^ KenFan: "It was the Illuminati chessarmy..." (KenFan opens the car door and allows chessarmy into his limo)
(KenFan opens a briefcase and pulls out a folder full of papers and stuff)
KenFan: "...they were the ones that were responsible for kidnapping samoa joe, they were the ones that murdered benoit's family and made it look like a murder/suicide, they made ecw go bankrupt, they made russo the head writer for tna, they told the rock to quit or die, they were the ones that put steriods in scott stiener's milk!
they also committed the worse crime in the history of pro wrestling...
injuring Mr Kennedy while he had money in the bank....."
Chessarmy: "conspiracy!!!!" (farts)
KenFan: "just look at the symbols man!!!"
(opens up a file and points at a picture)