Quotes are just words. Words that can be funny, inspirational and emotional. From Jerry The King Lawler and Jake The Snake Roberts to CM Punk and Chris Jericho. There is greatness to be found amongst the words spoken by the many faces of professional wrestling, that can make us laugh, cry and cheer. Quotes are landmarks in the ever growing nature of professional wrestling and make up the fibres that make this business so powerful.
This thread is about sharing these great quotes. Now I'm not talking about catchphrases like 'If you smell..' and 'Hell Yeah'. I'm thinking more one off one liners or monologues that trigger emotion and are iconic. Here are some that I think are pretty neat...
'If Shakespeare was alive today he would be writing wrestling shows.' Y2J
'I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. My addiction is wrestling.' CM Punk
'The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.' Jim Cornette
"I need to beat you, Rock. I need it more than anything you could ever imagine." Stone Cold Steve Austin
"It's Kane' Jim Ross
"Climb the ladder, kid! Make yourself famous!' Jim Ross
'What can I say? Chicks dig the mask' Kane
'I'm sorry, I love you' HBK
"I'm from Winnipeg you idiot!"
'Your destiny is what you make. It's the choices that you make. And for every choice, there's a consequence.' Triple H
'You will look into my eyes and you will know I am The Game and that I am that damn good!' Triple H
'As God is my witness, he is broken in half!' Jim Ross
"Just when they think they have the answers, I change the questions." Roddy Piper
'Whether you like it or not, learn to love it, because its the best thing going. Wooooo!' Ric Flair
'You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass.' Stone Cold
'Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.' Undertaker
'You know, all I ever wanted to do in my life was wrestle.' Eddie Guerrero
'Wrestlemania 30, right here in the Silverdome' Hulk Hogan
'We own this ring!' Daniel Bryan
'I have one pair of skinny jeans and I'm gonna wear them every week, just to piss you off' Batista
I will leave you with one of the best promos of all time...
'He put hard times on Dusty Rhodes and his family. You don't know what hard times are daddy. Hard times are when the textile workers around this country are outta work, they got 4 or 5 kids and they cant pay their wages, cant buy their food. Hard times are when the auto workers are out of work and they tell them go home, and hard times are when a man has worked at a job 30 years, 30 years they give him a watch kick him in the butt and say hey, a computer took your place daddy. Thats hard times, that's hard times, and Ric Flair, you put hard times on this country by takin' Dusty Rhodes out, that's hard time, and we all had hard times together. I admit I don't look like the athlete of today is supposed to look. My belly is just a little big. My hiney is just a little big, but brotha I'm bad and they know I'm bad'
So boys and girls, feel free to contribute with some cool and jazzy quotes. Redboy123@ out bitchez
This thread is about sharing these great quotes. Now I'm not talking about catchphrases like 'If you smell..' and 'Hell Yeah'. I'm thinking more one off one liners or monologues that trigger emotion and are iconic. Here are some that I think are pretty neat...
'If Shakespeare was alive today he would be writing wrestling shows.' Y2J
'I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. My addiction is wrestling.' CM Punk
'The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.' Jim Cornette
"I need to beat you, Rock. I need it more than anything you could ever imagine." Stone Cold Steve Austin
"It's Kane' Jim Ross
"Climb the ladder, kid! Make yourself famous!' Jim Ross
'What can I say? Chicks dig the mask' Kane
'I'm sorry, I love you' HBK
"I'm from Winnipeg you idiot!"
'Your destiny is what you make. It's the choices that you make. And for every choice, there's a consequence.' Triple H
'You will look into my eyes and you will know I am The Game and that I am that damn good!' Triple H
'As God is my witness, he is broken in half!' Jim Ross
"Just when they think they have the answers, I change the questions." Roddy Piper
'Whether you like it or not, learn to love it, because its the best thing going. Wooooo!' Ric Flair
'You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass.' Stone Cold
'Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.' Undertaker
'You know, all I ever wanted to do in my life was wrestle.' Eddie Guerrero
'Wrestlemania 30, right here in the Silverdome' Hulk Hogan
'We own this ring!' Daniel Bryan
'I have one pair of skinny jeans and I'm gonna wear them every week, just to piss you off' Batista
I will leave you with one of the best promos of all time...
'He put hard times on Dusty Rhodes and his family. You don't know what hard times are daddy. Hard times are when the textile workers around this country are outta work, they got 4 or 5 kids and they cant pay their wages, cant buy their food. Hard times are when the auto workers are out of work and they tell them go home, and hard times are when a man has worked at a job 30 years, 30 years they give him a watch kick him in the butt and say hey, a computer took your place daddy. Thats hard times, that's hard times, and Ric Flair, you put hard times on this country by takin' Dusty Rhodes out, that's hard time, and we all had hard times together. I admit I don't look like the athlete of today is supposed to look. My belly is just a little big. My hiney is just a little big, but brotha I'm bad and they know I'm bad'
So boys and girls, feel free to contribute with some cool and jazzy quotes. Redboy123@ out bitchez
