Four Lane Highway Closed To...

[Solid Snake]

RESCUE A TINY KITTEN! :yay:

If this was a different life, and I worked as an emergency responder, here is the kind of report that would easily send me dashing out the door: A tiny, adorable kitten, stuck on the highway. The kitten can’t escape because of traffic congestion. That exact situation played out in Abu Dhabi this week.

As recounted by the Khaleej Times, the terrified, adorable, tiny kitten had to be rescued by four firefighters. After receiving reports of a cat stranded on the highway emergency workers did the only thing they could do.

 

[Doxo]

Now don't murder me, I know you want to, but stopping a 4 lane highway for a kitten? Not worth it

I guess I've failed the test of integrity and humanity, whoops

 

[Rosie]

In Ontario, traffic was stopped because of a beaver...

Beaver causes brief closure on Conestoga Parkway

Sorry...

 

[Black Wizard]

Entirely worth it to stop a highway over a kitten.

Cats > people.

 

[Solid Snake]

Now don't murder me, I know you want to, but stopping a 4 lane highway for a kitten? Not worth it

I guess I've failed the test of integrity and humanity, whoops

 

[The Gipper]

Now don't murder me, I know you want to, but stopping a 4 lane highway for a kitten? Not worth it

I guess I've failed the test of integrity and humanity, whoops

I trained you to be smarter than this.

 

[Solid Snake]

I trained you to be smarter than this.

Should have used a master ball :