Welcome back one and all to a column that knows first hand how easy it is to get distracted when you are trying to get something you want to do done, my name is Wayne and you are now entering my world. Now I ask you loyal readers is it just me or does every now and again a wrestling show happens from which, beginning to end, brings to the forefront an issue that has been bugging you for a long time? Well that happened to me this week on Raw as for the entire show the WWE proved without a shadow of a doubt that they no longer care about their Championships.
It all started when in the second match of the night Kofi Kingston challenged Antonio Cesaro for the United States Championship. The first thing that crossed my mind was what did Kofi do to deserve a title shot? I mean Kofi’s good and all that and has been a worthy champion in the past but what had he done recently to deserve the shot? For the majority of 2013 Kofi has seemed little more than a jobber, in fact before the match with Cesaro he had not won a match on Raw this calender year. Just stop and let that sink in for a minute. Kofi Kingston, a man who in his entire career averages 3 wins out of every 5 matches, has not won a match on the biggest weekly show that WWE has to offer in the last 3 and a half months and this, in WWE logic, makes him worthy of a title shot.
Granted it was pointed out to me by a former LOP writer that I had missed the fact that Kofi had beaten Cesaro on last weeks Smackdown (the first Smackdown I have missed in a long time) thus earning the match in Kayfabe terms but in return I posed the question, what in Kayfabe terms had Kofi done recently to have a match with a champion in the first place, be it for a title or not. The simple fact of the matter is that with the record that Kofi has had of late has no right even sniffing around a title at the moment let alone competing for it. Yes his record this year before the Raw match may have been 10 wins out of 24 matches but 9 of those wins came from either Superstars or Saturday Morning Slam and the 10th was of course the match on Smackdown which gave him the right to have the title match in the first place. What this means is that a guy who on the couple of shows that the majority of WWE actually watch has had a losing streak of 13 matches all year (the 14th loss being on Superstars) is suddenly the number 1 contender out of nowhere. I don’t care what you say but even in Kayfabe that doesn’t make sense.
Oh and did I forget to mention that Kofi beat Cesaro and is the new US Champion, it just baffles my head even more.
However I should have saw it coming for only a week before something similar had happened to one of the big titles, the World Heavyweight Championship. Now before you all jump down my throat about how much Ziggler deserves the title and things like that let me please explain that I am fine with him being the champ but it is the pattern he took to get to the title that has me all worked up. What has Ziggler done to warrant him having the belt around his waist, yes he bumps better than anyone since Mick Foley and he won a ladder match which gave him the right to carry a briefcase around which guaranteed him a title shot but seriously what has he done otherwise?
What would you say Dolph’s win/loss record was like since he won the briefcase? We all know he clearly hasn’t won all his matches but seriously it couldn’t be to bad could it, say maybe a ½ to ¾. Well to be quite honest if this was your answer than you would be way off. In fact since winning the Money in the Bank briefcase and cashing it in last week Ziggler had won only 25 times in 73 televised matches thus meaning he only managed to win 1 match in every 3. You would think though that even with this irrational booking that WWE would correct it getting close to the day he cashed in his contract but even his 2013 stats paint the same picture with 10 wins from 27 matches. In no other sport in the world would a competitor who only wins one third of their matches be able to be World Champion which makes Ziggler’s holding of the title nothing but a joke.
How can you take either Kofi Kingston or Dolph Ziggler serious as a champion if you don’t believe they can win the match that they are competing in? We have now come accustomed to these guys losing that each time they step between the rope we expect them too lose. The idea of being champion is that you are the best of the best, that you can beat anyone that is thrown in your way. The best champions of all time have got this fact in common be it Bruno Sammartino, Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Steve Austin, The Rock or John Cena. Every time they stepped into the ring you expected them to win, be it clean like a good face hero or by pulling some of the dirtiest tricks in the book to steal the victory. However Dolph Ziggler can’t even win a one on one match just one week after winning the title against a man who has a nice hefty record of being a jobber himself.
In fact it seems like in the WWE only jobbers are allowed to hold a title as just this week on Raw we had not only the United States Championship change hands but the Divas, Intercontinental and World Heavyweight Champions all lost non-title matches. Honestly who writes this shit. How are we supposed to believe that these guys deserve to be champion if every single one of them loses to someone on the regular roster on the same day, it is just slap in he face of every fan for believing in the titles as the measuring stick
Since winning the Intercontinental Championship from Kofi Kingston at the end of 2012 Wade Barrett has only managed to win half of his matches (17 from 34) which includes a 1 day title change thanks to The Miz and a head scratching job he had to perform to Bo Dallas. We are supposed to believe that these guys are the best there is, well prove it.
At the moment there are only two titles in the WWE that I can see as being anything better than a joke. The Tag Team Championship has been held by Team Hell No since September of last year and while they have not had the best of luck while separated in singles action, have been pretty much unstoppable the whole time when teaming, be it by their great teamwork or by pure luck when the in-fighting got too much for them too control. This is not to say though that they have not had their challengers as at times it looked like the Prime Time Players and The Rhodes Scholars could be the team to beat them for the title as the worthy number 1 contenders that they were. Now with a new number one contenders on the horizon the Tag Division continues to shine.
The other title which seems to be on the right track is that of the WWE Championship as quite honestly it has been held by the best of the best the last few years. With current champion John Cena, the man he beat for the title The Rock or our year long champion CM Punk before him you always felt like they could overcome whatever was thrown in their way. They were simply the best there was at the time and their opponents were always of a similar or slightly lower quality. These guys could not be mistaken for jobbers whatsoever thus making the title as credible as it could be.
It is quite an easy concept to follow, if your champions and challengers look strong than they will make the title they are fighting for mean something. If the title means something than more people will tune in to watch the champion and challenger fight over said title. More people watching the product means more money to line the wallets of the owners. Come on WWE it is not rocket science, but then again to the guys who do the booking it probably is.
While it is nice that the WWE is acknowledging their wrestlers how are part of JOB Squad 2013 it is time stop making their titles a joke and give the belts to those who actually know how to win before we end up with Michael McGillicutty, Yoshi Tatsu or shudder to think, JTG, as our next WWE Champion.
Thanx for reading,
Wayne Little
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Makes a lot of sense.