUT.

Kerry: Yes folks, Knicky is still a jerk.

COMMERCIAL

Curse of the Pharoah by Merciful Fate palys through the PA system and surprisingly its almost all cheers for Thoth who walks down the ramp carrying a staff with a gold cobra head on the end and wearing a mask made to resemble the head of an Ibis which he removes in the ring.

Jessica Lock: Standing in at six feet and three inches weighing in at two hundred and thirty-five pounds from Duat, Thoth!

The lights fade as "You Dont Know" hits the speakers and TOK walks out onto the stage. Smoke covers the stage area as sparks fall from above. TOK gets to center stage when he acts as if hes shooting an RPG at the ring when the ring engulfs in flames(Kane-esque) and fireworks explode in unison. He then struts down to the ring pointing at the fans as pyros erupt as he gets to them along the walk-way to the ring. TOK enters the ring and climbs on the ropes as more pyros explode from above the ring at brief intervals as they circle the ring as they fall. TOK then takes a seat on the top turnbuckle awaiting his opponent.

Jessica: In the ring standing in at six feet two inches and weighing in tonight at two-hundred and sixty-five pounds, from Daytona Beach, Florida - The Outkast Kid!

The Outkast Kid V Thoth​

Bell Sounds. Both men race at each other and begin to unload with blow after blow. TOK quickly gains control and whips Thoth into the ropes, taking him down with a running clothesline. Thoth gets to his feet quickly from the blow and rushes at an aware TOK, ducking a following clothesline, and hitting a neck breaker, centre of the ring. Thoth climbs to his feet and stomps away at TOK, hoisting him to his feet and tossing him into the corner. Thoth hits three kicks to the midsection and drags him to the centre of the ring, hitting a powerful shoulder breaker, followed up by a DDT. Thoth hooks the inside leg 1 … 2 … but no, TOK gets his shoulder up with power.

Kerry: Its going to take more than that to keep him down, tonight!

Thoth pulls TOK to his feet and whips him across the ring, as TOK bounces off the ropes Thoth lowers him head, and TOK takes advantage. TOK steps up to and in front of Thoth and hits a back breaking power bomb. The crowd goes silent as TOK covers him, but only gets 1 … 2… Thoth climbs to his feet, holding his lower back as TOK races off into the ropes. Thoth turns and is speared, almost being broken in two as TOK connects with a spear. Wanting to end it, TOK grabs Thoth and hoists him to his feet, and connects with The End, a modified Jackhammer. TOK connects with it, and covers Thoth hooking both legs 1…2….3.
Winner of the match, via pinfall: The Outkast Kid.

The lights go black and yellow and yellow is flashing over the ramp when “famous” by Puddle of Mudd hits the speakers and Blond Diesel emerges from the back and gives the stink eye to the crowd. He rubs his hands through his hair and punches the ramp as a fireworks display erupts. He walks towards the ring nodding to the beat of the music and smiles at the viewers in the front row before grabbing the rope and jumping over it into the ring. He then makes his way to the turnbuckle and climbs up to the tope rope and is trash talking before rubbing his hair again and suddenly performs a backflip off the top rope, landing on his feet. He stands there only focussed on what’s ahead of him.

Jessica: In the ring standing at 6 feet tall and weighing in at 205 pounds hailing from Baltimore, Maryland it is Blonde Diesel!

“Bodies” by drowning pool hits as Anthony Adams comes out from the back and stops at the middle of the ramp to pose and doesn’t acknowledge the crowd as he continues down the ramp, and into the ring before posing again on the top rope.

Jessica: And his opponent standing at 6 feet, 245 pounds… Anthony Adams!

Josh: My money’s on Diesel, after his interview last weeks he’s impressed me!
Kerry: I think both of these two are despicable human beings and don’t deserve to be here with attitudes like that.
Josh: Yeah well you’re a despicable human being but there’s no getting rid of you!

While Adams is still on the turnbuckle Diesel approaches him and pounds him in the back a few times before setting him up for a powerbomb and sends him crashing onto the mat with a huge sound echoing through the arena!

Kerry: See there was no need for that and the match hasn’t even started!
Josh: Zip it, this is entertainment at it’s finest!

Blonde Diesel vs. Anthony Adams​

Bell rings: Diesel rubs his hands through his hair and waits for Adams to get up but he won’t get up after the huge knock he took from the powerbomb. Diesel loses his patience and pulls Adams up by his hair and is holding him up until he lets go of him and he falls onto the ropes, Diesel then runs towards Adams and clotheslines him over the top rope, also sending himself over. Both men get up from the arena floor. Adams is still worse off as he moves towards Diesel, who smacks him in the mouth with a slap right in his mouth. Adams explodes with rage and hits several rapid low kicks to Diesel’s leg and shin before knocking him to the floor with a step-up enziguiri. He rolls Diesel back into the ring and is waiting for him on the apron and as he gets up he springboards…

Josh: This is his famous springboard tornado DDT…
Kerry: Famous? You’re speaking like this is a veteran’s finisher.

He leaps off the rope as Diesel gets up and is just about to hit him but Diesel ducks and Adams maintains his pace as he rebounds off the ropes past, Diesel and is making more speed as he runs and hits diesel with a huge running knee to the head! Adams places his foot on Diesel’s face and slides it across, damaging Diesel’s nose and he repeats the move again and then stomps on his body. He continues his assault of Diesel until he goes for a pin. 1… kickout! Adams hops from side to side and Diesel gets back up and shoves Adams. Adams wipes off his chest and shoves Diesel back and they both grapple up. Adams headbutts Diesel and moves towards the corner but Diesel turns it around and throws Adams into the corner and is lacing non-stop chops across his chest! The ref finally pulls diesel off but Diesel shoves him out the way to go back to Adams. He hits even more chops but the ref pulls Diesel off but he takes advantage and pokes Adams in the eye and as Adams clutches his face diesel climbs the turnbuckle, sat on the top rope and grabs his head before jumping off and swinging Adams and sending his head crashing into the mat with his Diesel flash! He gets ready to pin Adams but instead pulls him back up and hits a powerful Diesel slam! He rolls Adams over so his back is on the mat and places his foot on his chest. 1… 2… 3!
Winner of the match, via pinfall: Blonde Diesel.

COMMERCIAL

***Xtreme Championship***
Tyrus Jake vs. Ryan Bryne​

Bell Rings: Tyrus Jake charges after Bryne and misses a big chop. Bryne continues to run as the big man follows him. Jake finally grabs Bryne by the hair and slams him down to the mat. Jake is now standing on Brynes neck with all of his body weight on him. The referee tries to get Jake off of his neck, as he continues to to choke him out. The referee was close to ringing the bell but Jake lifted his foot. Jake now drags Bryne to his feet as he picks him up for a two handed chokeslam. Jake raises his arms as the fans give him a mixed reaction. Jake now sets him up for a powerbomb, lifts him up and down. Jake goes for a early cover 1…….2……kick out

Kerry: That was a close two to start the match, again this is no dq.
Josh: Jake has to beat Bryne, not the other way around.

Jake mad about the slow count and goes outside looking for a chair. Jake is looking around and cannot find one so he tries to grabs a fans chair. The fan doesn’t want to give it up. Next thing Jake knows Bryne is doing a suidcide dive of the top rope as both men fly into the crowd. The fan now gives Bryne a the chair as he now waffles jake three times in the head. Bryne goes back into the ring with the chair as the fans boo. Whats this. Two men with ski masks attack Bryne with a baseball bat.

Kerry: What the hell is going on? Security????
Josh: Someone needs to stop this.

Both men are dressed in black leather coats with black ski mask on. Their hands have gloves on and no skin is showing. One of the men goes outside to grab the big man Tyrus Jake. They lay him so hes on the turnbuckle head dead, and they break a baseball bat over his head. Bryne is being choked out on the other side of the ring. This is uncalled for. The referee ducks out of the ring as he is afraid he is next. The Bell is called for a draw. The man with the mask steals a microphone and says:

“ You see this, No more mr. nice guy. I’ve worked too damn hard to take a backseat to anyone. Im sick of getting screwed over by backstage politics. You know how many title shots ive got? Try None, So until Ryan Bryne or Bruce Page or whomever gives me my title shot. I will continue to destroy the Hardcore Impact Locker Room”

Both men pull of their mask to reveal, Vic Norega and Tony Dumile.

Kerry Lane: By God, Noreaga is sick. I think he just ended the career of tyrus jake.
Josh: Im surprised to see Tony Dumile back. It seems Noreaga is much more focused when he is around

COMMERCIAL

Headstrong by Trapt hits the speakers, as KnicKy makes his way out onto the stage. Looking focused, he stops at the top of the stage and loosens his wrists and neck, as fireworks shoot off behind him. KnicKy makes his way down the ramp way, and steps into the ring. He makes his way to the far turnbuckle and raises his arms in the air, yelling with intensity at the crowd, before hopping back into the centre of the ring.

Jessica: In the ring, weighing in tonight at two hundred and twenty-five pounds, standing in at five foot ten inches, hailing from Brisbane Australia: KnicKy.

Grimey hits When the lyrics begin, Noreaga shoots out from behind the curtain and walks down to the ring looking at both sides of the arena, slides into the ring goes to all four corners and raises both arms into the air.

Jessica Lock: Standing in at six feet and one inch, weighing in at two hundred and sixty pounds, from Queens New York, Vic Noreaga

KnicKy V Vic Noreaga​

Bell Sounds. Both men circle the ring and lock up, as Vic pushes KnicKy into the corner. Vic breaks the lock up and drives his knee into the stomach of KnicKy several times, before whipping him across the ring into the turnbuckle. KnicKy stumbles out from the corner as Vic rushes him, but he ducks the running shoulder barge, and sends Vic crashing to the mat. Vic climbs to his feet and turns into KnicKy, who immediately hits a belly-to-belly suplex on him, throwing him over to the ropes. KnicKy hops to his feet and rushes over to Vic, and hits a running elbow drop on him. Vic rolls to the ropes and begins to pull himself up as KnicKy stalks him, slowly.

Kerry: KnicKy seems to have this one over already, Josh.

KnicKy grabs Vic as he stands and sets him up for the Down Under DDT, but Vic counters and flips over his shoulder, landing on his feet behind him. Vic sets up KnicKy for a cradle pile driver but he too counters that, and lands on his feet in front of Vic. KnicKy throws a big left hand at Vic, who ducks it and races off into the ropes. Vic bounces off the ropes and throws a wild clothesline at KnicKy, who ducks it and hits a devastating german suplex. KnicKy keeps his arms locked and hoists Vic to his feet for a second german, and connects with it. KnicKy pulls him to his feet for a third but Vic blocks it, and rolls up KnicKy for a sneak pin 1…2… but no, KnicKy rolls out and shifts his weight, rolling up Vic 1…2…. But no, Vic squirms out. Vic and KnicKy get to their feet and Vic throws a right hand at him, who sidesteps and grabs his hand, locking in the crippler cross face. KnicKy wrenches back and forces Vic to tap out.
Winner of the match, via submission: KnicKy.



Kerry Lane: Upcoming is the main event of Hardcore Impact Night 1!

Josh Hart: Yep, Riot member takes on Team Titan Member.

“Higher Ground” plays and black and blue lights come across the arena. As the guitars of the song comes in, Charlie Titan walks through the curtain and the fans cheer. He throws up a devil horn sign with both hands. In the middle of the entrance ramp, red pyro shoots out from the floor. He makes his way to the ring, jumps in and makes the devil horns sign in the middle of the ring. He then poses on the turnbuckles and ropes making a T sign with his arms.

Jessica Locke: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first from Queens, New York, weighing two hundred and thirty five pounds, Charlie Titan!

“Stink Fist” by Tool hits and Marcus Marshall comes out with smoke at the stage, than 4 flames goes off on each side of the ramp way as I walk down, goes in the ring and taunts the crowd. Marshall has a microphone in his hand.

Jessica Locke: His opponent from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at two hundred and thirty six pounds, Marcus Marshall!

Marcus Marshall: Now before we start this match I’d just like to say that Charlie, why even come out tonight? There’s no way you’re escaping with a victory and there’s no way you are going to be able to out last the Riot at Hardcore Hell. You see it’s a gauntlet match meaning you’ll have to go through each and every one of us until there is no more but let me tell you something the Riot never ends and there’s no end in site so be ready for the un expectable.

Marcus Marshall vs. Charlie Titan​

Bell rings: Both go to the center of the ring and lock up, they let go with their right hands and start punching each other like crazy. Marshall slaps in a headlock while Titan pushes him off the ropes, Marshall comes back with a shoulder block. Marshall quickly covers Titan 1…2…kick out, Marshall picks Titan up and raises him for a suplex, Marshall stalls and finally slams him down. Titan rolls onto his stomach and holds his back, Marshall delivers a stiff kick to the back of Titan. Titan falls flat on his back and Marshall stands over him while raising his arms in the air. Marshall bends down to Titan but Titan small packages him 1…2…kick out. Marshall stands up and charges at Titan but Titan back body drops Marshall onto the mat. Titan goes for a kick but Marshall catches it so Titan jumps up and nails a huge enziguri that knocks Marshall off his feet. Marshall stumbles up to his feet and Titan jumps up with a perfect hurricanrana, Titan holds on for the pin 1…2…kick out. Titan waits for Marshall to get up and kicks him in the mid section, Titan tries a DDT but Marshall shoves him back into the ropes, Marshall charges, full speed and clotheslines Titan over the top rope. Marshall follows Titan to the outside where he takes Titan by the head and tries to smash it against the ring post but Titan holds it and slams Marshall’s head against it which sends Marshall walking back a few steps. Titan sees this and runs at Marshall again, Marshall thinks quickly and slams Titan on the outside with a spinebuster. Titan is literally out, not moving, so Marshall drags him up and rolls him into the ring. Marshall rolls himself in the ring and pins Titan 1…2…Titan reaches his foot on the bottom rope. Marshall picks Titan up again but Titan fights out with some right hands to the stomach of Marshall, Titan hits a forearm to Marshall’s face that sends him across the ring and he tries to stand. When he’s up to his knees Titan hits a shining wizard and covers Marshall 1….2…Marshall just kicks out. Titan drags Marshall up to his feet and lifts him up for a Titan Driver, Marshall fights out and picks Titan up in a suplex. Marshall drops Titan on his feet and nails a neckbreaker. Marshall rolls over and covers Titan 1…2…kick out, they both stand and Marshall runs at Titan, Titan stops him in his tracks and hits a huge exploder suplex. Both guys are down and the ref starts counting them out 1….2….3….4….5…6…7...Marshall grabs the ropes to help him get up…8….9 Marshall stands and so does Titan.

Kerry Lane: These guys are running on empty.

Josh Hart: They’ve put their bodies through so much punishment, the conclusion of this match is sure to be interesting.

Marshall reaches a light right handed shot to the face of Charlie Titan, Titan returns with a punch of his own that connects a little harder than Marshall’s. Titan winds up and goes for a bigger right hand but Marshall ducks out and gets behind Titan and nails a back suplex. Marshall covers Titan 1…2…Titan kicks out and Marshall is livid, Marshall rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair. Marshall winds up with the chair but the ref pulls it away from him the ref throws the chair into the corner and both Marshall and Titan turn to the action. Titan stalks Marshall and puts him in position for the Icon Unleashed but when he throws him over Marshall lands on his feet and scoops Titan up, Marshall throws Titan around and hits a huge TKO. Marshall covers Titan in the middle of the ring 1…2…3
Winner of the match, via pinfall: Marcus Marshall.

Jessica Locke: Here is your winner, Marcus Marshall!

Kerry Lane: Marshall pulled one out tonight

Josh Hart: Yeah he, this is it for Night One, join us for Night Two!