THIS IS EPIC:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey, is this Ted?
Stranger: who's ted
You: Ted, ive been trying to reach you all week
Stranger: 'i'm not ted
You: its about those torso’s you ordered
You: Ive got them, but what do you want me to do with the heads and arms and legs?
Stranger: .....I'm not Ted
You: The vans too small for all of them
Stranger: well then cut them up and try again
Stranger: or take some vitamins
You: well what do you expect me to do with a dozen fucking heads,arms and legs ted, I can't just cut them up
You: sometimes you baffle me Ted.
You: WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM?
Stranger: wait wait wait! did you kill someone???? or some people? I'M NOT FUCKING TED
You: But.....Ted told me he'd be on omegle at this time
You: you must be him
You: Ted, im sick to death of you pushing me around
Stranger: i would suggest handling them with leather disposable gloves, and throw them into the sewer. I'M NOT TED GODDAMMIT
You: the deals off
You: you're an asshole.
Stranger: Look. I AM NOT TED I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU'RE FUCKING DEAL I'M NOT TED
Stranger: I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING I WILL PUT MY FACEBOOK PROFILE ON HERE TO TELL YOU I'M NOT TED
You: Chris?
You: Chris is that you?
Stranger: my name's Taylor nice to meet you
You: Taylor Wilde!?
You: I've needed to talk to you for the last month
Stranger: DAMMIT NO
You: look
You: these people
Stranger: YOU DON'T KNOW ME
You: I had to kill them
You: you need to help me Taylor
You: help me
Stranger: ..........................why???????????
You: where do I put the bodies
You: if the cops find out
Stranger: did you kill the people in the first place????
You: I'm going to go to jail forever
You: YES
Stranger: well if you killed them i can't exactly help you man
Stranger: i'm 15 for god's sakes
You: Taylor
You: you don't understand
You: I need your help
Stranger: i won't report you
You: right now
You: listen
You: you need to call me
You: we need to figure something out
Stranger: put weights on the arms and legs and then toss them into a river
Stranger: and do the same with the bodies I DON'T KNOW
Stranger: LOOK. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Stranger: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???!!!
You: My name is Corpral Alfonso McGuire, I'm a bounty hunter for Bryan Danielson, they call him "The American Dragon"
You: He gave me orders for a hit
You: aka
Stranger: well nice to meet you Alfonso
You: I had to snipe some civilians
Stranger: .......WOW.
You: 2 kids, and an adult
You: all 3 dead in front of me
Stranger: i'm not going to help you
You: and I have nowhere to put the bodies
Stranger: i'm not helping you
Stranger: ...you killed 3 people dude, i'm NOT helping you
You: Ted told me to put the torso in the trunk of your car
Stranger: I DON'T HAVE A DAMN CAR
You: so I'm going to bring over 3 torsos ok?
Stranger: DON'T FUCKING COME NEAR MY HOSE
Stranger: HOUSE
You: the arms and legs will go seperately
You: in body bags
Stranger: wait wait wait! what state are you in?!?!
You: Taylor, I got direct commands from Ted Dibiase Jr himself
You: he's part of Legacy
You: Legacy with Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton
You: they've given me the objectives
You: I must dump the body parts in your area
Stranger: Alfonso. i don't care whoever the fuck ted is or cody, or randy. what state are you in
You: I'm in your state
You: and I need to put these bodies somewhere
Stranger: california???
You: before the cops arrive
You: yes
Stranger: if you're in morgan hill then stay the hell away from my house
You: I'm going to carve up the bodies
You: and ship them
Stranger: don't do it
You: but until then I need to hide them in the trunk of your car like Ted told me to
You: my life is on the line here!
You: Ted gave me the orders
You: you're in on this!!
Stranger: I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CAR I'M 15 FUCKING YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
You: LIAR
You: DIBIASE TOLD ME YOU WERE 24
Stranger: I AM 15 DAMMIT.
You: NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR GAMES
Stranger: I GO TO FUCKING BELLARMINE COLLEGE PREP!!!!!
You: Don't play games with me son
Stranger: I'M NOT TOYING WITH YOU
You: listen
You: I'm an expert hit and run gunner
Stranger:
http://www.formspring.me/Itscuffie
You: if you fuck with me
Stranger: PROOF
Stranger: I'M NOT FUCKING WITH YOU!!
You: I'm going to make your life a living hell
Stranger: CHECK THAT SITE
You: apologize
You: right now
Stranger: I AM A 15 YEAR OLD KID
Stranger: look. i'm sorry alright? i'm not the taylor you THINK i am.
Stranger: i'm not 24
Stranger: i don't know who ted is
You: Ted gave me these orders and I trust him
You: look
Stranger: i don't know who you are
Stranger: i don't know what to do with dead bodies
You: THE COPS
You: THE COPS ARE COMING
You: FUCK
Stranger: YEAH CAUSE YOU KILLED 3 PEOPLE HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO ANYTHING?!
You: THE COPS ARE HERE
You: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
You: FUCK
You: Help me now
You: HELP
Stranger: I CAN'T
Stranger: I CAN'T
You: Excuse me?
You: hello?
Stranger: FOR GOD FUCKING SAKES I CAN'T!!!!
You: This is Sargent Michael Weston
You: who were you just chatting with?
Stranger: i have no idea dude
You: this man is a suspected multi time terrorist
Stranger: nice to meet you officer i'm Taylor Cuffie
You: Hello Taylor
Stranger: sounded like that to me
You: what did he tell you?
You: we need intel
Stranger: that he killed 3 people
Stranger: some mercenary crap
You: I knew it
Stranger: is this all real?
You: you think we would stage something like this?
You: of course its real
Stranger: he mentioned this "ted" guy alot
You: Ted?
You: ok
Stranger: i don't know
You: did he tell you where the bodies were?
Stranger: in a van
You: there's a van right outside this house
Stranger: he said he was going to ship them to my house
You: this man has been out of our grasp for nearly two decades
You: finally, we've got him
You: did he??
Stranger: nope
Stranger: thanks be to god he didn't
You: He threatened you
You: this man will go to jail for the rest of his life
Stranger: he said he could make my life a living hell
You: Thats another offense
You: this guy is sick, twisted, demented
You: Taylor Cullie? I appreciate your help
You: we've apprehended the suspect
Stranger: you're welcome officer
Stranger: well i don't know what to say honestly he thougt i was his ally and to help him out
You: you have to be careful son
You: on the internet
You: there are many individuals who are out there to hurt you
Stranger: yeah, i don't think i'll use this site anymore
You: this omegle site, just be careful with it
Stranger: will do, i'm kind of suprised he was trying this crap on OMEGLE. i mean REALLY, you talk to RANDOM people for god's sakes
Stranger: low chance of finding people you know
You: He's sick and dimented, who knows whats going on inside that mind
Stranger: agreed
You: well Taylor, the California state federal comission would like to thank you for your help
You: we will use the intel from this chat to help put this man in jail
You: and he'll be there, for life
Stranger: i kid's gotta do what a kid's gotta do? awesome.sounds good to me sir
Stranger: i just wish those 3 people didn't have to die.....
You: justice will be served
You: stay safe son, get good grades in school, live a healthy life, and be careful. Thank you for your help
You: goodbye
Stranger: will do, see ya officer
