Funny Pun Jokes

[catlady]

Tell some funny pun jokes!

To a married man: Its such a great thing you married misses Right, to make you didn't know her first name was Always!

 

[CM Punk]

Tell some funny pun jokes!

To a married man: Its such a great thing you married misses Right, to make you didn't know her first name was Always!

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Tell some funny pun jokes!

To a married man: Its such a great thing you married misses Right, to make you didn't know her first name was Always!

Is this missing a word somewhere, "to make you didn't know her first name was Always!"

 

[Danielson]

Is this missing a word somewhere, "to make you didn't know her first name was Always!"

I was wondering the same thing

 

[catlady]

I meant bad... not made. :facepalm:

 

[Senhor Perfect]

I meant bad... not made. :facepalm:

Ohhhhhh, funny :

 

[catlady]

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME! :angry: :upset: :downer: : :sad:

 

[Senhor Perfect]

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME! :angry: :upset: :downer: : :sad:

Sorry I should be like a chicken and make better yolks, get it? :jeritroll:

 

[catlady]

Sorry I should be like a chicken and make better yolks, get it? :jeritroll:

You're attempt at a humorous witticism is abortive at best. :sandow:

 

[Senhor Perfect]

I thought this was a pun thread :sad1:

 

[catlady]

I thought this was a pun thread :sad1:

Sandow doesn't think stand up is your thing. ity:

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Sandow doesn't think stand up is your thing. ity:

He's right, I do my best work laying down, giggidy

 

[Mustafar Reginald]

Cyanide & Happiness have plenty good ones, nice variants on it too since the joke isn't always just the pun itself.

Spoiler

Oh, and while I didn't come up with it, I've always been partial to, "I saw a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words."

 

[CM Punk]

Haha those are gold.

 

[Rysenberg]

'Sorry we don't serve Neutrinos', a Neutrino walks into the bar.