Funny Instant Messenger Conversations

[El Joo Magnifico]

I've had a few today that seem pretty funny to me. One was with my friend Jeremy and the other was with OsamaHussian.

JooMeister5000 (8:20:04 PM): OH SHIT
JooMeister5000 (8:20:12 PM): KERRY KING DIED O_O
"Osama Hussain" (8:21:37 PM): Really?
"Osama Hussain" (8:22:38 PM): When?
JooMeister5000 (8:22:49 PM): Yesertday
JooMeister5000 (8:22:58 PM): Found dead
JooMeister5000 (8:23:30 PM): by Tom Araya
JooMeister5000 (8:23:34 PM): Shit.
JooMeister5000 (8:23:42 PM): So much for Mayhem Festival
"Osama Hussain" (8:24:46 PM): Link please?
"Osama Hussain" (8:24:55 PM): I can't find nothing
JooMeister5000 (8:25:04 PM): www.yougotpwnt.com
"Osama Hussain" (8:25:21 PM): Cock sucker!

JooMeister5000 (8:47:39 PM): Somehow, Big Show didnt "accidentally" kill Cena like we were all hoping for
JooMeister5000 (8:47:51 PM): Wanna make a run to Massachusette's with me?
"Jeremy" (8:48:09 PM): wtf why
JooMeister5000 (8:48:13 PM): Kill Cena.
JooMeister5000 (8:48:48 PM): *Jeremy Thinks*
"Jeremy" (8:48:54 PM): when
JooMeister5000 (8:49:01 PM): Any time
"Jeremy" (8:49:08 PM): nah im not free then sorry
JooMeister5000 (8:49:24 PM): SHIT BUCKET
"Jeremy" (8:51:20 PM): my thoufhts exactlyy
JooMeister5000 (8:51:29 PM): When are you free?
JooMeister5000 (8:51:37 PM): We gotta go lynch his white/black ass
"Jeremy" (8:52:33 PM): yesterday
"Jeremy" (8:52:35 PM): wanna go then
JooMeister5000 (8:52:57 PM): SURE!

Feel free to post funny converstaions here.

 

[Moonlight Drive]

Not funny.

 

[Kizza]

Horrid.

 

[Kaptain KnicKy]

because i found this funny last night, when i ws talking to this guy. took the pic then...

prolly not that funny, but whatever. we aren't off to a great start in this thread anyways...

 

[Hometown Kid]

Instant messengers are for cocksuckers.

 

[Beer]

Dylan. Just because YOU can't afford a computer to have MSN on.