Favorite Movie Quotes

[Samalan]

Post your favorite movie quotes here, can be more then one but I would recommend posting them in different posts so you don't get the movies mixed up. No double posting.

"STOP SINGING! NO WONDER YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY FRIENDS!" "Only a true friend would be that truly honest!" - Shrek

 

[Lacky]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? - Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry.

 

[Mainstream87]

King Kong ain't got shit on me! - Denzel Washington in Training Day

 

[Xanth]

“GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!” — The Goonies

 

[Brother Loathe]

"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!" - Pulp Fiction.

 

[GrammarNazi82]

"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" .... "In a row?!" -- Clerks

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" .... "In a row?!" -- Clerks

I love you. Clerks is such a great film

I always loved it when The Dude says 'obviously you're not a golfer' when that guy is asking him about his bowling ball

also 'careful man, there's a beverage here!'

 

[GrammarNazi82]

I love you. Clerks is such a great film

I always loved it when The Dude says 'obviously you're not a golfer' when that guy is asking him about his bowling ball

also 'careful man, there's a beverage here!'

Nice. I absolutely love Clerks; such a great, cult classic film. Of course I have to love Mallrats, too. "I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues!"


Another of my favorite movies with tons of great quotes:
"Oh, fuck you! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us fucking lost!" -- Boondock Saints

 

[Mainstream87]

Clerks is probably my alltime fav film, good choice there.

 

[Farooq]

"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!" - Pulp Fiction.

:finger: You bitch you took my quote :sad:

"You never go ass to mouth!" -Clerks 2

"I'll be baaaack!" -Terminator 2

"Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."-Wayne's World

 

[Hannah Bee]

Roy Miller: Someday. That's a dangerous word. It's really just a code for 'never'.

"Knight and Day"

 

[ryderfan716]

Jay: Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? Yeah...

Jay and Silent Bob

 

[Mainstream87]

"I like to think i'm a master of my own destiny" - Randal Clerks

 

[GrammarNazi82]

Doc Holliday: "And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?"
Kate: "You don't even know him."
Holliday: "Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him."

-- Tombstone
:win:

 

[Stopspot]

"Did you ever see that movie um, Clash of the titans? Yeah I don't want to sound like a queer or anything, but unicorns are kick ass!"

-Orgazmo