Funny or clever signs

[Red Rain]

I challenge @Solid Snake to post funny signs. This thread is open to ALL comers but I challenge Brita in particular because I know she'll come strong.

Let me perfectly clear. This thread is for signs only. Gifs and memes are considered off topic but it's not like I'm the forum police so go ahead if you really have to.

Street signs, restaurant signs and any other sign you think is cool. Fake is okay, but use your best judgement. Remember to have fun, clones.

 

[Red Rain]

 

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[Solid Snake]

 

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[Rosie]

Sadly don't have a picture of it, but a Dairy Queen near my house (hometown) has a sign that says...

I scream
You Scream
The Police Come
It's Awkward!

 

[Rosie]

Seen it online. Epic.

 

[Nikki Nitro]

That place looks clean. Every DQ where I'm from is in the middle of sh*t

The DQ's around me are clean, But one store in particular doesnt know how to cook their burger's right. End up being too soft or not cooked thoroughly.

 

[Jacob Fox]

The DQ's around me are clean, But one store in particular doesnt know how to cook their burger's right. End up being too soft or not cooked thoroughly.

I saw this in "recent activity" out of context and was wondering "how could disqualifications be clean?"

 

[Nikki Nitro]

I saw this in "recent activity" out of context and was wondering "how could disqualifications be clean?"

DQ...DAIRY QUEEN

 

[Jacob Fox]

DQ...DAIRY QUEEN

I'm aware. I was making a bad pun.

 

[JBan]

I was expecting to see wrestling signs. Oh well.

 

[Red Rain]

The DQ's around me are clean, But one store in particular doesnt know how to cook their burger's right. End up being too soft or not cooked thoroughly.

Redder is better. Thought you knew.

Spoiler: If you're a wuss or lightweight don't click

Dude in the spoiler refused to share. That's how epic red meat is.


I'll let this this broad pack my lunches from now on. Her name? Who cares. Pretty sure Koga wifed her up though.

 

[Solid Snake]