Explain a film plot badly!

[C.M. Shaddix]

I looked up and down all around no threads for this, i've gotten real bored lately so this killed a lot of time doing this shit: *Don't post something about The Force Awakens yet!!, I need to see it!!!*

Spoiler: Ones I Made or found on the Internet

Dumb and Dumber To
- Guy pranks best friend for 20 years, his friend retaliates

The Last Airbender
- Kids try to do one of Nickelodeon's best show's 1st season in real life, they fail miserably

Transformers: Age of Extinction
- Micheal Bay sends robots out to blow stuff for a 4th time

Star Wars: A New Hope
-Boy blows up bad guy's space station, the plot twist is it belonged to his dad

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
- Dad reunites with long lost son, tries to get him to take over the family business
- Frog teaches kid magic to kill his father

The Santa Clause
- Man scares old guy during his job and accidentally kills him, takes his job

Predator
- Foreigner hunts natives as the natives try to escape

The Great Gatsby
- Rich guy take blame when ex-girlfriend kills someone, it was a bad idea

Iron Man
- Second in command wants to be boss, so they fight each other in cool metal suits, boss wins

Iron Man 2
- Colonel proves that facial reconstruction is good enough for rich genious to give him a cool ass suit

Iron Man 3
- Man makes headway for a universal disability cure, Rich Genious so shocked by this he destroys all his metal suits

Avengers: The Age of Ultron
- Rich Genious and Steriod Addict Genious realize why we should all watch the Terminator movies

The Incredible Hulk
- Man addicted to steroids takes a shot so bad he turns into a big muscular version of Shrek

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
- 5 midgets, a wizard, 2 men and an immortal archer begin a very long walk to return an unwanted piece of jewelery

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
- 2 midgets continue the walk to return the piece of jewelry while their friends go on to have more fun than them

Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
- 2 midgets develop gay personalities as they finally return the unwanted jewelry, meanwhile their friends still have more fun than them, but everyone has a good laugh in the end

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
- A midget with a foot disorder is recruited by another cult of midgets with beards and a wizard to go steal a rock

The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug
- Midgets go check to see if a dragon is still residing in their old house, "...Yep! Still There!"

The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies
- Bearded Midget King gets his house back, only for him to die 2 days later along with his 2 nephews

 

[Neptune]

Elf
- Grown man runs around New York dressed as an elf who has the mind of an 8 year old; The New Girl falls in love with said 8 year old adult.

 

[Pop Tatari]

Cop chases a bus that cannot slow down even though he has a car maybe his car is out of petrol .He must get on that bus in order to do this,if not some evil dude makes some shit get real and blows stuff up. Cop also gets boner from female passenger and wants to make whoopee with her- speed

 

[Roadster]

Shrek -
A green guy hates blind mice and saves a women from an oversized bird, and they make love. Their only friend is an undersized horse.

 

[Rogue]

Cop chases a bus that cannot slow down even though he has a car maybe his car is out of petrol .He must get on that bus in order to do this,if not some evil dude makes some shit get real and blows stuff up. Cop also gets boner from female passenger and wants to make whoopee with her- speed

Don't forget that said evil guy is a genius technically, but gets bamboozled over a replaying video clip.

 

[Roadster]

Green Mile -
Big black guy doesn't like the dark.

 

[C.M. Shaddix]

X-Men
Dude with magnets kidnaps a girl

 

[Roadster]

Leon: The Professional -
Small girl wants to fuck a bad ass. But also wants to kill people.

 

[C.M. Shaddix]

Now we can give these out:
Star Wars Episode VII - The Force Awakens
Smuggler's son goes through such a bad emo phase that he ends up killing him

 

[Stopspot]

Back to the future 1
Michael J Fox barely avoids incest

 

[The GOAT]

Die Hard - Terrorists pretending to still be terrorists so they can pull off a robbery are thwarted by a cop who just happens to be caught in the middle of their convoluted heist.

Scream - Two teenagers' idea of creating their own real-life horror movie entails running around killing people while dressed in a Halloween costume that couldn't scare a child.

Natural Born Killers - Two mentally warped adults fall in love, kill people, get caught, escape, and then decide to live the rest of their lives peacefully raising a family instead of murdering others.

 

[C.M. Shaddix]

Slither- lot of gross gore imagery

 

[Neptune]

Pretty Woman

- The glamorous life of a prostitute meets the charming fairy tale of Cinderella.

 

[FeudTube]

The story of two men sharing quality time over a series of problem solving riddles and games.

Spoiler

 

[Farooq]

Star Wars Episode VI

One handed man saves woman from intergalactic worm and murders hundreds of construction workers lives.