Ecw
January 22, 2008
New York, New York
*Let the bodies hit the floor comes on*
Styles: ‘Hello and welcome to the very first edition of the new ECW!’’ What one hell of a show it’s going to be tonight folks! We are going to have The Sandman taking on Kevin Thorn in the first round of the Ecw World title Qualifier tournament! ‘’
Tazz: ‘’I cant wait Joey, the main event looks sick!’’ Rob Van Dam, and Sabu take on Elijah Burke and Matt Striker on a 2 on 2 ECW world title qualifier match!’’
*Mike Knox’s music hits*
Knox: ‘So you didn’t know?’ ‘You didn’t know that your new ecw champion is standing in the ring?’ ‘You fans must be stupider than I thought!’ Because you see, I’m going to eliminate my opponent right here and right now and move on to the ECW world title qualifier tournament, where of-course I will be crowned the new ECW world champion!’
*The Crowd chants you can’t wrestle*
*Nunzio’s Music hits’
Match 1 Ecw world title qualifier match
Nunzio Vs Mike Knox
As soon as Nuzio’s comes in the ring, Knox is on the attack. He starts to stop on Nuzio’s head and picks him up. He than throws him to the turnbuckle and starts to pound away at his face! The ref pulls him away, as he does Knox throws him out of the way and charges at Nunzio. Nunzio avoids Knox by running out of the way. Knox goes face first into the turnbuckle and Nunzio starts to punch at his chest. Knox pushes him away and goes for a big boot. Nunzio dives under his legs and pulls down his trunks.
*The crowd chants, millimeter-peter*
This get’s Knox in a rage and he picks up Nunzio, and spinebuster’s him right in the middle of the ring and makes a cover.1…2..3
Winner: Mike Knox
*Backstage with Elijah Burke and Matt Striker*
Elijah: I don’t matter. Hell even if we are in ‘New York, New York’ Im still going to beat the Ecw originals. I mean come on, what has Tommy Dreamer done in Ecw? Win the Title for 15 minutes? Ha-ha.. that aint worth squat.
*Commercial Break*
*Balls Mahoney’s Theme music plays*
*The crowd Chants : Balls, Balls*
*Rene’ Dupree’s music hits*
Match 2 Ecw world title qualifiers
Rene’ Dupree Vs Balls Mahoney
Balls quickly goes for the offense and and starts pounding on Rene’. Rene is covering his face as balls goes for the punches to the face. ‘’Balls..Balls…Balls..Balls… ohhhh.. ‘Rene’ dives out of the way. Balls goes over to him and Rene’ hold’s his pants and throws him out of the ring. Balls yells ‘Oh Sh*t’. Rene goes out and throws balls to the steel steps. He than puts balls back in the ring and scoop slams him and prances left and right on his legs. *The crowd boos* He goes for the knees to the face but balls rolls out. Rene’ hits his knees and balls go to the top rope. He goes butt down and lands on Rene’s chest. He than makes the cover…1…2... Kick out! Balls than sets him up for the nutcracker sweet, Rene’ jumps out of the way, graves balls and does a sitting spine buster…1...2...kickout. Balls gets up, Rene than gets him in a German suplex and throws him over his shoulders. Rene’ goes for the cover…1..2… kickout! Rene’ furious goes to get a chair! He swings and misses balls, and balls punches the chair right in his face. Balls than sets up the Nutcracker sweet and nails it! 1..2..3 Winner! Balls Mahoney *Commercial*
Joey Styles: What a hell of a night Tazz, we have 2 qualifiers already! Balls Mahoney and Mike Knox!
Tazz: Yeah but this next match is getting me really hyped up! Extreme rules baby! The Sandman vs Kevin Thorn!
Match 3
Sandman Vs Kevin Thorn Extreme Rules Match World qualifier
Sandman goes swinging and hits thorn in the face with his Singapore cane, multiple times. He than gets out of the ring and throws chairs, trash cans, trash can lids, stop signs, and a table. As Sandman gets back in the ring, Thorn grabs a trash can and smashes it right on his head. Sandman falls to the ground as Kevin thorn picks him up and does a tilt world slam on another trash can. He than gets a chair and waits for sandman to get up. Sandman, facing the front entrance of the arena, gets up turns around ducks as Thorn hits the chair on the top rope, causing it to hit him right back in the face. Sandman sets up a table and gets a stop sign. He nails a lifeless thorn with it while he’s on the ground. He than makes the cover..1…2.. Kick out! Sandman can’t believe it! He sets up Thorn and goes to the top turnbuckle. He goes for a cross body but thorn picks him up and slams him on the table… he than picks him up, sets up the original sin, and nails it!...1…2..3! Winner: Kevin Thorn!
*Backstage with RVD and Sabu*
RVD: Today is our night! Were back in our arena, in our town! Were going to beat these guys and make our way up to the ECW world title!
Sabu: *Nods up*
RVD: And if we don’t… than we don’t deserve to be called the originals!
*Commercial Break*
*Video package airing, next week CM punk will debut in a ECW world title qualifier match!*
Main Event : tag team qualifier match
RVD and Sabu Vs Elijah Burke and Matt Striker
RVD locks up with striker. Striker is thrown down! RVD goes to the rope and attempts a rolling thunder, but is caught up when striker crawls out of the way. RVD looks at the crowd and says… ‘Rob…Van…Dam’! The crowd goes wild *Whole F’n Show… Whole F’n Show’ Elijah looks at the crowd and puts his hands down… ‘No, I don’t need applause.’ Striker comes from behind and punches RVD in the back and nails him with DDT. RVD is down as Striker stomps on his lifeless body and tags in Burke. Burke goes on the office and sets up RVD under the bottom turnbuckle… he than goes to the other side and jumps up while holding the top turnbuckle and nails a huge elbow to the neck… he than makes a cover…1…2.. Kick out. RVD helplessly reaches out his hand to sabu, but he’s too far away… Burke than goes to pick up RVD, RVD reverses and kicks him right across the chin. Burke falls down and RVD does a roll of thunder. He than tags in Sabu… Sabu does a leg drop right across Elijah which forces him to fall out of the ring and punches Striker… there both out of the ring and RVD and Sabu both do dives over the top rope… *Commercial*
We come back to see striker holding Sabu in a sleeper hold… the crowd chants *EC’Dub..EC’Dub…’* Sabu punches striker in the stomach , runs to the middle rope, jumps off of it and does a DDT on Striker. He than runs and tags RVD and Striker tags in Burke.. They both exchange blows, Elijah attempts another one but RVD ducks and and does a leg drop right across his face. He than goes to the top turnbuckle, striker hits it and RVD falls legs first on the top turnbuckle. Burke sets him up and does a superlex… both men are down.. RVD tags Sabu amd Burke tags Striker, Sabu takes out both striker and sabu, Sabu points up to the sky and does a backflip on a lifless Burke, who is out of the ring on the ground. Stiker goes after him and throws him on the steel steps. He than puts him in the ring and attempts the golden rule… Sab counters and tags RVD who does a belly to belly splash on him. Sabu goes to go out of the ring and Elijah runs after him and does an Elijah express and nails it so hard, that both men fall out of the ring.
It’s down to two men. RVD and striker go after each other. Striker pokes RVD in the eyes and scoop slaps him. He than mocks RVD and attempts a five star frog splash.. RVD rolls out of the way and heads to the top turnbuckle himself… he goes ‘Rob Van Dam’ and does the five star frog splash.. He nails in… he than rolls over and makes the cover..1…2...3 Winner: Rob Van Dam and Sabu!
Don’t miss next’s weeks ECW with more Qualifier matches and the debuting C.M Punk!
