Game: Screw WWE

[Solidus1]

A continuation of this thread by Crayo.

Each post, you add a scenario that would make WWE worse.

For example:

User X: "Push Khali"
User Y: "Put him in a feud with Hornswoggle"
User Z: "World Heavyweight Title match"

So I'll start...
Push Big Show

 

[Aids Johnson]

He goes over Brock at Summerslam.

 

[I'll See Ya Kia]

Brock gets into a tantrum the next night and does that horrible scream he likes to do once he is angered.

 

[Aids Johnson]

He murders a @Nice Person

 

[Rogue]

Triple H comes out and says that Lesnar is fired. He then goes on to talk about Big Show as champion, and ends up making Show vs. Adam Rose vs. the upstart Mojo Rawley in his very first main roster match at the next PPV. Mojo destroys both of them, wins the match with his version of the Rear End to Show, and is now known as the reigning WWE World Heavyweight Champion.

 

[Green Jesus]

Mojo proceeds to beat CM punk's 434 days record

 

[Butters!]

"Excuse me!" is then heard through the arena, which results in instant negative reaction.

 

[Rogue]

They proceed to have their own live sex celebration without interference.

 

[Stopspot]

9 months later...

 

[Green Jesus]

They give birth to a boot, as a nod to Mae Young.

 

[Forrest OAKADA]

Who then goes onto win the WWE WHC at Wrestlemania

 

[edge4ever]

After winning the WHC at mania, the boot decides to create a "sex change title" and then fights a sex changed john cena in all main events for the next 10 years.

 

[EvilBlackCat]

Joan Cena is then given control of the Divas Division.

 

[Pop Tatari]

All matches end in orgasm.