Embarrass yourself with old posts! Or old funny posts!

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Whether it’s me, Mat, TDK, Montana, Kenfan, Rell, PeepShow, Trav or Mike Chaos. Everyone has made a dumb post somewhere in the old buried threads, or old topics! Even established Moderators and Admins like Montana and Monkeystyle made some stupid posts, so let’s just laugh out and expose everyone else with those old dumb posts! It's not just old dumb posts I'm talking about, some great ones that you still laugh at can be posted as well.

No offence at all to anyone in this Thread, you can expose me with my silly posts and search in old threads to see some really wacky posts which were posted months ago, you can do that with everyone! Nobody take this seriously alright? Just laugh and expose someone! Or make everyone laugh with some golden post which was funny! You can even post some great posts made by someone! :smileysex5:

Q. How to find them?

A. Simple, go to someone's profile and go to last pages of his posts. Or go to the Hell in a Thread section or any other section and search way back in the pages for old Threads and funny posts!

Here are some crazy one's I found searching in old Threads:

fucking JG neg reps me everyday with no reason at all :S . nancy boy shall it be

The guy who gives Negative Rep to people these days was a kid somewhere back then and got Neg Rep from people!

Well, if you guys don't know I'm Mark the owner of ImpactWrestling.com. Over the last 2 weeks we moved to our own dedicated server because our old hosting company (Webhost4life) sucked ass. They couldn't tell me why everything was so slow.

Anyway, I tried to migrate the db to our new server but it kept crashing. Then the live db went dead. Thats why I prefer MS SQL over MySQL. So basically I had to redo everything. It sucks because the forum was really good but we had no choice. Trust me, I didn't want to do it.

So we have the latest version of vBulletin and it should run must faster.

Not a funny or dumb post, but gives some background details for new members on the forums!

Alright, since I now have answers. I have two questions.

#1. I was WWE mod, can I have that back please and thank you?

#2. I want a promotion. If 3 lions is booking it from here I want either his spot or a super mod spot. I'm on here enough between at home and at work that I can actually be of use in that position as I regularly view all of the forums and posts. (work is boring and I have net access sooooo) So yeah, how's about it?
Also, I have a few ideas about the site itself and would be interested in discussing them with you if you're willing.

lol, the Neg Rep guy and the Admin of this forum, Monkeystyle posted this ages ago, funny how he wants a promotion and was a WWE Moderator!

you are a good member but lets not throw request that dont match, if anyone gets the upgrade or promotion it should be me. I have been here longer an been a mod since last year when i joined.

Kassidy wants to be Mod and shoots at Monkeystyle in this reply!
:lookaround:

Where did all the weekly shows go ? dont ppl post them anymore ? thank god dad is busy these days so i can watch tv .

Just look at the way he talks! The Media God of today was just a normal Member back then, and look at him lie! His dad is busy so he watches TV.. lol

guyz please tell me . what the hell happened ? b4 . i used to visit the media to find full raw , smackdown and ecw shows posted right on the spot . where did that go ? i want the next raw show and smackdown to be posted plz . am grounded here cant use the tv for a week .

Now he is grounded, poor guy! Wants to watch FREE Smackdown, Raw and ECW on the Internet, lol he wasn't the guy he is today! Back then he was this simple Member, today he is the Media God.

Well i want to be the MOD of the Trivia Section since Natural Disaster is out for a while & if i do a good job of being a MOD i think me & Natural Disaster could Co-MOD the section.Reasons i wanna be the MOD of that section:I would do a great job in my postition.I would try to get the section up & running again.Reasons i don't wanna be a MOD:The avatar size.The power.Just to say i'm a MOD But IWF please make this happen.I promise/vow to bring good to the postition.

This Thread was amazing, funny how he asks to be Mod when he is a dickhead.

I'll post some later! Meanwhile post some other good and funny ones!

 

[Viva La Luke]

Whether it’s me, Mat, TDK, Montana, Kenfan, Rell, PeepShow, Trav or Mike Chaos. Everyone has made a dumb post somewhere in the old buried threads, or old topics! Even established Moderators and Admins like Montana and Monkeystyle made some stupid posts, so let’s just laugh out and expose everyone else with those old dumb posts! It's not just old dumb posts I'm talking about, some great ones that you still laugh at can be posted as well.

No offence at all to anyone in this Thread, you can expose me with my silly posts and search in old threads to see some really wacky posts which were posted months ago, you can do that with everyone! Nobody take this seriously alright? Just laugh and expose someone! Or make everyone laugh with some golden post which was funny! You can even post some great posts made by someone! :smileysex5:

Q. How to find them?

A. Simple, go to someone's profile and go to last pages of his posts. Or go to the Hell in a Thread section or any other section and search way back in the pages for old Threads and funny posts!

Here are some crazy one's I found searching in old Threads:



The guy who gives Negative Rep to people these days was a kid somewhere back then and got Neg Rep from people!



Not a funny or dumb post, but gives some background details for new members on the forums!



lol, the Neg Rep guy and the Admin of this forum, Monkeystyle posted this ages ago, funny how he wants a promotion and was a WWE Moderator!



Kassidy wants to be Mod and shoots at Monkeystyle in this reply!
:lookaround:



Just look at the way he talks! The Media God of today was just a normal Member back then, and look at him lie! His dad is busy so he watches TV.. lol



Now he is grounded, poor guy! Wants to watch FREE Smackdown, Raw and ECW on the Internet, lol he wasn't the guy he is today! Back then he was this simple Member, today he is the Media God.



This Thread was amazing, funny how he asks to be Mod when he is a dickhead.

I'll post some later! Meanwhile post some other good and funny ones!

Found One!

Edit - Iam only joking.

 

[Reinvented]

Does this count?

 

[C4]

lol, good one! Why didn't CMS reply back to that?

i will laugh. at the. necessary. pounds. in... that was great! :roflmao:

 

[Reinvented]

He didn't because he was pounded in the face and couldn't talk.

To be honest he never actually did respond back he just started to talk about ROH...Scared??

 

[the dark knight]

wow, i was gonna look for the 2 posts you already quoted...

if any of you guys remember, i joined this forum for trish's pics and cyclone2k's weekly shows posts. i had a busy life back then and could never get time to get torrents myself and download and had to take shortcuts....look where i am now lol.

 

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wow, i was gonna look for the 2 posts you already quoted...

if any of you guys remember, i joined this forum for trish's pics and cyclone2k's weekly shows posts. i had a busy life back then and could never get time to get torrents myself and download and had to take shortcuts....look where i am now lol.

LoL, you were a little kid with the normal blue username! Nobody wanted VIP Status because all the Media/porn was for free! You were funny back then!
Those posts date back to May 2007 - so if you want to, then post the date of the old post as well.

Anyways, here are some other posts:

I've had posted 289 times but it says that I've posted 168.....can somebody explain this to me

PWS posted this in some Thread: [He only has 13 posts]

Okay, I am here to get a hold of Dark Knight. PM's do not work until I have 10posts so whatever. Dark Knight, please email me or contact me on Yahoo Messenger or AIM.

Email- deadman.inc@theringsidevoice.com
AIM - trvdeadinc
Yahoo - trv_deadinc

Yeah! It's me. I am not here to cause trouble. Just here to set something straight. Like I said yesterday, the two guys that was invading IWF with the links are NOT the TRV staff. I have yet to figure out who they are but I can assure you guys that is it not the staff. Dark Knight or any other staff member, please send me the IPs of those two guys via email or on a messenger and I will look into it. I also don't appreciate you guys banning me when you guys haven't even taken the time to figure things out. Just because I was from TRV, I was also named the bad guy..

Meanwhile, 3 IWF members have joined TRV and two has tried to stir shit. We haven't gotten to who did what so DON'T SPAM THE RINGSIDE VOICE! All I want is to figure out who the two that dropped links here were and find out who spammed TRV back. I have the IPs and emails in hand and will send it to the appropiate staff member.

WDDavid posted this: - he has 7 posts only and is inactive.

The_Edge spammed my forum several times and he's spammed several other websites. I've banned him at least 5 times and he's a forum nuisance. Recently he told me he was mad at your forums. This is what he told me on MSN after I banned an IP of his and it pointed towards Edmonton, Canada (his email by the way is alexmclean26@hotmail.com, in case anyone wants to add a spammer to their buddy list):

-- -- --Alex McLean says:
dude
-- -- --Alex McLean says:
i dont live in edmonton
David says:
That's where the IP is from.
-- -- --Alex McLean says:
funny
-- -- --Alex McLean says:
i live 5 hours away from Edmonton
David says:
I can't believe you're such a cocksucker that you would fuck with the forum for no reason.
-- -- --Alex McLean says:
what are ya gonna do?
-- -- --Alex McLean says:
press charges?
David says:
i don't have to, I'll just contact the forums you post at.
-- -- --Alex McLean says:
REALLY!
-- -- --Alex McLean says:
DO IT!
David says:
ok
David says:
what forums do you post at again?
-- -- --Alex McLean says:
impactwrestling.com/forum
David says:
thanks.
David says:
vbulletin so if you get mad at them they are just as vulnerable as my forum.
-- -- --Alex McLean says:
what?
-- -- --Alex McLean says:
what ya gonna do, hack it
David says:
i don't need to, i'm not as young as you.
David says:
i can talk to the admins/mods.
-- -- --Alex McLean says:
admins/mods?
David says:
don't worry, you'll find out when they ban you or at least put you on a warning list.
-- -- --Alex McLean says:
i'm not scared.
David says:
well then you might be banned for being an asshole for no reason.
-- -- --Alex McLean says:
wtf?
David says:
We warned you several times at our forum and you still wanted to register under fake usernames and spam and cause problems.
-- -- --Alex McLean says:
No!!!! Don't tell them.
David says:
thanks Alex McLean aka The_Edge I'll make sure I tell your new forum.
David says:
alexmclean26@hotmail.com
-- -- --Alex McLean says:
wtf?
David says:
Why do you mess with my forum? It's a legitimate VBulletin paid forum. I paid for the license, I paid for the skin, I don't mess with anyone unless they mess with me.
-- -- --Alex McLean says:
ok
David says:
So stay away from my forum. Just because you're 12 doesn't mean you shouldn't be nice to people that extended their hand to you. I made you a mod on my forum and you fucked us over. I'm reporting this to impactwrestling and any other forum you might be a member of.
-- -- --Alex McLean says:
looks like fun'
-- -- --Alex McLean says:
?
-- -- --Alex McLean says:
Last Activity: 1 Minute Ago 12:27 AM
Creating Thread What the hell is going on? - 1 Minute Ago
-- -- --Alex McLean says:
what ya putting in there?

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

Yo ain't got nothing on me do ya?

 

[Reinvented]

Artist: CB4 (Daddy-O, Hi-C)
Song: Sweat of My Balls
[Hi-C]
For the ladies, a hundred-thirty pounds of beef, yeah
Chinky eyes, curly hair and gold teeth
Swingin with this here stud, you need practice
I'm leavin used rubbers on the mattress
[Daddy-O]
When I'm with my homies, we're rollin
Can't love a car unless it's stolen
Don't ask me what the price is,
but it's more than pussy tickle devices
[Chorus: (Daddy-O), Hi-C]
(And you can fell the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(YOU CAN FEEL THE!!!)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat-sweat from my balls!
(YOU CAN FEEL THE!!!)
Sweat from my balls!
("What's the matter Mr. Jones?"
"Well I'm ashamed of the way you're playing!")
[Daddy-O and Hi-C]
And we come fully equipped
With a bad attitude and a hard ass [censored]
[Daddy-O]
For demonstrations, watch us slam her
Steady poundin' like a jackhammer
[Hi-C]
One sword edge you can't cop out
We're poundin you down 'til your eyeballs pop out!
[Daddy-O and Hi-C]
We're not your ordinary players [scratch]
[Chorus: (Daddy-O), Hi-C]
(And she'll get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(She'll get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Get paid with the..)
Sweat from my biggedy-balls!!!
(Puh-puh-paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
[Hi-C]
Ahhh, check check check it out yo
Get a grip on the headboard and hold on to it
or get sent right through it
[Daddy-O]
BITCH! I'm bite ya [censored] the way that I'm lickin 'em
Won't be gentle the way that I'm stickin 'em
I do a damn good job
and bitches on my dick like a human shish-ka-bob
[Hi-C]
Hey [woof] CB4 is fly
So grab them ankles, throw your [woof] in the sky
[Chorus: (Daddy-O), Hi-C]
(And fell the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch, you can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my biggedy-balls!
(Bitch, you can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(BITCH!) Sweat-sweat from my balls!
(BITCH!) Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!

 

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You don't have any dumb post... I didn't scroll all of you posts but most of them are okay, here is one of your funny? post: :g:

A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Noodle and Truth.....I love you guys.

And look what happened, both got banned and Truth wrote history with his own hands, the 13th August Incident/ Truth rampage! Don't tell me that you love me :verysad: this post was a reply to 2 of the greatest posts by N00dle and Truth:

O shit man! Sick idea, buying yourself moderation? Sounds great. But you should take it a step further and make SMod 100 more than moderation cost, and Admin 500 more than moderation cost. Also, buying yourself rep sounds great too. Theres nothing more satisfying than having a good reputation on a forum IMO. Remember, the larger your rep power, the larger your penis size.


I dont know about you guys but Im all for it.

And Truth - The Sexy Beast who banned half of the forum months later!

Another excellent idea by Jhar! YOUR DA BOMB MAN!!!

I like it, lets get so into the wrestling forum that we buy shit with fake money like rep and avatars, Jhar your a god dude.

I was thinking...Vcash could be used to buy stuff.

Price Chart:
Rep 50+ = 1000 Vcash
Rep 100+ = 2500 Vcash
Rep 150+ = 5250 Vcash
More Avatars = 5000 Vcash
More smilies = 4000 Vcash
4 sigs = 2000 Vcash
Infraction pass = 2500 Vcash
Banned from the Shoutbox pass = 2500 Vcash
Moderation = 500000000 Vcash

I have always thought that JHar was a blueberry, and I was damn sure right!

Its ok JHar, we all understand you arent capable of understanding and forumlating a complete though. Your only 12, and we understand that.......

PeepShow :love:

 

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Profile - Chuck

MySpace ID:
gochuckyourselfdouche

That really attracted me in your profile, lol

 

[Mike Chaos]

do me do me do me next please please i called it first!

 

[Markz]

Q. How to find them?

Do you think we're all a bunch of dumb fucks who can't find our own posts?

How could a post embarrass you!? It's the internetwork highway....

 

[J]

Don't do me...I have to many damn dumb posts...Hell this is a dumb post...

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

Profile - Chuck

MySpace ID:
gochuckyourselfdouche

That really attracted me in your profile, lol

Yeah, I was "Go CHuck Yourself" waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy before Sum 41's live album. Actually, I still have a bg I made over 5 years ago on my laptop that says that (since I never got it online).