Give-aways and shit

[Christmas]

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Prizes
First Prize - $50 / £30 Paypal / Amazon gift-card.
Second Prize - $30 / £18 Paypal / Amazon gift-card (you obviously must be willing to provide the transfer information for prizes 1 and 2, I'll contact you through PM if you've won).
Third Prize - $20 / £12 worth of forum cash OR Lifetime upgrade for non legends. (You'll be PM'd for this prize to decide what you want. The lifetime upgrade can be given to someone else if you wish).
Fourth Prize - $10 / £6 worth of forum cash. (You can't ask for the real-life cash for these, prizes 3 and 4 are to help out the site).

Rules
In order to be eligible for the drawings, you must post in this thread with a Christmas related story. It doesn't need to be long, it doesn't need to be personal, it doesn't even need to be real. Make shit up if you feel like it, go crazy, have a ball, be Edgar Allen Poe like you've always wanted to be, virtual brownie points for vicious, horrifying stories with a little Christmas cheer.

Any posts before the end of the drawing dates will be applicable, and you will only be entered into the drawing once. If you wish to be exempt from the drawing but would still like to share a story, use the phrase "I'm a fucking grinch, ho ho merry-fucking ho" in your post.

On the end-date, random numbers will be taken from random.org and prizes will be given out. The number will relate in order of when the person posted, so the first post will be #1, 10th post will be #10, you can count. If you win one prize, you will be taken out of the drawing for the rest of the prizes, repeating down the list.

If nobody posts, all of the prize money will be given to Jeebak. You don't want that to happen, do you?

Dates
Start: Right now.
End: 12/19/13.

But who the fuck are you?
stfu and stop asking questions. Staff can find out and probably already know who I am, and I'd rather them not say anything. There are probably a few people who can figure out who I am too, and if my identity is revealed, nobody gets a prize, because fuck you.

Candidates
#1 Jonathan
#2 Aids
#3 Shadow
#4 Senhor Beardington
#5 Trip in the Head
#6 Britanica
#7 TheArabHammer
#8 Dolph'sZiggler
#9 KLockard23
#10 Adam
#11 Zach
#12 Kassius HoHo
#13 ToToGuadalupe
#14 THG
#15 Nickelodeon
#16 Coon
#17 Farooq
#18 Rhod
#19 DK James
#20 Deth

 

[Jonathan]

I had a dream that I had a £30 amazon voucher as a reward for all the nice things I do for people.

Then I woke up and there was no Christmas presents on the sofa.

The end.

 

[Aids Johnson]

 

[Rogue]

Well, I wrote Santa this year and all I asked for was Crayo, and a couple cans of whipped cream. I'm really hoping Santa delivers this year.

 

[Aids Johnson]

Well, I wrote Santa this year and all I asked for was Crayo, and a couple cans of whipped cream. I'm really hoping Santa delivers this year.

 

[Aids Johnson]

#thuglife #paintednails

 

[Senhor Perfect]

The day before Xmas and all through the site
Punk and Brita talked DBZ all freakin night
DZ and deth treated each other with care
While aids was jealous giving an evil stare
Jono ate dominoes till his belly inflated
While stop watched NJPW while he masturbated
Danny smoked a pack saying all this was gay
Then hammer showed up and blew it all away

Merry Christmas

 

[Trip in the Head]

Ok, when I was younger my parents couldn't afford ANYTHING for Christmas one year. I got one present from the giving tree that I requested. That present? Hungry Hungry Hippos. AND to brighten this story up, a few years later I got a TMNT themed Christmas. Everything I got was TMNT related (even underwear). God that was a good year.

 

[catlady]

The one year, I asked Santa for Barbie... Got Christie. Boy was I disappointed.

 

[Crayo]

I don't even have this picture any more, so neither should you.

 

[TheArabHammer]

In 1999 I received NFL Gameday 2000 three times. My family had no idea what they were doing. I make it clear to everyone now if they decide to get something for me just make it a gift card. It's not too hard to f that up

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

When I was 8 I asked for socks and underwear but my bitch mom got me a Ps1 w/ Madden 99. I was irate.

 

[Lockard 23]

I had a story about the time I was caught masturbating on Christmas night by Santa (which was followed up by one of his Reindeer licking my nuts), but I won't tell it.

I'll just say that all the times that I opened up a present to find a brand new video game system inside (Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, PS1, N64, PS2, Gamecube, X-Box, etc.) are the best Christmas memories that I have.

 

[Christmas]

Prizes have been updated.

I don't even have this picture any more, so neither should you.

MY CONDEND

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

I don't even have this picture any more, so neither should you.

Should I take down the 8X10 I keep on my nightstand?