Friday 28th November - Results

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The show opened with The Sandman in the ring. Sandman confirmed Adam Cole vs. Tazz for later tonight when he was interrupted by The Young Bucks. They were pissed off at last weeks stipulation, especially after deciding to let the matter of their beer from "Beer & Boobs" go to the side. Now they want their beer or a superkick party will be happening tonight. Matt challenges Sandman to a beer drinking contest later tonight, representing his "Beer & Boobs" team as its sole survivor. He wins, they get their beer. Sandman accepts and the three head to the bar.

Michael Elgin, Uhaa Nation & Antonio Cesaro def. Team #Lift (Brian Cage, Chris Masters & Lex Luger) with a Pop-Up European Uppercut to Masters.
Post match, Elgin challenges Cage to a lumberjack match at the next Saturday special. Cage accepts and promises to break Elgin once and for all.

League Of Flippy Guys: Jack Evans def. Adrian Neville with a 630 Splash.

Desmond Wolfe makes a surprise appearance next to announce his arrival at the bar. He says he enjoys a lot of the action here, and it reminds him of some of the rougher pubs back home in England. He says he's come here to prove he's the toughest SOB in wrestling, and wants to start with the toughest Brit he knows. He challenges Finlay to a match next week.

The Embassy def. Roderick Strong & Johnny Gargano via Black Hole Slam to Strong. Gargano was subbing for Evans due to League of Flippy Guys commitments.
Post match, Prince Nana headed over to the bar where the bar drinking contest currently saw Matt Jackson up 8 beers to 6 on Sandman. Nana shouted abuse at the Sandman and instructed Abyss to stand guard and ensure no cheating by the drunken fool.

Adam Cole def. Tazz with the figure four leglock following interference by Low Ki.
Post match, Low Ki double stomped Tazz and punted him in the head as he tried to get up. Ki shouted to Tazz that this is far from done.

Back at the bar, Sandman, still trailing on beers, declares the next Saturday special to be on the 13th December.

League Of Flippy Guys: Rey Mysterio def. ACH via West Coast Pop in a battle of joint first placed competitors. Mysterio now leads the leaue by 3 points, but only has one match left.

Daniel Bryan made his way to the ring to a big ovation from the booze hounds in attendance. DB says he knows from past experience there's a lot of top competitors here and he wants to face the very best of them at the next Saturday special, and challenges Samoa Joe to a match. Brock Lesnar appears once again, decides he doesn't need a mic and yells at Bryan that Joe has nothing on him and offers to prove it right now. Samoa Joe makes his way out and says he's quite happy to wipe the floor with either of them, and stares down Brock Lesnar in the aisle. To complete the tense atmosphere, Antonio Cesaro appears in the crowd, and declares himself to be the superior athlete here, and could take down all three of them. The Sandman is handed a mic by the bar tender, and he books a four way elimination match between them at the Saturday special, winner gets any match they want at the following Saturday special, before vomiting into a bucket and handing the mic back to the bar tender.

DB thinks that that's just great, and proposes and tag match involving the four next week, himself and Joe vs. Lesnar & Cesaro. Everyone nods, seeming to make this official.

Back at the bar, The Sandman downs one last beer as Matt Jackson lies head first on the bar unconscious. He wins the contest 15 beers to 13, and books The Embassy & Young Bucks against each other next week.

Main Event: CM Punk def. Drew Galloway via Go To Sleep.
Post match, Maria Kanellis appeared the ring apron to distract Punk whilst Michael Bennett came through the crowd. However, Punk saw through this and took down Bennett. He was about to GTS Bennett, but Galloway broke it up and hit the Futureshock DDT. Maria then brought a beer into the ring as Bennett & Galloway held Punk up. She went to try and poor it down his throat, but Colt Cabana hit the ring and came to Punks aid. Eventually, we were left with Punk face to face with Maria in the ring. Cabana snuck up behind her and poured a beer over her, causing her to freak out. Punk lifted her up for the GTS but Bennett pulled her away before the worst could happen. Cabana & Punk celebrated in the ring as we closed.

Confirmed for next week:
Main Event: Samoa Joe & Daniel Bryan vs. Brock Lesnar & Antonio Cesaro
Desmond Wolfe vs. Finlay
The Embassy (Jimmy Rave & Abyss w/Prince Nana) vs. The Young Bucks (Matt & Nick Jackson)