Friday 21st November - Results

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The show opened with new Bar Manager The Sandman in the ring. Sandman promised that with his experience in the fine art of drinking, that this bar will be the best fucking place to drink in town, and that he will look after the boys in the back and ensure they are rewarded more for their efforts.....with beer!

Prince Nana led The Embassy to the ring and demanded their portion of the prize from Saturday. Nana said that while the rest of the fools on his team may be willing to let it rest, he isn't, and he has a weapon of mass destruction in his camp just waiting to be unleashed on this drunken fool. Sandman threatened Nana with his cane before calling for SPLX to come down to ringside to wrestle these cocksuckers immediately.

SPLX (Zack Sabre Jr. & Dave Mastiff) def. The Embassy (Jimmy Rave & Abyss w/Prince Nana) in about 9 minutes following a cross armbreaker from Sabre on Rave. Nana scolded Abyss post match for allowing Rave to take the fall.

League Of Flippy Guys: Jack Evans def. Rey Mysterio in 5 minutes following an inside cradle. Bit of an upset here as Evans was winless heading in and Mysterio was leading the table.

Before the next match, The Sandman added a stipulation to the contest. Whoever lost the match would have to drink the equivalent number of bottles of beer to how many superkicks are thrown in this match. The Young Bucks were not pleased with this as they headed to the ring.

The Hooliganz (Paul London & Brian Kendrick) def. The Young Bucks (Matt & Nick Jackson) in 7 minutes via a double superkick to Matt. The Bucks were clearly holding back on the superkicks just to be on the save side, leading to their downfall. Nick & Matt will be drinking 10 bottles each for the rest of the show at the bar.

League Of Flippy Guys: Ricochet def. Adrian Neville with a Benadryller after 11 minutes. Competitive match with some great displays of athleticism.

Team #Lift made their way to the ring with newest member Lex Luger. Masters decided it was time for another Masterlock challenge and promptly picked and submitted some drunk fat guy from the front row. Michael Elgin & Uhaa Nation made their way to the ringside and challenged the trio to a six man tag match next week. Team #Lift accepted, with Cage asking which loser friend is he going to tease the world with now? Elgin said that they're gonna do things differently this time and not hide their partner. Suddenly, ANTONIO CESARO appeared through the crowd and dished out European Uppercuts for everyone as Elgin & Nation joined the fray. #Lift back down and escape before too much punishment was dished out.

Drew Galloway def. Mike Quackenbush with the Futureshock DDT in 5 minutes. Post match, The Sandman appeared in the aisle and booked Drew Galloway vs. CM Punk for next weeks main event.

League Of Flippy Guys: ACH def. Amazing Red in 8 minutes with the Big Bang Attack.

League Of Flippy Guys: Jushin Liger def. Kalisto in 14 minutes following a Shooting Star Press. After tonights matches, Mysterio & ACH tie the lead with 9 points, followed by Ricochet with 7 points. Mysterio only has two matches left though.

In the main event, Daniel Bryan def. Roderick Strong in 20 minutes following trapped elbows. Hell of a match. Post match, Brock Lesnar appeared in the aisle and circled Bryan at ringside. Samoa Joe hit the ring to back Bryan in a mirror of Saturday. Again, Lesnar retreated to the back without doing anything with a grin on his face.

Confirmed for next week:
Main Event: CM Punk vs. Drew Galloway
Team #Lift (Chris Masters, Brian Cage & Lex Luger) vs. Michael Elgin, Uhaa Nation & Antonio Cesaro
The Embassy (Jimmy Rave & Abyss w/Prince Nana) vs. Generation Next (Roderick Strong & Jack Evans)
 

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I'm loving Sandman as the manager, especially loved the line where he called The Embassy "cocksuckers" :lol:

Poor Bucks had to drink all of that beer.

Team Lift vs Elgin/Nation/Cesaro sounds like a killer stiff as all hell match. I'm also digging with what you're doing with Lesnar having him circle the ring like a shark watching it's prey, and just waiting for the right time.