As a die hard real American, today isn't just about gainin' our independence in the past, it should be about makin' sure we always have it. What a better way than to do that with rednecks blowin' off fireworks invented by the Commnunist Chinese(even if they weren't commnunist at the time it still applies).
And less beer than Canada day... Welcome to North Dakota where we have the highest average binge drinkin' rate in The United States because THERE IS NUTHIN' ELSE TO FUCKIN' DO.
Today every American should stand up, put their right hand over their heart and say FUCK THE NSA.
