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Dolph'sZiggler

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Why are you all so lily livered? You think you have the musk but you shower too often when a proper lad should only shower once maybe twice a week. The ladies want a manly man with manly musk, not a metrosexual. Spend less time grooming yourselves and more time down at the local boozer and you will get more females grinding on your netherbusiness. And I don't mean those butchy Jeff Hardy fans with their fishnets, I mean proper lasses who enjoy musky men that talk about wrestling at the local boozer while smelling musky.

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right you have gotten a reaction
If you want to get babes, NEVER bring up wrestling. lmfao.
how would the women know what you are talking about

if they overhear a conversation about why Orton is a good worker, they might think you are on about the footy. More vacous jokes from the OP I see. The sad thing is if we met in the real world, this would be the result

 
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Tgmiveld

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just hate people twisting my words like the OP is trying to do. there is more to my thinking than what he makes out
 

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just hate people twisting my words like the OP is trying to do. there is more to my thinking than what he makes out
This is your third last stand now, how typical.
 

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right you have gotten a reaction

how would the women know what you are talking about

if they overhear a conversation about why Orton is a good worker, they might think you are on about the footy. More vacous jokes from the OP I see. The sad thing is if we met in the real world, this would be the result


What do you mean how would they know what I am talking about. Usually, when you have a conversation with someone you explain what the fuck you are talking about, mate.

So, I would never go to a babe and be like "Yo, you catch raw last night sweet tits?" Unless they drop a hint they are into WWE, i'm steering clear until after the first shag. Ya dig? If you need any advice on how to actually pick up babes, hit me up.
 

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Oh look at the time, looks like I should disappear again.
 
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