Evil Austin
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ok this is a list of all the funny signs i have seen at a wrestling show from wwf, wwe, ecw, wcw, tna or anything... Here is the list and discuss what or which one is your favorite .
# We've CENA nuff
# "Triple H fears divorce."
# "RAW Spoiler: Triple H Wins!"
# "HHH is holding down my sign!"
# "wHHHo booked this crap?" (seen in a flair match when he does woooo)
# "Kane fears the condom" (when kane had married lita in 2005 and the snitsky era ... )
# "Edge? Head? Okay!"
# Ric Flair's cheat is under his armpits.
# "Randy Ointment - Lesion Killer"
# Harris Twins: #1 Inspiration for Birth Control
# Big Poppa Boner (survivor series '02)
# Kane is my dentist.
# CHUCK'N'BILLY FAG'N'TAG
# My sign is more over than HHH.
# FOZZY PLAYED MY PROM
# stacy-do you know BEN DOVER
# "Goldust raped my dad."
# Hogan Fears Aging
# King of the Ring 1998 during Double J's entrance "Ain't I Gay"
# Hunter Hemroid-eating Helmsley(seen at an episode of RAW June 1998)
# Viscera ate my Dad
# Big Show Please Don't Spit on Us
# De-Bra Debra
# Ric Flair is the new spokesperson for the Wonder-Bra
# Kane is running on FAKE Deisel power
# IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT MY SIGN SAYS!
# Debra 4:69
# Hey, Rock! Come smell what I just cooked!
# Hey! I think I won a contest! I got these tickets for free at the door! (person at a WCW show)
# What Does Everybody Want??? Sable!!!
# Hogan is so old he farts dust!
# Nitro just ran out of fuel
# Scott Hall Cracks me up (The word 'me' was crossed out.)
# Hey Tyson-BiteME!
# Hey Mike-Did it taste like chicken?
# Hogan vs. Flair.... Age in the Cage!!
# CONDOMS PREVENT DUDLEYS (once there were three dudleys bubba, devon, spike all debuted in the wwe)
# THE GUY BEHIND ME CAN'T SEE"
# Brisco Brothers Body Shop Stole My Hubcaps
# Paging Mr. Ass
# I didnt know what to write
# Hogan Has Saggy Tits
# Attention Kmart Shoppers-- SUCK IT!!!
# LODI STOLE MY SIGN
# Goldberg fears competition
# Tits=Ratings
# Emler Fudd says'WCW=Weal Cwappy Wessawing'
# Chyna: toughest man in all of wrestling
# Nitro Girls - Who knees 'em?
# Sable-what's their zip code?
# I hitch-hiked for this match?
# I like my Sunny side down
# Chyna Your The Man!
# WCW sux, Bischoff swallows
# Vince sucks a fat one
# Big Poppa Pumps Steriods
# I'M NOT A JERICOHOLIC!!! I'M AN ALCOHOLIC!!!
# DX can suck these
# Double J is an A double S
# Double J...Ain't he Gay?
# I left my wife for nitro
# I was in Chyna last night and it stunk
# WCW = WE CAN'T WRESTLE!
# WE GOT IN 4 FREE!!
# Dirty Dallas Page"
# OLD-Berg
# Look MA I'm on Rasslin'!!
# Kimberly, Feel My Bang!
# Paul Bearer collects chins
# NO MORE 3:16 SIGNS....................... 3:16
# This Space for Rent"
# Hogan fears....EVERYBODY!!!!
# Jerichololics Anonymous
# Drunk 24:7
# Give Goldberg a push
# Sable, Got Milk?
# Beer 3:16
# Chyna is my long lost brother
# I hate signs
# Sable 24/7:69
# I Need A Girlfriend
# Sable you left your toothbrush at my house last night
# Double J is Double Gay
# Sable, Sunny, and Marlena: The six best things in wrestling
# Val uses Viagra
# Chyna Rape Me!
# "Will Wrestle For
# "Will Wrestle forFood" (It was some person wearing a Hulk Hogan costume)
# McMahon failed SCU
# Hey Sable suck it!
# We love all 26 Guerreros"
# I'm Drunk
# Venis Has No Penis
# Chyna Has No VA-CHYNA
# Who Booked This Crap?
# I slept with Francine and all I got was this lousy rash!
# Your Paying $29.95 For This!
# Steal Cable TV
# HOGAN Wears Panties
# We Love ERIC( held up by Bischoffs mother )
# The Cork says' know your role and plug your hole
# Hey HHH, remember these? (Held up by a DX flasher)
# NWO-Nash Wussed Out
# Fat, Drunk Chicks 4 life
# The LWO stole my wallet
# My dad bought a ho from the Godfather
# My sign sucks
# My finishing move is firing your ass"
# WWF is Better Than Porn!
# DEBRAS TITS = RATINGS
# WW F'N F
# Ric Flair=Nervous Breakdown WHOOO!
# Goldberg = 2 moves
# Lex Luger Looks Like A Caveman
# Boobies Make Me Smile
# COLD BEER
# Hey Sable I'll Gladly Suck You
# X-pac=Piss Break
# Debra 36
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# Hogan Fears Rogaine
# Scott Stiener-Staroids=Scrunny Little Bitch
# The Rock's cookin stinks!
# We got in through the air vents!
# I ate va-chyna
# Don't goto Bossmans barber
# De-BRA"
# WCW=World's Cheapiest Women!
# Macho=Spasum OHH YEAH"
# WCW / nWo = World Championship Wrestling not Worth ordering
# Sable has just won a FREE tongue bath!
# Hey DDP! Kimberly just banged me!
# Chyna has a nice butt-- for a guy!
# Chyna is my long lost brother!
# Vince sucks goats balls!
# WWF = We Want Fans
# Sign.
# Pointless sign.
# The point of this sign is to stop the guy behind me from seeing
# How did we get in here?
# We'll trade our free tickets for some KFC! - Seen @ Nitro
# Who farted?
# This guy smells funny! - With arrow pointing to guy _\|
# We're on Raw and you're not!
# I'm on TV!
# Scott Steiner was in Hollywood - (Hogan)
# Breast
# Drunk 24/7
# WCW = Wheel Chair Wrestling
# Chyna is my dad!
# I slept with Sable!
# These seats suck!
# It's 9:00! Turn on Raw! - Seen @ Nitro @ 9:00 behind the announcing booth
# WCW = We Copy WWF
# Condoms prevent Guerreros
# Scott Hall drank my beer!
# Boobs = Ratings
# Sting is an evil mime
# Scott Hall cracks me up!
# Hunter Humps Hippos
# Big Poppa Pumps Steriods
# DX can suck these!
# Double J is an A double S
# Nation of Masturbation
# Sable, Gorgeous George, and Torri Wilson: The six best things in wrestling!
# YOUR AD HERE!
# The LWO stole my wallet!
# My dad bought a hoe from the Godfather
# My finishing move is firing your @$$!
# I have the Rock's cookbook!
# The Rock's cooking stinks!
# I Luve Ma Rasslin!
# OH Hell Yeah!, Front Row!
# What The Fuck is that smell???
# hey rock, know your mouth and shut your role
# William Regal has Besmirched me
# Funaki is my Dad
# Mankind can put more then his sock in my mouth
# WWF= Who Wants Foley
# Shane and Stephanie are imbreeders
# I came to see the Rock(at the 2001 Backlash in Chicago while he was suspended)
# other channel jack-ass(seen on nitro)
# AUSTIN FOR SALE! $ 3:16
# Don't feel bad Shane. My dad never regreted my birth, too. (seen at @ Raw before WrestleMania X-Seven).
# "Viscera ate my other sign"
# Barry Darsow repoed my car
# IRS=Isn't Rotunda Stupid
# The Rock fears Hogan's air guitar
# This is not a Chris Benoit Sign! (King of the ring 2000)
# Rikishi ate my Natchos!
# I got WOOD 4 Tori! (King of the ring 2000, the table/dumpster match)
# Dudleys, How about a table for 3? STEVE RAY DUDLEY! (an arrow pointing down to a guy that is dressed up like the Dudley boys)
# I wanna get Xtreme with Jeff Hardy!
# Hey Austin! Throw a beer over here!
# I want Matt Hard - y
# DX: Suck it? More like Suck Ass!
# I don't think i'm in Kansas anymore!
# Lita makes us the HARDY boys!
# LITA! Huricarana me!
# Jazz is my dad
# Scott Hall is a Jerichoholic
# Jericho Holics annonimous
# Hey Godfather, pimpin' ain't legal
# Hey Godfather, voodoo wasn't easy either
# Is "DDP" related to "DDS"
# Gangrel fears garlic
# Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Degeneration x proudly brings to you the world wrestling federation tag team champions of the world. The Road Dogg Jesse James, the Bad Ass Billy Gunn the New Age outlaws! (sign was actually full length being held by almost 100 people)
# U Suck Angle
# MMMM.....Trish (picture of Homer Simpson)
# Speaking of candy ass, where's Stacy?
# What does everyone want? CEREBRAL PAULSEY! (sign was held behind Jim Ross)
# Kevin Kelly is extreme
# Jericho is a HAS-BEAN
# Booker T stole my wallet
# Get the "F" back in!
# Vince McMahon was screwed by a panda
# vince get your oWn ideas
# my signs upside down (held upside down)
# Stop sayin what. WHAT?
# Matt Hardy drinks man milk
# Get the Steph out!
# Holy Hostility, Batman!
# Bored (with arrows pointing everywhere)
# Nash is trash
# Eddie is greasier than a big mac
# Planet Stasiak is in Uranus
# I am a Kanenite
# god bless plastic surgery!
# molly is no virgin...trust us!
# GET THE FLAIR OUT!!!!
# I'm with stupid (arrow pointing to guy in next seat)
# I farted
# Eat my "bizzutu"!
# Rico styled my hair
# Is Nitro still on? (seen on RAW, july '99)
# Stone Cold is my drinking buddy
# I hate signs
# My husband said if I went to another wrestling event, he would leave me...God I miss him!
# Mean Gene is my dad
# MOLD-dust
# Booker T = Undercover Brother
# Wife Beater 3:16
# Unemployed 3:16
# Eat your roll and shut your mouth!
# Hogan is my dad (held by old man)
# sid has snapped (seen shortly after sid broke his leg in jan. 01)
# hhh walked into a wall with an erection and broke his nose
# watcha gonna do when hulkamania walks calmly over you?
# nWo= non-wrestling oldies
# the next big thing: molly's ass
# hogan rules (it is funny if you are anti-hogan)
# R-i-m-j-o-b (held by six different people)
# Lesnar - The Next Big King
# Hogan Stole My Tanning Pills
# Brock ate Sid Vicious
# Hogan ate my chocolate bar!
# Eddie mows my grass
# Molly stole my lunch!
# Hogan, Act Your Age (with picture of tombstone)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
# hey Austin, Stay the F Out!
# Hogan was a Flintstone
# I tutored Chris Nowinsky
# the wwf gives us wrestling. we give the wwf signs
# im only here cause i couldn't get wwf tickets (seen on wcw tv)
# NWA Total Nonstop Assholes
# We're more drunk than Scott Hall! (Held by a group of people at a Nitro)
# Do Not Feed The Lesnar.
# Can I Have An Olympic Kiss? (Held by a really hot woman which is kinda funny if you hate him havin women love him)
# Eddie Guerrero- The King of the Mullet
# Time to play the Game: }{ungry }{ungry }{ippoes
# today is tuesday (seen on smackdown that was taped on tuesday and shown on thursday)
# undertaker respects my ass
# 67,000 people, only 1 x-pac fan. (wrestlemania x8)
# Don't Read This
# LA PARKA (thats just disturbing)
# We've CENA nuff
# "Triple H fears divorce."
# "RAW Spoiler: Triple H Wins!"
# "HHH is holding down my sign!"
# "wHHHo booked this crap?" (seen in a flair match when he does woooo)
# "Kane fears the condom" (when kane had married lita in 2005 and the snitsky era ... )
# "Edge? Head? Okay!"
# Ric Flair's cheat is under his armpits.
# "Randy Ointment - Lesion Killer"
# Harris Twins: #1 Inspiration for Birth Control
# Big Poppa Boner (survivor series '02)
# Kane is my dentist.
# CHUCK'N'BILLY FAG'N'TAG
# My sign is more over than HHH.
# FOZZY PLAYED MY PROM
# stacy-do you know BEN DOVER
# "Goldust raped my dad."
# Hogan Fears Aging
# King of the Ring 1998 during Double J's entrance "Ain't I Gay"
# Hunter Hemroid-eating Helmsley(seen at an episode of RAW June 1998)
# Viscera ate my Dad
# Big Show Please Don't Spit on Us
# De-Bra Debra
# Ric Flair is the new spokesperson for the Wonder-Bra
# Kane is running on FAKE Deisel power
# IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT MY SIGN SAYS!
# Debra 4:69
# Hey, Rock! Come smell what I just cooked!
# Hey! I think I won a contest! I got these tickets for free at the door! (person at a WCW show)
# What Does Everybody Want??? Sable!!!
# Hogan is so old he farts dust!
# Nitro just ran out of fuel
# Scott Hall Cracks me up (The word 'me' was crossed out.)
# Hey Tyson-BiteME!
# Hey Mike-Did it taste like chicken?
# Hogan vs. Flair.... Age in the Cage!!
# CONDOMS PREVENT DUDLEYS (once there were three dudleys bubba, devon, spike all debuted in the wwe)
# THE GUY BEHIND ME CAN'T SEE"
# Brisco Brothers Body Shop Stole My Hubcaps
# Paging Mr. Ass
# I didnt know what to write
# Hogan Has Saggy Tits
# Attention Kmart Shoppers-- SUCK IT!!!
# LODI STOLE MY SIGN
# Goldberg fears competition
# Tits=Ratings
# Emler Fudd says'WCW=Weal Cwappy Wessawing'
# Chyna: toughest man in all of wrestling
# Nitro Girls - Who knees 'em?
# Sable-what's their zip code?
# I hitch-hiked for this match?
# I like my Sunny side down
# Chyna Your The Man!
# WCW sux, Bischoff swallows
# Vince sucks a fat one
# Big Poppa Pumps Steriods
# I'M NOT A JERICOHOLIC!!! I'M AN ALCOHOLIC!!!
# DX can suck these
# Double J is an A double S
# Double J...Ain't he Gay?
# I left my wife for nitro
# I was in Chyna last night and it stunk
# WCW = WE CAN'T WRESTLE!
# WE GOT IN 4 FREE!!
# Dirty Dallas Page"
# OLD-Berg
# Look MA I'm on Rasslin'!!
# Kimberly, Feel My Bang!
# Paul Bearer collects chins
# NO MORE 3:16 SIGNS....................... 3:16
# This Space for Rent"
# Hogan fears....EVERYBODY!!!!
# Jerichololics Anonymous
# Drunk 24:7
# Give Goldberg a push
# Sable, Got Milk?
# Beer 3:16
# Chyna is my long lost brother
# I hate signs
# Sable 24/7:69
# I Need A Girlfriend
# Sable you left your toothbrush at my house last night
# Double J is Double Gay
# Sable, Sunny, and Marlena: The six best things in wrestling
# Val uses Viagra
# Chyna Rape Me!
# "Will Wrestle For
# "Will Wrestle forFood" (It was some person wearing a Hulk Hogan costume)
# McMahon failed SCU
# Hey Sable suck it!
# We love all 26 Guerreros"
# I'm Drunk
# Venis Has No Penis
# Chyna Has No VA-CHYNA
# Who Booked This Crap?
# I slept with Francine and all I got was this lousy rash!
# Your Paying $29.95 For This!
# Steal Cable TV
# HOGAN Wears Panties
# We Love ERIC( held up by Bischoffs mother )
# The Cork says' know your role and plug your hole
# Hey HHH, remember these? (Held up by a DX flasher)
# NWO-Nash Wussed Out
# Fat, Drunk Chicks 4 life
# The LWO stole my wallet
# My dad bought a ho from the Godfather
# My sign sucks
# My finishing move is firing your ass"
# WWF is Better Than Porn!
# DEBRAS TITS = RATINGS
# WW F'N F
# Ric Flair=Nervous Breakdown WHOOO!
# Goldberg = 2 moves
# Lex Luger Looks Like A Caveman
# Boobies Make Me Smile
# COLD BEER
# Hey Sable I'll Gladly Suck You
# X-pac=Piss Break
# Debra 36
D# Hogan Fears Rogaine
# Scott Stiener-Staroids=Scrunny Little Bitch
# The Rock's cookin stinks!
# We got in through the air vents!
# I ate va-chyna
# Don't goto Bossmans barber
# De-BRA"
# WCW=World's Cheapiest Women!
# Macho=Spasum OHH YEAH"
# WCW / nWo = World Championship Wrestling not Worth ordering
# Sable has just won a FREE tongue bath!
# Hey DDP! Kimberly just banged me!
# Chyna has a nice butt-- for a guy!
# Chyna is my long lost brother!
# Vince sucks goats balls!
# WWF = We Want Fans
# Sign.
# Pointless sign.
# The point of this sign is to stop the guy behind me from seeing
# How did we get in here?
# We'll trade our free tickets for some KFC! - Seen @ Nitro
# Who farted?
# This guy smells funny! - With arrow pointing to guy _\|
# We're on Raw and you're not!
# I'm on TV!
# Scott Steiner was in Hollywood - (Hogan)
# Breast
# Drunk 24/7
# WCW = Wheel Chair Wrestling
# Chyna is my dad!
# I slept with Sable!
# These seats suck!
# It's 9:00! Turn on Raw! - Seen @ Nitro @ 9:00 behind the announcing booth
# WCW = We Copy WWF
# Condoms prevent Guerreros
# Scott Hall drank my beer!
# Boobs = Ratings
# Sting is an evil mime
# Scott Hall cracks me up!
# Hunter Humps Hippos
# Big Poppa Pumps Steriods
# DX can suck these!
# Double J is an A double S
# Nation of Masturbation
# Sable, Gorgeous George, and Torri Wilson: The six best things in wrestling!
# YOUR AD HERE!
# The LWO stole my wallet!
# My dad bought a hoe from the Godfather
# My finishing move is firing your @$$!
# I have the Rock's cookbook!
# The Rock's cooking stinks!
# I Luve Ma Rasslin!
# OH Hell Yeah!, Front Row!
# What The Fuck is that smell???
# hey rock, know your mouth and shut your role
# William Regal has Besmirched me
# Funaki is my Dad
# Mankind can put more then his sock in my mouth
# WWF= Who Wants Foley
# Shane and Stephanie are imbreeders
# I came to see the Rock(at the 2001 Backlash in Chicago while he was suspended)
# other channel jack-ass(seen on nitro)
# AUSTIN FOR SALE! $ 3:16
# Don't feel bad Shane. My dad never regreted my birth, too. (seen at @ Raw before WrestleMania X-Seven).
# "Viscera ate my other sign"
# Barry Darsow repoed my car
# IRS=Isn't Rotunda Stupid
# The Rock fears Hogan's air guitar
# This is not a Chris Benoit Sign! (King of the ring 2000)
# Rikishi ate my Natchos!
# I got WOOD 4 Tori! (King of the ring 2000, the table/dumpster match)
# Dudleys, How about a table for 3? STEVE RAY DUDLEY! (an arrow pointing down to a guy that is dressed up like the Dudley boys)
# I wanna get Xtreme with Jeff Hardy!
# Hey Austin! Throw a beer over here!
# I want Matt Hard - y
# DX: Suck it? More like Suck Ass!
# I don't think i'm in Kansas anymore!
# Lita makes us the HARDY boys!
# LITA! Huricarana me!
# Jazz is my dad
# Scott Hall is a Jerichoholic
# Jericho Holics annonimous
# Hey Godfather, pimpin' ain't legal
# Hey Godfather, voodoo wasn't easy either
# Is "DDP" related to "DDS"
# Gangrel fears garlic
# Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Degeneration x proudly brings to you the world wrestling federation tag team champions of the world. The Road Dogg Jesse James, the Bad Ass Billy Gunn the New Age outlaws! (sign was actually full length being held by almost 100 people)
# U Suck Angle
# MMMM.....Trish (picture of Homer Simpson)
# Speaking of candy ass, where's Stacy?
# What does everyone want? CEREBRAL PAULSEY! (sign was held behind Jim Ross)
# Kevin Kelly is extreme
# Jericho is a HAS-BEAN
# Booker T stole my wallet
# Get the "F" back in!
# Vince McMahon was screwed by a panda
# vince get your oWn ideas
# my signs upside down (held upside down)
# Stop sayin what. WHAT?
# Matt Hardy drinks man milk
# Get the Steph out!
# Holy Hostility, Batman!
# Bored (with arrows pointing everywhere)
# Nash is trash
# Eddie is greasier than a big mac
# Planet Stasiak is in Uranus
# I am a Kanenite
# god bless plastic surgery!
# molly is no virgin...trust us!
# GET THE FLAIR OUT!!!!
# I'm with stupid (arrow pointing to guy in next seat)
# I farted
# Eat my "bizzutu"!
# Rico styled my hair
# Is Nitro still on? (seen on RAW, july '99)
# Stone Cold is my drinking buddy
# I hate signs
# My husband said if I went to another wrestling event, he would leave me...God I miss him!
# Mean Gene is my dad
# MOLD-dust
# Booker T = Undercover Brother
# Wife Beater 3:16
# Unemployed 3:16
# Eat your roll and shut your mouth!
# Hogan is my dad (held by old man)
# sid has snapped (seen shortly after sid broke his leg in jan. 01)
# hhh walked into a wall with an erection and broke his nose
# watcha gonna do when hulkamania walks calmly over you?
# nWo= non-wrestling oldies
# the next big thing: molly's ass
# hogan rules (it is funny if you are anti-hogan)
# R-i-m-j-o-b (held by six different people)
# Lesnar - The Next Big King
# Hogan Stole My Tanning Pills
# Brock ate Sid Vicious
# Hogan ate my chocolate bar!
# Eddie mows my grass
# Molly stole my lunch!
# Hogan, Act Your Age (with picture of tombstone)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
# hey Austin, Stay the F Out!
# Hogan was a Flintstone
# I tutored Chris Nowinsky
# the wwf gives us wrestling. we give the wwf signs
# im only here cause i couldn't get wwf tickets (seen on wcw tv)
# NWA Total Nonstop Assholes
# We're more drunk than Scott Hall! (Held by a group of people at a Nitro)
# Do Not Feed The Lesnar.
# Can I Have An Olympic Kiss? (Held by a really hot woman which is kinda funny if you hate him havin women love him)
# Eddie Guerrero- The King of the Mullet
# Time to play the Game: }{ungry }{ungry }{ippoes
# today is tuesday (seen on smackdown that was taped on tuesday and shown on thursday)
# undertaker respects my ass
# 67,000 people, only 1 x-pac fan. (wrestlemania x8)
# Don't Read This
# LA PARKA (thats just disturbing)
