Fallout 6/6/10 Mat Jones vs. ????
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The scene opens with Mat Jones sat with his mother talking.
Mat: Mum, I told you, you are safe, the hit was called off.
Mum: But...
Mat: Look, Vino is a worthless scumbag that puts people in matches against an unknown opponent but he wouldn’t attack a helpless old woman like you, especially not the mother of his best new talent.
Mum: Mathew, I don’t like you speaking like that, don’t be so big headed.
Mat Jones stands up.
Mat: Mum, I’ve got a flight to catch, I can’t be staying in Blackpool all week, I need to get back to America and start training before my Pay Per View debut.
Mat leaves saying goodbye to his mother and gets into his car. The scene closes.
The scene reopens with Mat Jones on his plane journey listening to his Ipod.
Mat: (singing) Let it roll, let it roll, I’m unstoppable! (Speaking to himself) No, that isn’t a good enough theme song; I’ll just stick to my old one.
Passenger: Hey! Are you Mat Jones from IWF?!
Mat: Yeah, you a fan?
Passenger: Your biggest!
Mat signs an autograph. The scene fades out.
The scene reopens; Mat is in USA, in a gym, talking to Tom Singer.
Mat: This is utterly disgraceful, I am forced to face a no named opponent at my PPV debut, this is bullshit.
Tom: Calm down.
Mat: Shut the fu... I mean silence, please. I was at the other side of the planet not 12 hours ago; I am completely unprepared for this!
Mat picks up a dumbbell and continues.
Mat: Vino should not be in charge of this business, he is what makes the fans turn off, it’s a good job I’m here, otherwise nobody would ever tune in.
Mat drops the dumbbell and it lands on Tom’s foot.
Tom: Argh!
Mat: Don’t be such a pussy! Anyway I do not deserve this injustice of facing a random opponent. Whoever it is though, will wish they never made any sort of alliance with Vino. The Authentic One will hit take whoever it is Down..... To....... Earth and when they do and my hand is raised I will go on to be the success that everybody knows I will be. I know Vino doesn’t like me, but he is a good businessman and he will see my talent and he will take advantage of that and shoot me right to the top.
Tom: You hope.
Mat: What did I tell you about speaking?! At Fallout I make my PPV debut and make my presence felt as THE AUTHENTIC ONE! MAT JONES!
Mat: Mum, I told you, you are safe, the hit was called off.
Mum: But...
Mat: Look, Vino is a worthless scumbag that puts people in matches against an unknown opponent but he wouldn’t attack a helpless old woman like you, especially not the mother of his best new talent.
Mum: Mathew, I don’t like you speaking like that, don’t be so big headed.
Mat Jones stands up.
Mat: Mum, I’ve got a flight to catch, I can’t be staying in Blackpool all week, I need to get back to America and start training before my Pay Per View debut.
Mat leaves saying goodbye to his mother and gets into his car. The scene closes.
The scene reopens with Mat Jones on his plane journey listening to his Ipod.
Mat: (singing) Let it roll, let it roll, I’m unstoppable! (Speaking to himself) No, that isn’t a good enough theme song; I’ll just stick to my old one.
Passenger: Hey! Are you Mat Jones from IWF?!
Mat: Yeah, you a fan?
Passenger: Your biggest!
Mat signs an autograph. The scene fades out.
The scene reopens; Mat is in USA, in a gym, talking to Tom Singer.
Mat: This is utterly disgraceful, I am forced to face a no named opponent at my PPV debut, this is bullshit.
Tom: Calm down.
Mat: Shut the fu... I mean silence, please. I was at the other side of the planet not 12 hours ago; I am completely unprepared for this!
Mat picks up a dumbbell and continues.
Mat: Vino should not be in charge of this business, he is what makes the fans turn off, it’s a good job I’m here, otherwise nobody would ever tune in.
Mat drops the dumbbell and it lands on Tom’s foot.
Tom: Argh!
Mat: Don’t be such a pussy! Anyway I do not deserve this injustice of facing a random opponent. Whoever it is though, will wish they never made any sort of alliance with Vino. The Authentic One will hit take whoever it is Down..... To....... Earth and when they do and my hand is raised I will go on to be the success that everybody knows I will be. I know Vino doesn’t like me, but he is a good businessman and he will see my talent and he will take advantage of that and shoot me right to the top.
Tom: You hope.
Mat: What did I tell you about speaking?! At Fallout I make my PPV debut and make my presence felt as THE AUTHENTIC ONE! MAT JONES!
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