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Because it's D'Z Impact Review time.
so urrbody get hyphee
I will rate my level of excitement for this show as an 8/10. Don't be fooled by the fact that I'm watching on Saturday morning, the BFG qualifying matches should be a lot of fun.
Hulkster!
lmao @ Hulk flexing as he talks about the hammer. Camera made sure to get the perfect angle to assure we could see all 24 inches of python in just the perfect light
Someone decided it was a good idea to give Jeff Hardy a mic.
(luckily by the time I had found the proper gif to represent my reaction, the IT FACTOR came out to save the day)
Just your typical 8.5/10 heel promo from Roode to carry the segment. Such a fucking beast.
Open Fight Night is still a thing? I could do without it tbh.
"KICK.. MY.. ASS.. NOW!" -The "Charismatic" Enigma Jeff Hardy
This guy makes John Morrison look like Jericho on the stick. I understand Jeff's brain is probably filled with holes from all of the different combinations of drugs/pills he's done, but wtf is wrong with the writers. Feed him a decent line, kick my ass now? Are they intentionally sending him out there to embarrass himself? they are backstage, Hardy is talking with some writers. "then, you growl, one word at a time, like... KICK, MY, ASS, NOW!." And Hardy is all serious nodding along like "yea, yea man that's good. Deep. I like it a lot. Anyway, I'm going to go shave my beard to look like racing stripes! Then I'll have to spend 4 hours doing my makeup for tonight's match. ttfn"
Of course Bully has to come out. Not that I mind seeing him, but it's so typical of TNA to take a perfectly good opener, then make it drag on for too long and make it a clusterfuck by bringing in too many different people. It's always good to have the champ in the opener though I suppose
OK, Hogan the GM actually doing work. Aces & eights Battle Royal? I like it.
haha, Roode getting the last shot in on Hardy. Such a champ. I hope Roode wins the hole damn thing and becomes an anti-hero babyface who takes out Bully at BFG. Roode > Aries > New AJ in terms of who I think should get the belt from Bully.
"Jim's had more partners than Taylor Swift lately... I'm sure he's had his heart broken just as many times too"- Kaz, top 5 talker in wrestling. Most underrated all around talent in the business IMO. Great backstage segment from those two, as any segment featuring them is going to deliver
Kaz/Daniels vs Storm/Gunner
Can't remember the last time TAFKA TWTTCOTW put on a bad match, so this should be a good watch with meaning. I expect Bad Influence will cheat their way into the series with the cheapest win possible. Maybe it is just wishful thinking, but Storm/Gunner can go play tag champ somewhere else, they don't need the BFG series.
As gay as this forum is, I'm surprised there isn't more support for Gunner. That's a sexy dude. Especially when he stands next to Storm, who isn't NEARLY as jacked OR toned. or tatted.
Every time TNA pitches Dixie's twitter handle on Impact a litter of kittens commits mass suicide :why:
Dude, I think I might mark for Gunner. Not even entirely for the extremely gay reasons mentioned above. Mr. Intensity is a good worker.
Daniels with the belt! Bad Influence into the series. OH SHIT! IT'S CRIMSON!
Damn bro, we were just wondering wtf you were doing here. You didn't have to be a dick about it.
He has a beard, so I'm sure most of the IWC is creaming itself.
Crimson vs Joe Park :win:
fuck yea. Idk who the fuck to root for. Such an awesome match up. Park's theme is win.
ok, I want Crimson to win. I'm a little giddy to see him. JP can continue battling Aces & Eights. Just don't make him bleed and you got this shit Crimson. I wish he would give AJ Styles his gloves back though.
PARK STEALS THE WINS! Can't say I'm mad, seeing as I am such a Park mark. Hopefully this doesn't mean Crimson goes away though. We deserve Crimson.
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Velvet is so unbearable with her stupid hair, clown makeup, oversized tit job, trashy tattoos and complete lack of talent in any particular aspect of wrestling. Why sort of trailer park dwelling goons are they trying to appeal to with her these days?
MICKIE! Thank God.
Why does Velvet think anyone is afraid to wrestle her? Bitch, you can't even do a proper bulldog and you think you intimidate Mickie.
SHIT PISS YEA! Mickie whooping dat ass. oh god. intentional upskirt shirts from TNA. god bless thee
Velvet will need to be out at least 2-3 months to sell that knee injury. what a shame.
King vs Morgan vs Magnus vs Bigger Rob
Such shit that only 1 of these guys will get in. Would like to see KK in, and REALLY want both Morgan and Magnus in. fuck Bigger Rob. Morgan's beard > Rob Terry's life.
So sick of Taz saying something stupid and then going "hahaha, that's right, I say dumb shit all the time" . fucking asshole
Fuck yea, 'we want Magnus' chants. nh ofc. wait, this isn't an elimination match? fucking dumb. If you want it to be one fall it needs to be a free for all, not some tag in nonsense. poor showing TNA
Magnus wins. Meanwhile we all lose every time Tenay squeals 'ohhh' like a pre pubescent boy popping his first empty boner
Stinger
Second most over guy with the crowd, like always. Taking a little long to get to the point, but he seems upset that nobody had his back. Heel turn time! damn, why don't we have a Sting smiley anymore??
New Main Event Mafia :shock:
:dawg:
:urm:
well, can't say I'm not intrigued as to who he would include. still don't like the sounds of it
EY vs A Double
Should be an easy win for TGMTEL.
"Eric Young has been gone, and I haven't missed him"-Taz
"How can you say that?!"- Tenay
lol'd
"as entertaining as Eric Young is?!" I swear Tenay is making fun of himself half the time.
this is easily MOTN. love the back and forth between the two. Aries is such a god. King Vanilla Midget <3 xoxo
"talking about the new main event mafia! Aces and Eights is going to fall! Deal with it!" -Tenay. tenay is killing me
I love the Aces & Eights shitting on Hogan's match. Perfect lol. Anderson is ashley being funny for once. 'This is Awesome' chant.
Doc finnin to turn on you Anderson.
NO! DON'T DO IT DOC! YES! YES! GET HIS ASS! NO! HE STILL JOBS! ANDERSON >>>
FUUUUUUUUUUUU. DOC YOU DUMMIE
AJ vs Kurt featuring Doc?!
wtf why is Rampage being shown looming over some dude in a production truck. who. cares.
damn nice suplex by Kurt. now he has AJ in an extra tight hug. AJ is feeling the burn. lol, nice combo AJ. PUNCH PUNCH LEG KICK PUNCH SPINNING BACK KARATE CHOP CLOTHESLINE!
angle slam into a DDT is always nice.
ANGLE SLAM! HE'S DONE! NOBODY EVER KICKS OUT OF THE ANG---- OH MY GOD!
ANKLE LOCK! NOBODY EVER ESCAPE THE ANKLE LOCK KURT IS A SUBMISSION MAS---- WHAT THE FUCK!
CALF KILLER! OH NO! REVERSED BACK TO THE ANKLE LOCK! NOBODY EVER GETS OUT OF THE ANKLE LOC--- OMG!
AJ WTF ARE YOU DOING! OH SHIT! BACKFLIPS OUT OF THAT SUPLEX! FUCK YOU KURT! DDT! SPLAT!
OH SHIT! DOC! I KNEW IT!
great match before the predictable Aces & Eights showing up ending.
WHAT THE HELL!! RAMPAGE JACKSON! WHAT AN ENDING! KURT AND RAMPAGE! AWESOME!!!!
good show, 8/10
