Formal Declaration of War

[monkeystyle]

Announcement of deployment of enormous Simian military force.
Any resistance completely futile.

monkeystyle guarantees IWF and extra-IWF possessions and the dynasty, if any resistance remains absent.

Else danger of complete annihilation of the forum and the form of government.

Therefore demand urgently appeal people and forces and demand establish contact with Simian military commanders

Motivation: we have irrefutable proof of an imminent threat of invasion by nancy and Sterl in Hell in a Thread, and the Streetfight, which has long been prepared with the joint knowledge of the Nancy and Sterl.

Purpose: advance to Best Of... area

 

[X-Sterl-X]

* Blows up this thread*

 

[Evil Austin]

Atten' Hut!~

 

[MikeRaw]

Are you high?

 

[monkeystyle]

http://www.impactwrestling.com/forum/showthread.php?p=377299#post377299

 

[X-Sterl-X]

*airstrikes this thread*

 

[monkeystyle]

Are you high?

Shockingly no, I'm not.

 

[monkeystyle]

Yet...

 

[MikeRaw]

You fucked up!
In the Best of IWF section, the first thread is called "Best of IWF Volume One: Soulpower"
But the second is "Best of IWF Volume 2: Nanci Di Loreto"

See, in one, you spelt out the number One instead of putting the number, but in another, you put the number 2 instead of writing out Two.

That is simply inapropriate :shifty:

 

[monkeystyle]

You fucked up!
In the Best of IWF section, the first thread is called "Best of IWF Volume One: Soulpower"
But the second is "Best of IWF Volume 2: Nanci Di Loreto"

See, in one, you spelt out the number One instead of putting the number, but in another, you put the number 2 instead of writing out Two.

That is simply inapropriate :shifty:

What?

I have no idea what you mean :shifty:

 

[Nancy Di Loreto]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I, Nancy, am here to unleash hell and reign down vengeance upon thee! All those who are not with me are the disease, while those whose stand by my side the cure...

EDIT: Oh and kiddies... oster_war:

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

k .

 

[Wordlife]

um wow.... whats going on... has MS declared war? Are you accepting Nancy?

 

[seX-Power]

sterl is a ninja rape worshipped pebble toenail emo cabbage tram

 

[Nancy Di Loreto]

um wow.... whats going on... has MS declared war? Are you accepting Nancy?

:admin: He has declared war. And therefore, I must prepare for WHOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!