Kaedon is Rawerest!!! 4/30/07
Raw starts off with Cena and Vince. Vince says “whats up homie?†Good stuff, Vince has lost it. Tonight we get Cena vs. HBK III. We know it wont be an hour though. Sad story.
First out of the gate is the implosion of Rated RKO. Orton takes the advantage early and just beats the living shit out of Edge in any way possible. Orton sends Edge into the security rail and we go to commercial.
You know instead of doing this play by play stuff, which takes the fun out of watching cuz I have to type, so I’ll just go through some highlights. Edge took over when he made Orton miss and sends Randy into the post shoulder first. Then Edge spears Orton through the ropes to the announce table, knocking out the commentators mics for a few. Edge beats down Orton for a while but Randy comes back. Orton goes to hammer Edge in the corner but gets a snake eyes which busts Orton open. We get some false finishes and Edge ends up winning a helluva match with a spear after failing with the Impaler DDT. This was a damn good match and it shows why Raw has the best established talent in the WWE. That’s not to knock everyone else on SD and ECW, however it was a damn good TV match.
We then get a recap of the Santino Marella thing. Man that heavy accent is annoying as hell, but damn is he well dressed! Does that accent sound Albanian to anyone? So next week we get Santino’s first Intercontinental Title defense! Nice. Who is it gonna be?
RVD goes on a rant about how ECW made wrestling fun again. Blah blah. Which leads to us being told its RVD vs. Umaga. That’s gonna be good, no doubt.
Pirate Vince and yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Shane talk about how much they hate RVD. Shane is gonna manage Umaga? Where’s Estrada? Is he having a baby too? This all leads to a touching father/son moment and then Shane gets to play ECW Champion.
Ooooo Maria. Poor thing has a cold. But she’s still friggin HOT!! Edge mad! EDGE SMASH!!! Anyone ever notice when Edge gets mad, he looks like he is going to shit his pants?
Jeff Hardy vs. Johnny Nitro
These guys go back and forth all match. They each get a nice set of offense in but Jeff ends up getting the Swanton for the win. Cade and Murdoch are sitting at ringside for commentary. They get on the house mic and applaud Jeff Hardy and say they respect Jeff. They get in the ring to extend their hands to Jeff and Jeff says hell no and gets out.
Cena BARELY escapes with the belt. GG for him. It was definitely a creative way to end the show and keep the feud going. In all honesty, HBK and Cena are the two hottest stars on Raw, despite the smark opinion of the reaction for Cena, so it makes sense to keep this going for as long as possible. Up after the commercial…Umaga and RVD!
Umaga vs. RVD
You know, as much shit as I talk about RVD, the guy knows how to take a beating. I mean really, he took a shit kicking for the first half of the match. He gets some offense in and then locks in a sleeper like a pit bull. He even gets thrown OUT of the ring and then locks it back on when Umaga comes out. RVD’s back has to be killing him after this match….RVD gets his usual offense in after Umaga misses the Hoe Train thing. RVD goes for a 5 Star and Umaga catches HIS THROAT, pulls him to his feet and hits RVD with the Samoan Spike to win. Definitely another good match. I wonder how long people are going to whine about RVD losing….
Cena/HBK III
Oops not yet, HBK is bloodied in the back!!! ZOMG!!! I think I saw a Canadian blonde hair!!!
Back and we see Cena and…..VAL VENIS!?? Anyway, Coach accuses Cena who almost knocks the shit out of him. I wish he would have. Vince says he wants HBK in the ring no matter what condition he is in.
Flair/Carlito vs. WGTT
Carlito finally turns on Flair after a nice match. Flair gets up and starts to hammer Carlito up the ramp!
Edge is now found bloody. Coach suspects Orton now. Who dun it?!
It’s a rare Raw appearance by MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR KENNADAY!!! Kennedy says he didn’t dun it! Kennedy says he is going to cash in his chips at Wrestlemania 24!!! How are they going to do this!?
Kenny finds Orton taken out!! Ok, maybe Cena did to it….
Vince knows who dun it…He is S-M-R-T!
Candice and Mickey vs. Melina and Victoria again
Pretty standard cat fight. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, I love boobies.
Candice pins Victoria!
More whining by the ECW originals. Shut up! Elijah Burke and CM Punk are better than you!!!
Cena tells the shmuck causing all the problems to bring it. WOOO IT’S KHALI!!! Khali beats the shiat out of Cena and then hits him with the d00ble choke slam. There you go, Cena got laid out. I honestly don’t think this will last long. They wont put Cena/Khali as a main event. Yes, they used Bob Holly, but he can actually wrestle…
Well it was great till we found out who did it, but I still love a good game of who dun it. Raw gets a B- this week.
Before I go, I wanted to tell you to go read Soulpower’s ECW Column because he’s the man. Also go read my No Smark Zone in the WWE Forum!!!
Raw starts off with Cena and Vince. Vince says “whats up homie?†Good stuff, Vince has lost it. Tonight we get Cena vs. HBK III. We know it wont be an hour though. Sad story.
First out of the gate is the implosion of Rated RKO. Orton takes the advantage early and just beats the living shit out of Edge in any way possible. Orton sends Edge into the security rail and we go to commercial.
You know instead of doing this play by play stuff, which takes the fun out of watching cuz I have to type, so I’ll just go through some highlights. Edge took over when he made Orton miss and sends Randy into the post shoulder first. Then Edge spears Orton through the ropes to the announce table, knocking out the commentators mics for a few. Edge beats down Orton for a while but Randy comes back. Orton goes to hammer Edge in the corner but gets a snake eyes which busts Orton open. We get some false finishes and Edge ends up winning a helluva match with a spear after failing with the Impaler DDT. This was a damn good match and it shows why Raw has the best established talent in the WWE. That’s not to knock everyone else on SD and ECW, however it was a damn good TV match.
We then get a recap of the Santino Marella thing. Man that heavy accent is annoying as hell, but damn is he well dressed! Does that accent sound Albanian to anyone? So next week we get Santino’s first Intercontinental Title defense! Nice. Who is it gonna be?
RVD goes on a rant about how ECW made wrestling fun again. Blah blah. Which leads to us being told its RVD vs. Umaga. That’s gonna be good, no doubt.
Pirate Vince and yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Shane talk about how much they hate RVD. Shane is gonna manage Umaga? Where’s Estrada? Is he having a baby too? This all leads to a touching father/son moment and then Shane gets to play ECW Champion.
Ooooo Maria. Poor thing has a cold. But she’s still friggin HOT!! Edge mad! EDGE SMASH!!! Anyone ever notice when Edge gets mad, he looks like he is going to shit his pants?
Jeff Hardy vs. Johnny Nitro
These guys go back and forth all match. They each get a nice set of offense in but Jeff ends up getting the Swanton for the win. Cade and Murdoch are sitting at ringside for commentary. They get on the house mic and applaud Jeff Hardy and say they respect Jeff. They get in the ring to extend their hands to Jeff and Jeff says hell no and gets out.
Cena BARELY escapes with the belt. GG for him. It was definitely a creative way to end the show and keep the feud going. In all honesty, HBK and Cena are the two hottest stars on Raw, despite the smark opinion of the reaction for Cena, so it makes sense to keep this going for as long as possible. Up after the commercial…Umaga and RVD!
Umaga vs. RVD
You know, as much shit as I talk about RVD, the guy knows how to take a beating. I mean really, he took a shit kicking for the first half of the match. He gets some offense in and then locks in a sleeper like a pit bull. He even gets thrown OUT of the ring and then locks it back on when Umaga comes out. RVD’s back has to be killing him after this match….RVD gets his usual offense in after Umaga misses the Hoe Train thing. RVD goes for a 5 Star and Umaga catches HIS THROAT, pulls him to his feet and hits RVD with the Samoan Spike to win. Definitely another good match. I wonder how long people are going to whine about RVD losing….
Cena/HBK III
Oops not yet, HBK is bloodied in the back!!! ZOMG!!! I think I saw a Canadian blonde hair!!!
Back and we see Cena and…..VAL VENIS!?? Anyway, Coach accuses Cena who almost knocks the shit out of him. I wish he would have. Vince says he wants HBK in the ring no matter what condition he is in.
Flair/Carlito vs. WGTT
Carlito finally turns on Flair after a nice match. Flair gets up and starts to hammer Carlito up the ramp!
Edge is now found bloody. Coach suspects Orton now. Who dun it?!
It’s a rare Raw appearance by MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR KENNADAY!!! Kennedy says he didn’t dun it! Kennedy says he is going to cash in his chips at Wrestlemania 24!!! How are they going to do this!?
Kenny finds Orton taken out!! Ok, maybe Cena did to it….
Vince knows who dun it…He is S-M-R-T!
Candice and Mickey vs. Melina and Victoria again
Pretty standard cat fight. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, I love boobies.
Candice pins Victoria!
More whining by the ECW originals. Shut up! Elijah Burke and CM Punk are better than you!!!
Cena tells the shmuck causing all the problems to bring it. WOOO IT’S KHALI!!! Khali beats the shiat out of Cena and then hits him with the d00ble choke slam. There you go, Cena got laid out. I honestly don’t think this will last long. They wont put Cena/Khali as a main event. Yes, they used Bob Holly, but he can actually wrestle…
Well it was great till we found out who did it, but I still love a good game of who dun it. Raw gets a B- this week.
Before I go, I wanted to tell you to go read Soulpower’s ECW Column because he’s the man. Also go read my No Smark Zone in the WWE Forum!!!