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Are you a dumbass in a flame war? Feel like you know deep down your getting *ahem* as they say 'pwned'? Don't have any flames as you were dropped on your head to many times as a baby? This is the thread for you
Name Calling
The staple of Dummy Flames. If you have nothing smart or relevant to say, name call! Here are some examples:
Lady WhoreRod
Brian Kendrick's Ballsack
King Loser
Dipshit Army
Fagish40
Now you try...
Redundant Jokes!!
Once again you have nothing? Getting owned with the racist jokes people direct towards you because you're a currysucking brownie? Make up some...WHITE PEOPLE JOKES! Here's some ideas to get you started
What do you say when you see cum on somebodies pants?
When did the whiteys come here
What did they invent white out?
To get rid of all the whiteys!
What did the whitey say to the bread?
Nice tan buddy
Since they make total sense and are not incredibly stupid in the slightest
Your Mum Jokes
Since it is the internet, you have an infinite knowledge of other members mothers. You have no comeback? Say something about your opponents mother, as it shall always make sense! Yes my mother is a cock sucking whore with cancer, how did you know!
Owned
Got nothing? Just randomly say one of the following (I feel like a dickhead just typing these)
Owned!
Own3d!
Pwned!
Pwn3d!
Self-Owned!
Self-Own3d!
Self-Pwned!
Self-Pwn3d!
I’m a douche bag!
Since not even posting a real flame automatically means you suddenly possess ownership of the person in question.
ZOMG
Once again you have been ‘Owned’ as they say on the interwebz? Somebody actually replied to your flame and you have nothing? Simply post
‘ZOMG THE INTERNET IS SERIOZ BIZINEZZ!!!11!1’
Using this phrase will automatically cover your arse. Since someone flaming you on the internet whilst you are in a flame war must mean that they take the internet extremely seriously and value it more than their lives.
Pose like you’re famous (pun intended)
Somebody caught you out on your stupidity? Have you self-owned yourself? Don’t’ reply to the flame, no no no, just pose and ramble like you’re a pile of shit! Somebody think you’re not actually a supermodel that you claim to be? They ask you to post a picture? Just tell them ‘ROFL so you can jack off to my titties?!?’ even though if they are a supermodel there are OBVIOUSLY other pictures on the internet. Someone catch you out that you’re actually a re-joiner? Repeatedly make up bullshit! Somebody discover you’re actually a dude? Keep pretending you’re a girl, it will work!
YOU SUCK DICK!
Finally, the end of the line. All of the other Flames for Dummies have failed (Whaa…?)! Well just make up random bullshit! Here’s an example
‘Your shot your own grandmmother you sack of shit why don’t you go fuck a cow. You’re mother is a hooker and your father is an Iraqi. You eat dick for breakfast and when people touch you they get AIDS. OWN3D!!!’
Flames are childish!
You have nothing to reply with, as you have just been burnt more than a barrel of Diesel in a bush fire, so what do you do? You can't reply to the flame, and you have absolutely no comeback. What shall you do!
Say you refuse to flame because it is childish! It is once again a perfect way to cover your arse when there is nothing you can shoot back with, you just pretend you are above flaming. Then when you read this section you claim this whole thread is childish (I can see it now >_>)
Welcome the Flames!
When you have been completely trampled and are even more mentally Blue then when you first joined IWF (even though in some cases that's near impossible), use your 4 remaining brain cells and post stuff about you for people to use as flames! When you're an inbred 'tard, there's really no other material needed, but helping others out like this will possibly fool people into thinking you don't care or are just 'above' flaming. Often all it proves is your 4 brain cells have malfunctioned.
New Section~!
Make up shit!
Made-up and/or redundant arguments can be your best friends. Except for sheep of course.
Hope I’ve helped all you dummies out there. Fell free to add your own folks.
Name Calling
The staple of Dummy Flames. If you have nothing smart or relevant to say, name call! Here are some examples:
Lady WhoreRod
Brian Kendrick's Ballsack
King Loser
Dipshit Army
Fagish40
Now you try...
Redundant Jokes!!
Once again you have nothing? Getting owned with the racist jokes people direct towards you because you're a currysucking brownie? Make up some...WHITE PEOPLE JOKES! Here's some ideas to get you started
What do you say when you see cum on somebodies pants?
When did the whiteys come here
What did they invent white out?
To get rid of all the whiteys!
What did the whitey say to the bread?
Nice tan buddy
Since they make total sense and are not incredibly stupid in the slightest
Your Mum Jokes
Since it is the internet, you have an infinite knowledge of other members mothers. You have no comeback? Say something about your opponents mother, as it shall always make sense! Yes my mother is a cock sucking whore with cancer, how did you know!
Owned
Got nothing? Just randomly say one of the following (I feel like a dickhead just typing these)
Owned!
Own3d!
Pwned!
Pwn3d!
Self-Owned!
Self-Own3d!
Self-Pwned!
Self-Pwn3d!
I’m a douche bag!
Since not even posting a real flame automatically means you suddenly possess ownership of the person in question.
ZOMG
Once again you have been ‘Owned’ as they say on the interwebz? Somebody actually replied to your flame and you have nothing? Simply post
‘ZOMG THE INTERNET IS SERIOZ BIZINEZZ!!!11!1’
Using this phrase will automatically cover your arse. Since someone flaming you on the internet whilst you are in a flame war must mean that they take the internet extremely seriously and value it more than their lives.
Pose like you’re famous (pun intended)
Somebody caught you out on your stupidity? Have you self-owned yourself? Don’t’ reply to the flame, no no no, just pose and ramble like you’re a pile of shit! Somebody think you’re not actually a supermodel that you claim to be? They ask you to post a picture? Just tell them ‘ROFL so you can jack off to my titties?!?’ even though if they are a supermodel there are OBVIOUSLY other pictures on the internet. Someone catch you out that you’re actually a re-joiner? Repeatedly make up bullshit! Somebody discover you’re actually a dude? Keep pretending you’re a girl, it will work!
YOU SUCK DICK!
Finally, the end of the line. All of the other Flames for Dummies have failed (Whaa…?)! Well just make up random bullshit! Here’s an example
‘Your shot your own grandmmother you sack of shit why don’t you go fuck a cow. You’re mother is a hooker and your father is an Iraqi. You eat dick for breakfast and when people touch you they get AIDS. OWN3D!!!’
Flames are childish!
You have nothing to reply with, as you have just been burnt more than a barrel of Diesel in a bush fire, so what do you do? You can't reply to the flame, and you have absolutely no comeback. What shall you do!
Say you refuse to flame because it is childish! It is once again a perfect way to cover your arse when there is nothing you can shoot back with, you just pretend you are above flaming. Then when you read this section you claim this whole thread is childish (I can see it now >_>)
Welcome the Flames!
When you have been completely trampled and are even more mentally Blue then when you first joined IWF (even though in some cases that's near impossible), use your 4 remaining brain cells and post stuff about you for people to use as flames! When you're an inbred 'tard, there's really no other material needed, but helping others out like this will possibly fool people into thinking you don't care or are just 'above' flaming. Often all it proves is your 4 brain cells have malfunctioned.
New Section~!
Make up shit!
Made-up and/or redundant arguments can be your best friends. Except for sheep of course.
Hope I’ve helped all you dummies out there. Fell free to add your own folks.
