"Funny" MSN convo

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Here is a funny MSN convo with me, Mat BKB and Gards.

I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. = me

better then cam = BKB

The others are obvious.


Mat has been added to the conversation.

better then cam says:
bout time mat
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
yeah Mat
better then cam says:
its our very on sb
Mat says:
hi
better then cam says:
just for me
GardsJr says:
lol
better then cam says:
lol
better then cam says:
alright my net is screwed
GardsJr says:
No He is on MANY
Mat says:
lol
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
I know someone who goes on like 60 forums
better then cam says:
lol
GardsJr says:
Rellety and Matty
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
Mat, you know Suntan Superman from that other forum?
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
He is on lik 14 a day
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
apparently
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
something like that
Mat says:
yeah i know him
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
ya
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
BKB
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
go to control panel
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
than click on "system"
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
I think that is it
Mat says:
yup
better then cam says:
why?
better then cam says:
why?
Mat says:
just life you know
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
better then cam says:
man our forum just got boring
better then cam says:
gards bad timing
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
better then cam says:
well dw i can barely get on the place lol
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
No I will stay
GardsJr says:
agreed
better then cam says:
lol shane\
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
since you want me to go
better then cam says:
lol
Mat says:
ok bkb
GardsJr says:
noooooooooooooooo
Mat says:
lol
better then cam says:
lol
GardsJr says:
idc and neither does your MOM
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
Mum*
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
Stupid bitch
better then cam says:
lol
Mat says:
check the SB
Mat says:
NOW
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
NO!
Mat says:
YES
GardsJr says:
GardsJr hits a snapmare suplex on Shane
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
No
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
*no sells*
better then cam says:
has my sb post gone up
Mat says:
IWF vs shane
better then cam says:
coz it wont load for me
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
IWF vs me?
better then cam says:
i tried to post in there .....
GardsJr says:
zomg I went on
better then cam says:
did my sb post work?!
Mat says:
nope
GardsJr says:
what was it
better then cam says:

Mat says:
SHANE
better then cam says:
i cant remember lol
Mat says:
mayhem died
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
Noone cares
Mat says:
i do its funny
GardsJr says:
08:15 PM <brian kendrick's biceps> zomg i got on!
Mat says:

better then cam says:
yes!
better then cam says:
it worked!
better then cam says:
but it wont for me
Mat says:
ok iwf is fucking slow as
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
brb need to pisssssssssssssssssss, going to piss on Mat's head
Mat says:
shane i fucked your mum
GardsJr says:
taking a plane to perth
Mat says:
in the ass
Mat says:

better then cam says:
it was the loosest ass ever >_>
Mat says:
damn right
Mat says:
lol
better then cam says:
lol
Mat says:
takes a shit on shane head
better then cam says:
pisses in shanes mouth
Mat says:
wheres prison gards?
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
back
GardsJr says:
not here
Mat says:
lol
Mat says:
whats up gards
GardsJr says:
my roof
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
Smartass
Mat says:
lmao
Mat says:
turdface
GardsJr says:
my face aint brown and wrinkled
better then cam says:
really?
Mat says:
lmao RKOrocks came back
better then cam says:
i thought it was perma
better then cam says:
oh well
better then cam says:
the guy went on a rampage, then turned into a fag
Mat says:
he was that king guy
better then cam says:
he was the guy that blamed the worlds problems on hhh banging steoh
better then cam says:
*steph
Mat says:
lmao
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
lol
Mat says:
thats weird
better then cam says:
well theres a few of them on iwf
Mat says:
not as weird as shane
better then cam says:
def not
Mat says:
that dude is so weird
Mat says:
Rell>Shane
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
I am weird
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
Yeah
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
Rell > me > Mat
Mat says:
The world>Shane
Mat says:
nope
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:

Mat says:
Rell>Mat>SHane
better then cam says:
universe >shane
Mat says:
lol
better then cam says:
hell even john cena > shane
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
Universe >> Shane > BKB
Mat says:
that report better be true
Mat says:
or i'm gonna be pissed
better then cam says:
what report?
Mat says:
that trish returned
better then cam says:
cool
better then cam says:
puppies
better then cam says:
yay
Mat says:
lol
Mat says:
save the womens title
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
trish is hotter
better then cam says:
beth phoenix aint a bad wrestler
Mat says:
Mayweather for wwe champ
better then cam says:
just a bit of a shemale
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
hot*
Mat says:
lmao shemale
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
what is a shemale tbh
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:

Mat says:
shane just said a girl was hot
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
yea
Mat says:
am i ded
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
and?
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
dead*
Mat says:
*dead
Mat says:
shane girls have cooties at your age
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
meh
better then cam says:
thats my age too >_>
Mat says:

better then cam says:
gards is even younger
Mat says:
BKB your cool
Mat says:
you look at divas
better then cam says:
but shanes a smurf
Mat says:
shane doesnt
better then cam says:
lol looking at divas = cool
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
wow
Mat says:

I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
I look at divas
better then cam says:
hey shane
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
just not naked
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
lol
Mat says:
sure u do
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
>.>
Mat says:
lol@BKB
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
Yeah I'm homo yet I think girls are hot
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
You are a genius BKB >.>
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
You should work for NASA
GardsJr says:
lol
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
I swear
better then cam says:
awesome kong dont count man
better then cam says:
just coz you think shes hot
Mat says:
oi
Mat says:
kong is rells woman
GardsJr says:
BKB post this convo in HIAT
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
they would love you
better then cam says:
lol gards just started getting involved in this convo
better then cam says:
i cant post anything lol
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
just because you call people on the net gay with no real proof.
better then cam says:
lol
Mat says:
lol shane
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
"omgz u dont look atz porn, u must be gayz"
better then cam says:
that clip of you fucking a man in hiat was proof
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
You are such a genius
Mat says:
i didnt say that
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
What clip?
better then cam says:
lol you actually thought i was serious
better then cam says:
moron
Mat says:
lmao BKB
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
No
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
I was joking
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
fucking moron
better then cam says:
sure man
better then cam says:
whatever helps you sleep at night
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
now go apply for a job at NASA
better then cam says:
after your mummy tucks you in
Mat says:
guys clam down lol
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
clam down?
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
wtf?
better then cam says:
i think he wants us to eat dinner
Mat says:
you know what i mean bitch
better then cam says:
lol
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
post this convo on IWF
better then cam says:
i cant lol
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
cuntrags
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
yes you can
better then cam says:
we should though
Mat says:
smoke some weed
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
weed is bad
better then cam says:
i cant, i cant get on really
Mat says:
is not
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
Mat can
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
Gards can
better then cam says:
shane can
Mat says:
weed is not bad
better then cam says:
smurf
Mat says:
you cuntrag
better then cam says:
now we cant p[ost it
better then cam says:
smurf
better then cam says:
again
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
Yes you can
Mat says:
what was that BKB?
better then cam says:
lol
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
It wasn't said on the forum
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
you bitch
better then cam says:
its blocked in the sb
better then cam says:
censored
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
or you can edit
better then cam says:
i tried lol
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
you fuckibng idiot
Mat says:
no smurf talk
Mat says:
got that
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
you don't put it in the shoutbox
better then cam says:
quiet fools
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
you put it in a THREAD
better then cam says:
shane loves men
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
You get my language?
better then cam says:
now post it
Mat says:

I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
can you speak English??
better then cam says:
better then you
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
SHUT UP MAT
Mat says:

Mat says:
shut your cake hole shane
better then cam says:
alright someone go ahead and post it
GardsJr says:
bags not
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
Mat, is there a really tall cliff near where you live?
Mat says:
no sorry
better then cam says:
gards you have barely been apart of this lol
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
ok
Mat says:
& i'm not going off one
Mat says:
so
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
k
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
cut your wrists
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
Now
Mat says:
nope
Mat says:
you cut your penis
better then cam says:
what penis?
Mat says:
ouch
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
no
better then cam says:
oooo
Mat says:
his vagina
better then cam says:
lol
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
BKB go suck your cock
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
SOMEONE POST THIS CONBVO
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps and I'm the only one I and I walk alone. says:
convo*
better then cam says:
you wish you could suck your cock
better then cam says:
but you have none
 

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I find it funny that I was the one that didnt contribut much
 

Wrestling Station

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im not in the mood to read all of this!!
so just tell me, who died?!
 

the dark knight

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i wasnt gonna read any of this but my eyes caught one thing.

you actually go on more forums than mat. you two always amazed me about it.....cuz i swear, there isnt one fucking wrestling forum that i havent been on and you two werent there too.

btw shane, i never knew about any other wrestling forum than IWF before you told me about kellie's forum :p
 

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That was funny. I mean, I didn't read it but I decided that you all plotted to destroy the crab people. I'm always right even when i'm wrong.


Kinda.
 

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cool beans?

cool beans.