Credit to Boo!ty From Wrestling Punks with the scoop as he was in attendance.
One note from Boo!ty was that he can not wait to see what happens on Saturday Night Fever to see what is in store for the Gay Gourmets and if BRAG can pull themselves together and regroup after some of the beatings that they took and some that they gave.
Before the preshow match began we got to see Mark Madden put in a cage above the ring. He kept screaming about how triffling this was and how ratchet BRAG is. He also mentioned how he wouldn't mind some lotion on him but would rather be out of the cage so he can help Street beat that blowhard biggot Steven Richards and that he has some things in his big black sleeve if you know what he means.
-Pre-show: Kanyon VS Brooklyn Brawler- This was basically a squash as Kanyon decimated Brawler but not before Brooklyn Brawler got in some offensive moves that seemed to anger Kanyon. The match spilled into the crowd at times as well. The crowd would slap Kanyon and mock him while in the crowd. Brawler kicked him in midsection and hit him with a couple of elbow drops before he started to mimmick him and act like he was sucking on something. Kanyon then charged Brawler and finished him off with the Cutter Fin. As he stood victorious he asked the crowed "Who Betta than Kanyon" and said he was already the MVP of the GAG ORDER PPV.
While celebrating the win the cage containing Mark Madden lowered some with Madden screaming, "I knew I would have a victory so lets keep on winning my Gay Gourmets".
The Gag order PPV opens with a recap of the pas several weeks leading up to the Gag Order PPV and what has lead to this huge faction battle between the Gay Gourmets and BRAG. Which leads to the first match.
-Orlando Jordan VS Barry Horrowitz-- Jordan went crazy in this match after Horrowitz tried to antogonize Jordan with some gay references and began to pat himself on the back after he found it quite funny. Jordan jumped on him and didn't even give him a chance to even recover he ripped off Horrowitz's shirt and pants leaving him laying on the mat in just some lace pink panties and bras.
Madden once again was lowered down some more. He was jumping up and down in the cage in sheer delight the whole time telling Barry that he could pat his back anytime.
Another video package showing how Eric Young and Zack Ryder was put into the match.
-Zack Ryder VS Eric Young- Ryder came out first to a loud boo as he started yelling WOO, WOO, WOO I'm Gay and You Know It as he was almost to the ring. Eric Young came out running with the crowd firmly behind him. He attacked Ryder yelling NO ONE CARES if you are Gay. He went into a bearded flurry. EY was all over the place he was jumping off of the top rope onto Ryder but while he was up there he crotched chopped and told Ryder to WOO this. EY with the pinfall victory as the crowd was cheering on the lotion to drop on Madden.
The cage raised a little as Madden was furious yelling to quit BRAGGING about that win when the lotion fell onto him. He was quite happy with that as he rubbed it all over his body and even taunted the crowd with taking off his shirt.
-Baddcakes VS Hillbilly Jim and Hugh G Rection (4 Corner Strap Match and the winner will be the No. 1 contender for the Tag Team Title). This match had some great back and forth action in it but in the end the big Hillbilly and Rection could not match the flamboyance of Baddcakes. Hillbilly started off by tossing Beefcake around the ring like he was a bale of hay. Beefcake cowered in the corner and low blowed the big guy and made the tag to Johnny B Badd. Johnny came in and he and Beefcake grabbed the straps and put them on Hillbilly. Hugh tried to come in but the ref stopped him. Brutus choked the big guy while the ref was dealing with Hugh. The ref got Brutus out of the ring and into his corner with Johnny tried to get Jim to the corners but was unsuccessful. Brutus began to mess with the ref some and Virgil jumped the railing and attacked Hugh from the back. While this was going on Johnny chocked Jim some more. When the ref turned around Johnny drug Jim all over the 4 corners for the victory. Virgil climbed into the ring to celebrate with his new friends Baddcakes. Brutus was smiling while him and Johnny both rubbed Virgil's butt to his delight. While they were celebrating how they outsmarted the Hillbilly and Hugh G Rection both of them got up and attacked the three of them from behind with a nice little beat down and left the ring.
Madden once again was lowered some more and he kept squealing and yelling the Gay Gourmets have just begun to defile the BRAG and they will like it.
- Jessie " The Body" Ventura VS "Superstar" Billy Graham (No 1 contender match for the Golden PLOW belt). While this was not the best match of the night it sure had some flair. It started off with a pose down until Ventura got mad because the crowd was really behind Graham. They had a test of strength until Ventura kicked Graham in the midsection and put him in a headlock. They went back and forth for a while. Ventura had Graham in a sleeper hold at one point and made thrusting motions to the back side of Graham. Graham stood up and tossed Ventura across the ring. They had some more back and forth until finally Ventura was able to Body Press Graham and get the 1,2,3 on him. Ventura stood up and said that right boys another one for the Gourmet's.
Madden was lowered again and said another hard one for BRAG to eat.
-Adrian Adonis VS Bull Buchanon (Steel Cage)- This match had a little of everything in it. Adonis was pretty amazing in this match. Buchanon did well himself but this whole match was Adonis's to lose. Buchanon threw Adonis off the Steel cage a couple of times until his face started to bleed. Buchanon continued to beat on Adonis. Buchanon even climbed up on the cage and grabbed onto the cage containing Madden because Madden was taunting him the whole time. While Buchanon was on Maddens cage he saw Adonis getting up so he decided to drop down onto Adonis. Adonis moved and got up. He but a nice beating on Buchanon while he was down until Madden told him to leave the cage. Adonis walked right out the door for the victory.
Madden once again was lowered down towards the ring. Madden continued to taunt BRAG saying we will win this war against censorship and hate because I am the Super genius and have worked with Hogan, Hall, and Nash and they were the best but he must stop BRAGging.
-Lenny/Lodi VS KRONIK for the Tag Team titles- This was not a match at all. Lenny and Lodi tried to double team Adams but Clark jumped in and they both were tossed around like salad. They beat down Lenny then grabbed Lodi and picked him up over their heads and dropped him onto Lenny. He landed face first into Lenny's crotch. The crowd erupted with cheers again since they have been pretty quite since Buchanon hit the mat. Adams covered both Lenny and Lodi for the 1,2,3.
Madden was furious once again until the lotion hit him. This time he did take his shirt off and rubbed it all over him.
-Adrian Street VS Steven Richards (60 minute Iron Man Match) W/ enforcers Big John Stud and King Kong Bundy. This match was boring from the beginning it started off with a headlock. Who the hell starts a match off with a headlock? Oh well the best part of the match was when King Kong Bundy and Big John Studd started fighting on the outside after Studd tore the cage down and let Madden loose. Bundy had enough of that crap because Studd told him why do you think his name was Big John Studd if he wasn't Gay. So they brawled outside. Bundy rolled on Madden at one part and Madden laid motionless for awhile. Bundy knocked Studd down and went into the ring and kicked the crap out of Street saying that he turned his friend Gay and he hates him for it. Bundy then picked up Richards and helped him to his feet. Bundy made sure Madden and Studd did nothing the rest of the match until Richards got the pin and the 60 minutes was up.
Heenan starts discussing how he can't wait for the Main Event since all this gay crap was over and he wanted to see a real match. Heenan said this match will be great and will deliver and should blow the roof off the house. How can it not you have the Iron Shiek in one corner and Bruno in the other what more could an audience want.
-ME- Bruno Samartino VS Iron Shiek with Nicolai Volkov for the Big Golden PLOW Belt. Shiek gets a crap ton of heat on his way out waving his Iranian flag and telling Samartino that he has declared Jihad on him. Bruno comes out and the crowd had erupted. This match was intense the whole time. Nicolai Volkov interferes a few times on Shieks behalf and giving Shiek the advantage. Both of them have continued to destroy Bruno until we hear OH YEAH piped across the loudspeakers. Heenan is going nuts when did we get Ric Flair in PLOW. Styker tells Heenan to calm down because they don't have him and it is Black Machismo Jay Lethal. Lethal comes out to aid Bruno but Bruno waves him off and takes control. Lethal is on the outside cheering on Bruno. Volkov yells something at him in Russian when Lethal grabs him and drags him out of the ring. Bruno puts Shiek in a bear hug for a while then continues the beat down on Shiek until he gets the 1,2.3. Bruno is given the Big Golden PLOW belt. Bruno smiles and holds it up. The PPV goes off the air with Samartino holding the belt in the AIR.
One note from Boo!ty was that he can not wait to see what happens on Saturday Night Fever to see what is in store for the Gay Gourmets and if BRAG can pull themselves together and regroup after some of the beatings that they took and some that they gave.