Greatest Storyline Ever

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Quintastic One

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someone should join WWE
as a gimmick of a guy who hates Lousiana
and he comes out and makes jokes about Hurricane Katrina
and his trademark finisher can be the Hurricane-Rana
ROFL
*gasp*
grrr
or someone should come out
and hate illegal immigrants
and beat up Rey Mysterio in a "Loser Gets Deported" match
yeah
for sure
I have no idea
but it's a fun concept
especially since I get to do an angle where JTG hits on all the divas and they all turn him down because he's black
and then they all join up and have orgies with Kerwin White
because he's presumably white
then we have a JTG Vs. Kerwin White match
is a loser gets bleached match
then JTG will lose
and then come back 2 months later
under a Dead Michael Jackson gimmick
mwahahahahahaha
oh yeah
Jesus Christ was gonna debut too
and fight The Undertaker
in a crucifixion match
roflcopter
Jesus will lose
but he will come back from the dead in 3 days
on PPV
as the new owner of WWE
and force everyone into being Mormon
which will work perfectly into the Kerwin White angle
so he can have multiple wives
and JTG will rebel against Jesus
and say he aint really black
which will lead into JTG Vs. Jesus
in a winner gets to be Black again
JTG will win
and come back under "Black As Hell" JTG
its like a double pun
because he's feuding with Jesus
hehehehe
I know, I'm a genius
I'm posting this on IWF
 
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I've always thought Vince dropped the ball when he didn't go after the World Wildlife Federation for the WWF initial trademark controversy back in '02.

I always thought it'd have been funny to have someone dress up in a Giant Panda Suit and come out and be a smartass heel that hated on the WWE fans. And of course, it would have garnered amazing heat too (well at least in my mind, in reality it would have failed worse than Mike Knox)
 

Airfixx

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How a charity ever got the better of a billionaire in this world we currently live in still amazes me to this day.

More power to da Panda, yo!