Earl Hebner Goes Crazy

[John McHenry]

Yesterday on Twitter Earl Hebner went on a massive rant. Here is what he had to say.

"I might be a old man but I make more $ than you'll ever make in life! You couldn't pay my taxes"

"Canadians only wipe their butts with my shirt? That's the only way they'll clean their asses"

"I didn't want a job at WCW Bret didn't screw us I screwed him!"

"but I'm still making money and your the idiot who bought the ticket!"

"I'm the best there is the best there was and the best they'll ever be"

"no ur momma sucks better than mine! That's why she's number one"

"brian won't screw nobody unless I tell him too I am in control"

"the only way to shut u up obviously is to put a D*** in ur mouth"

"if you could make the money I make youd be a millionaire and get off food stamps ..... b---h"

[When asked which Knockout he'd like to screw] "I've screwed them all!... I am the master at screw jobs!!!"

Now I'm not sure what started this cause it seems really extreme. He didn't even go off like this when fired by WWE and some of the quotes just seem nonsensical. If he's trying to draw heat for himself he's getting the job done but why?

 

[Chris]

:FUCKYOU:

But yeah, Earl's new to Twitter, so I assume this is just him being stupid and not caring/knowing that news sites blow up anything a wrestler says on Twitter. He does this a lot and it's usually pretty funny. I think he's just kidding.

 

[Deezy]

Looks like someones working here.

lol @ making money. Is he selling TNA merch outside of the Impact Zone?

 

[Crippler]

HOLLY SHIT @ SOME OF THESE LINES.

 

[John McHenry]

It almost seems like it's a fan that somehow got it approved it really seems like it could be a legit hack.

 

[Chris]

The account is definitely Earl's. I remember Brian Hebner promoting it and stuff when he first joined a few months ago. It could be hacked, but I doubt it.

 

[John McHenry]

Just seems like an extremely dumb move.

 

[Crippler]

I wonder if Earl will take a page out of Angle's book and say he was drunk or got hacked.

 

[John McHenry]

"my twitter account was hacked", is the new: "I'm a sloppy drunk douche"."

 

[Kiffy Lube]

That was some golden stuff.. Earl showin' up to the damn party.

 

[Deezy]

Still sounds like some work here.

 

[Mr.Mayhem]

Just another goof trying to get some attention by using social media . Nothing new or interesting here . this thing is getting lame . Whats even more lame is "Ohh i was Hacked" .

 

[The Cork]

His Twitter was hacked by Angle who was in turn hacked himself.

 

[Deezy]

His Twitter was hacked by Angle who was in turn hacked himself.

Watch as they have their big blowoff feud at Turning Point or whatever the next PPV is.

 

[Heisenberg]

Seen these the other day. Hilarious but some of his comments do seem a bit rude. And yeah it was him, he later on tweeted this:

Earl Hebner ‏@TheEarlHebner
I like 2 have fun everyone! Ppl know that's just how I am; what I say is just 4 laughs &giggles! I love all my fans.